Granted, I haven't tried it yet...

[Beefy]

But the very idea of Jolly Rancher soda makes me want to vomit.

[Alice]

Makes me want to plan a dentist appointment ahead of time.   

Ick, that sounds awful.

[Beefy]

[dazie]

Crack in a can.

Even more so than Red Cream soda.

[DownSouth]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

[Jessie]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

You are crazy.  Sunkist in a glass bottle straight out of a cooler of ice = Pure heaven.

[DownSouth]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

You are crazy.  Sunkist in a glass bottle straight out of a cooler of ice = Pure heaven.

I agree.  I was saying it doesn't sound bad.

[Beefy]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

[DownSouth]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

I like Jolly Ranchers.  I hope they make a cherry.

[Beefy]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

I like Jolly Ranchers.  I hope they make a cherry.

You're a crazy person.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

no sense of adventure.


liquify the fire stix.

[dazie]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

Remember Port Matilda wine coolers back in the 80s?  That's what I thought they tasted like- liquified Jolly Ranchers.

[Beefy]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

Remember Port Matilda wine coolers back in the 80s?  That's what I thought they tasted like- liquified Jolly Ranchers.

Pssssst... I was in grade school in the 80s.

[dazie]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

Remember Port Matilda wine coolers back in the 80s?  That's what I thought they tasted like- liquified Jolly Ranchers.

Pssssst... I was in grade school in the 80s.

I am NOT that much older than you are...  am I??

[Alice]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

Remember Port Matilda wine coolers back in the 80s?  That's what I thought they tasted like- liquified Jolly Ranchers.

Pssssst... I was in grade school in the 80s.

Me too!  In 1989, I was in 4th grade. 

[Beefy]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

Remember Port Matilda wine coolers back in the 80s?  That's what I thought they tasted like- liquified Jolly Ranchers.

Pssssst... I was in grade school in the 80s.

Me too!  In 1989, I was in 4th grade. 

GET OFF MY LAWN

[dazie]

GAMP REMEMBERS!

I hope.

The rest of you young whippersnappers can stfu. 

[Alice]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

Remember Port Matilda wine coolers back in the 80s?  That's what I thought they tasted like- liquified Jolly Ranchers.

Pssssst... I was in grade school in the 80s.

Me too!  In 1989, I was in 4th grade. 

GET OFF MY LAWN

I had just mastered cursive writing and my times tables.

[Beefy]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

Remember Port Matilda wine coolers back in the 80s?  That's what I thought they tasted like- liquified Jolly Ranchers.

Pssssst... I was in grade school in the 80s.

Me too!  In 1989, I was in 4th grade. 

GET OFF MY LAWN

I had just mastered cursive writing and my times tables.

I had cursive down in FIRST GRADE, retard.

[Alice]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

Remember Port Matilda wine coolers back in the 80s?  That's what I thought they tasted like- liquified Jolly Ranchers.

Pssssst... I was in grade school in the 80s.

Me too!  In 1989, I was in 4th grade. 

GET OFF MY LAWN

I had just mastered cursive writing and my times tables.

I had cursive down in FIRST GRADE, retard.

They didn't teach us til 3rd. 

[DownSouth]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

Remember Port Matilda wine coolers back in the 80s?  That's what I thought they tasted like- liquified Jolly Ranchers.

Pssssst... I was in grade school in the 80s.

Me too!  In 1989, I was in 4th grade. 

GET OFF MY LAWN

I had just mastered cursive writing and my times tables.

I had cursive down in FIRST GRADE, retard.

Spell rizzuto.

[Beefy]

Doesn't look any worse than a Sunkist.

Dude, liquify a bunch of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers and drink it.

*shudder*

Remember Port Matilda wine coolers back in the 80s?  That's what I thought they tasted like- liquified Jolly Ranchers.

Pssssst... I was in grade school in the 80s.

Me too!  In 1989, I was in 4th grade. 

GET OFF MY LAWN

I had just mastered cursive writing and my times tables.

I had cursive down in FIRST GRADE, retard.

They didn't teach us til 3rd. 

The same at my school.  But I was taking advanced 3rd grade classes in 1st grade.  They thought I was gifted.

HA!  Showed them.

[dazie]

Sorry- it wasn't Port Matilda- it was Matilda Bay.

[Listener]

I had cursive down in FIRST GRADE, retard.

My goddaughter, who is presently in first or second grade, I forget which, is learning some weird serif form of writing that's supposed to be a bridge between print and cursive.  What a waste of time. And what's worse, her mom had to learn it to so she could help her with her homework.

Honestly, it just looks like what adult handwriting looks like when we're trying to print, writing too fast, and dragging the pen across the paper.

[dazie]

Does it have those stupid "monkey tails" on every letter?  My son had to do that too.  Looked ridiculous.

