Granted, I haven't tried it yet...

[Beefy]

But the very idea of Jolly Rancher soda makes me want to vomit.

[Alice]

Makes me want to plan a dentist appointment ahead of time.   

Ick, that sounds awful.

[Beefy]

[dazie]

Crack in a can.

Even more so than Red Cream soda.

[DownSouth]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

[Jessie]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

You are crazy.  Sunkist in a glass bottle straight out of a cooler of ice = Pure heaven.

[DownSouth]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

You are crazy.  Sunkist in a glass bottle straight out of a cooler of ice = Pure heaven.

I agree.  I was saying it doesn't sound bad.

[Beefy]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

[DownSouth]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

I like Jolly Ranchers.  I hope they make a cherry.

[Beefy]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

I like Jolly Ranchers.  I hope they make a cherry.

You're a crazy person.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

no sense of adventure.


liquify the fire stix.

[dazie]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

Remember Port Matilda wine coolers back in the 80s?  That's what I thought they tasted like- liquified Jolly Ranchers.

[Beefy]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

Remember Port Matilda wine coolers back in the 80s?  That's what I thought they tasted like- liquified Jolly Ranchers.

Pssssst... I was in grade school in the 80s.

[dazie]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

Remember Port Matilda wine coolers back in the 80s?  That's what I thought they tasted like- liquified Jolly Ranchers.

Pssssst... I was in grade school in the 80s.

I am NOT that much older than you are...  am I??

[Alice]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

Remember Port Matilda wine coolers back in the 80s?  That's what I thought they tasted like- liquified Jolly Ranchers.

Pssssst... I was in grade school in the 80s.

Me too!  In 1989, I was in 4th grade. 

[Beefy]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

Remember Port Matilda wine coolers back in the 80s?  That's what I thought they tasted like- liquified Jolly Ranchers.

Pssssst... I was in grade school in the 80s.

Me too!  In 1989, I was in 4th grade. 

GET OFF MY LAWN

[dazie]

GAMP REMEMBERS!

I hope.

The rest of you young whippersnappers can stfu. 

[Alice]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

Remember Port Matilda wine coolers back in the 80s?  That's what I thought they tasted like- liquified Jolly Ranchers.

Pssssst... I was in grade school in the 80s.

Me too!  In 1989, I was in 4th grade. 

GET OFF MY LAWN

I had just mastered cursive writing and my times tables.

[Beefy]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

Remember Port Matilda wine coolers back in the 80s?  That's what I thought they tasted like- liquified Jolly Ranchers.

Pssssst... I was in grade school in the 80s.

Me too!  In 1989, I was in 4th grade. 

GET OFF MY LAWN

I had just mastered cursive writing and my times tables.

I had cursive down in FIRST GRADE, retard.

[Alice]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

Remember Port Matilda wine coolers back in the 80s?  That's what I thought they tasted like- liquified Jolly Ranchers.

Pssssst... I was in grade school in the 80s.

Me too!  In 1989, I was in 4th grade. 

GET OFF MY LAWN

I had just mastered cursive writing and my times tables.

I had cursive down in FIRST GRADE, retard.

They didn't teach us til 3rd. 

[DownSouth]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

Remember Port Matilda wine coolers back in the 80s?  That's what I thought they tasted like- liquified Jolly Ranchers.

Pssssst... I was in grade school in the 80s.

Me too!  In 1989, I was in 4th grade. 

GET OFF MY LAWN

I had just mastered cursive writing and my times tables.

I had cursive down in FIRST GRADE, retard.

Spell rizzuto.

[Beefy]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

Remember Port Matilda wine coolers back in the 80s?  That's what I thought they tasted like- liquified Jolly Ranchers.

Pssssst... I was in grade school in the 80s.

Me too!  In 1989, I was in 4th grade. 

GET OFF MY LAWN

I had just mastered cursive writing and my times tables.

I had cursive down in FIRST GRADE, retard.

They didn't teach us til 3rd. 

The same at my school.  But I was taking advanced 3rd grade classes in 1st grade.  They thought I was gifted.

HA!  Showed them.

[dazie]

Sorry- it wasn't Port Matilda- it was Matilda Bay.

[Listener]

I had cursive down in FIRST GRADE, retard.

My goddaughter, who is presently in first or second grade, I forget which, is learning some weird serif form of writing that's supposed to be a bridge between print and cursive.  What a waste of time. And what's worse, her mom had to learn it to so she could help her with her homework.

Honestly, it just looks like what adult handwriting looks like when we're trying to print, writing too fast, and dragging the pen across the paper.

[dazie]

Does it have those stupid "monkey tails" on every letter?  My son had to do that too.  Looked ridiculous.