[Listener]

Does it have those stupid "monkey tails" on every letter?  My son had to do that too.  Looked ridiculous.

That's the bunny.

[Alice]

Does it have those stupid "monkey tails" on every letter?  My son had to do that too.  Looked ridiculous.

Is it denelian?  That's how we learned to write at our school.

[Listener]

Does it have those stupid "monkey tails" on every letter?  My son had to do that too.  Looked ridiculous.

Is it denelian?  That's how we learned to write at our school.

THANK YOU.  I was blanking on the name of the technique.

I know I'm about a year older than you, Alice... I guess I just missed the denelian cutoff.

[dazie]

Does it have those stupid "monkey tails" on every letter?  My son had to do that too.  Looked ridiculous.

Is it denelian?  That's how we learned to write at our school.

I think it's a derivation of denelian- but it wsan't the one I learned!

[Alice]

Does it have those stupid "monkey tails" on every letter?  My son had to do that too.  Looked ridiculous.

Is it denelian?  That's how we learned to write at our school.

THANK YOU.  I was blanking on the name of the technique.

I know I'm about a year older than you, Alice... I guess I just missed the denelian cutoff.

I don't think it's a bad idea, actually.  I think it helps improve handwriting in general - and does make it easier for kids to learn and write cursive eventually.

[Listener]

Does it have those stupid "monkey tails" on every letter?  My son had to do that too.  Looked ridiculous.

Is it denelian?  That's how we learned to write at our school.

THANK YOU.  I was blanking on the name of the technique.

I know I'm about a year older than you, Alice... I guess I just missed the denelian cutoff.

I don't think it's a bad idea, actually.  I think it helps improve handwriting in general - and does make it easier for kids to learn and write cursive eventually.

You learned it, so you would know.  As a third/fourth grader, I didn't experience any difficulty making the transition without any intermediary.  I guess it depends upon the tools you have -- you CAN use a flat screwdriver in most phillips-head screws, but why would you want to when you have a phillips-head?

Did that make any sense?

[Alice]

To be fair though, I also didn't not learn it - so I can't say that not learning it makes any difference either.  Hooray double negatives!

I had a hard time writing to begin with because I'm left handed.  That caused more issues with shit at school than I think people realized.  (Now, however, I have gorgeous handwriting! )

[Mr. Ubiquity]

To be fair though, I also didn't not learn it - so I can't say that not learning it makes any difference either.  Hooray double negatives!

I had a hard time writing to begin with because I'm left handed.  That caused more issues with shit at school than I think people realized.  (Now, however, I have gorgeous handwriting! )

i demand proof... write a sexy porno poem and scan it.

[Beefy]

Jolly Rancher soda --------------> cursive ability in children

[Infobahn]

Wow, I am behind in this thread.

ALL OF YOU, GET OFF MY LAWN.

I graduated from HS in 82.

[dazie]

Wow, I am behind in this thread.

ALL OF YOU, GET OFF MY LAWN.

I graduated from HS in 82.

Do you remember Matilda Bay wine coolers?

[Jessie]

In 1989 I was 12.  I was in the 6th grade, I think.  Depends on what month it was, I guess.  I didn't start drinking til 7th grade.

[Infobahn]

Wow, I am behind in this thread.

ALL OF YOU, GET OFF MY LAWN.

I graduated from HS in 82.

Do you remember Matilda Bay wine coolers?

Yes, and Bartels and James.  The first time I got drunk it was on home made wine coolers, as California Coolers had not come out yet.

[Jessie]

Wow, I am behind in this thread.

ALL OF YOU, GET OFF MY LAWN.

I graduated from HS in 82.

Do you remember Matilda Bay wine coolers?

Yes, and Bartels and James.  The first time I got drunk it was on home made wine coolers, as California Coolers had not come out yet.

I remember the B&J commercials.  Does that count?

[Mr. Ubiquity]

Wow, I am behind in this thread.

ALL OF YOU, GET OFF MY LAWN.

I graduated from HS in 82.

Do you remember Matilda Bay wine coolers?

Yes, and Bartels and James.  The first time I got drunk it was on home made wine coolers, as California Coolers had not come out yet.

I remember the B&J commercials.  Does that count?

blow job commercials huh?   man i miss the old days..

i remember when i was 8 i could go to the store buy cigarettes say they are for my mom and then go to the lake and smoke em up.

[Jessie]

Wow, I am behind in this thread.

ALL OF YOU, GET OFF MY LAWN.

I graduated from HS in 82.

Do you remember Matilda Bay wine coolers?

Yes, and Bartels and James.  The first time I got drunk it was on home made wine coolers, as California Coolers had not come out yet.

I remember the B&J commercials.  Does that count?

blow job commercials huh?   man i miss the old days..

i remember when i was 8 i could go to the store buy cigarettes say they are for my mom and then go to the lake and smoke em up.

I remember my grandma sending me in to buy her a pack and she said she wanted a box, so I thought she wanted a carton, and I couldn't figure out why they wouldn't sell them to me for $2.

I started smoking at 13.  By then the legal age was 16.  Just before I turned 16, they raised it to 18.  I was mad.

[Beefy]

Seeeeeeeagram's Golden Wine Coooolers...

[Listener]

Wow, I am behind in this thread.

ALL OF YOU, GET OFF MY LAWN.

I graduated from HS in 82.

I was four years old in 82.

OOH, BURN!

[Mr. Ubiquity]

[Jessie]

Wow, I am behind in this thread.

ALL OF YOU, GET OFF MY LAWN.

I graduated from HS in 82.

I was four years old in 82.

OOH, BURN!

I was 5.  My baby brother was born.  I burned my hands (3rd degree burns).  Uh, what else happened?  Oh, Anthony wasn't born.  I was going to say he was a fetus, but he wasn't.  Good God.

[dazie]

[Mr. Ubiquity]

??

[Alice]

Wow, I am behind in this thread.

ALL OF YOU, GET OFF MY LAWN.

I graduated from HS in 82.

I was four years old in 82.

OOH, BURN!

So was I.  So you aren't a year older than me!

[Mr. Ubiquity]

pic is gone.

how the hell does a website know when a graphic is being hotlinked?

[Alice]

pic is gone.

how the hell does a website know when a graphic is being hotlinked?

Fucking narcs.   

[Mr. Ubiquity]

pic is gone.

how the hell does a website know when a graphic is being hotlinked?

Fucking narcs.   

[Jessie]

pic is gone.

how the hell does a website know when a graphic is being hotlinked?

Fucking narcs.   

I emailed them.  Hotlinking is wrong.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

pic is gone.

how the hell does a website know when a graphic is being hotlinked?

Fucking narcs.   

I emailed them.  Hotlinking is wrong.

thats ok fuckin no good admins.   its cool. i respect it. worthless no good digital friend   HAH. i wont do it anymore.   bullshit,  wont stop me any..

[Mr. Ubiquity]

pic is gone.

how the hell does a website know when a graphic is being hotlinked?

Fucking narcs.   

I emailed them.  Hotlinking is wrong.

thats ok fuckin no good admins.   its cool. i respect it. worthless no good digital friend   HAH. i wont do it anymore.   bullshit,  wont stop me any..

DOH

[Gamplayerx]

I never learned cursive.  They taught it in 3rd grade and I skipped that one.  I don't know Matilda Bay whatever the heck Dazie was yammering about, but I do remember the Bartles & James wine coolers.  I like Jolly Ranchers, but I bet the drink has high fructose corn syrup in it and I hate high fructose corn syrup, so I'll probably never taste them.  Hotlinking is bad.  I was 13 in 82 or at least half of 82 and I didn't smoke.  Did I cover everything?

[Jessie]

I never learned cursive.  They taught it in 3rd grade and I skipped that one.  I don't know Matilda Bay whatever the heck Dazie was yammering about, but I do remember the Bartles & James wine coolers.  I like Jolly Ranchers, but I bet the drink has high fructose corn syrup in it and I hate high fructose corn syrup, so I'll probably never taste them.  Hotlinking is bad.  I was 13 in 82 or at least half of 82 and I didn't smoke.  Did I cover everything?

Totally awesome post.

[Jessie]

Timothy bought one of these things today.  Blue Raspberry.

Blue bubbly vomit in a bottle.

Holy christ, was it ever awful. 

As much as he likes nasty stuff (Like the liquid sour candy stuff that tastes like bile), even Timothy wouldn't drink this stuff.

[Beefy]

Timothy bought one of these things today.  Blue Raspberry.

Blue bubbly vomit in a bottle.

Holy christ, was it ever awful. 

As much as he likes nasty stuff (Like the liquid sour candy stuff that tastes like bile), even Timothy wouldn't drink this stuff.

VALIDATION!

[cnamon]

Wow, I am behind in this thread.

ALL OF YOU, GET OFF MY LAWN.

I graduated from HS in 82.

I was four years old in 82.

OOH, BURN!

I was born in 1982.

[DownSouth]

Timothy bought one of these things today.  Blue Raspberry.

Blue bubbly vomit in a bottle.

Holy christ, was it ever awful. 

As much as he likes nasty stuff (Like the liquid sour candy stuff that tastes like bile), even Timothy wouldn't drink this stuff.

In my office

[Beefy]

HOLY
CRAP,
LEARN
TO
RESIZE

[DownSouth]

[ReBurn]

haha

[meredith]

i was -2 in 1982 and graduated 20 years after info


YES I'M OFF YOUR LAWN


I saw books with denelian script in them but i don't remember exactly what they taught in school.  I don't think it was that, though.  I ended up with my own terrible style of handwriting.  It's mostly shortcuts because I couldn't keep up with other people in writing speed.  Other than writing, though, my hands are extremely dextrous.  Just ask the ladies.

[Infobahn]

Greeeeeat.  Thanks. 

[dazie]

Greeeeeat.  Thanks. 

Feeling creaky yet?  I know I am.

[ReBurn]

I turned 10 in 1982.  I'm only semi-creaky.

[Jessie]

I turned 5 in 82.  Did I already say that?  I'm so creaky I am ...hahahaha I can't think of the word I'm trying to say...suffering from .... crap...dementia.

Holy shit.  I wish that were fake and that I'd done it for humor's sake.

[swolt]

I turned 1 in 1982

[Infobahn]

I lost my virginity before some of you were born.

[swolt]

I lost my virginity before some of you were born.

dad?

[dazie]

I lost my virginity before some of you were born.

Oh god so did I. 

[Gamplayerx]

I was a virgin in 1982.

[eo000]

i'm still a virgin.

[Jessie]

I was a virgin in 1982.

I wasn't.

[BigDun]

I graduated high school a year after Info so he's a little older than me.

I didn't lose my virginity until the next year.

She was five and her name was Jessie.

[Jessie]

I graduated high school a year after Info so he's a little older than me.

I didn't lose my virginity until the next year.

She was five and her name was Jessie.

Why did you tell me not to tell my mommy and daddy if you're just going to post about it on the internet?

[BigDun]

I graduated high school a year after Info so he's a little older than me.

I didn't lose my virginity until the next year.

She was five and her name was Jessie.

Why did you tell me not to tell my mommy and daddy if you're just going to post about it on the internet?

Hey, I haven't posted the picture yet have I?

[ReBurn]

I graduated high school a year after Info so he's a little older than me.

I didn't lose my virginity until the next year.

She was five and her name was Jessie.

Why did you tell me not to tell my mommy and daddy if you're just going to post about it on the internet?

Hey, I haven't posted the picture yet have I?

Dude, you should stay away from the little boys.

[dazie]

I graduated high school a year after Info so he's a little older than me.

I didn't lose my virginity until the next year.

She was five and her name was Jessie.

Why did you tell me not to tell my mommy and daddy if you're just going to post about it on the internet?

Hey, I haven't posted the picture yet have I?

Dude, you should stay away from the little boys.

Are you calling Jessie a boy?  Cuz I'm pretty sure she has boobs and other girl parts...

[ReBurn]

I graduated high school a year after Info so he's a little older than me.

I didn't lose my virginity until the next year.

She was five and her name was Jessie.

Why did you tell me not to tell my mommy and daddy if you're just going to post about it on the internet?

Hey, I haven't posted the picture yet have I?

Dude, you should stay away from the little boys.

Are you calling Jessie a boy?  Cuz I'm pretty sure she has boobs and other girl parts...

Dude, Jessie is a little boy.  Really!

[Jessie]

I graduated high school a year after Info so he's a little older than me.

I didn't lose my virginity until the next year.

She was five and her name was Jessie.

Why did you tell me not to tell my mommy and daddy if you're just going to post about it on the internet?

Hey, I haven't posted the picture yet have I?

Dude, you should stay away from the little boys.

Are you calling Jessie a boy?  Cuz I'm pretty sure she has boobs and other girl parts...

Dude, Jessie is a little boy.  Really!

I thought everybody knew that already.

[ReBurn]

I graduated high school a year after Info so he's a little older than me.

I didn't lose my virginity until the next year.

She was five and her name was Jessie.

Why did you tell me not to tell my mommy and daddy if you're just going to post about it on the internet?

Hey, I haven't posted the picture yet have I?

Dude, you should stay away from the little boys.

Are you calling Jessie a boy?  Cuz I'm pretty sure she has boobs and other girl parts...

Dude, Jessie is a little boy.  Really!

I thought everybody knew that already.

Apparently not everyone...

[dazie]

Damn you photoshop!  You make it so easy to trick people!

[dazie]

So what you're telling me is that this picture of Jessie isn't really her?   

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[Alice]

Wow.

[Jessie]

Wow.

Yeah, I'm pretty hot.

[Bennyhana]

Wow.

Yeah, I'm pretty hot.

So, in that pic, where were you hiding your little boy parts?

[dazie]

And this isn't her EITHER?  I'm crushed.

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[Beefy]

Wow.

Yeah, I'm pretty hot.

So, in that pic, where were you hiding your little boy parts?

She's doing a "Buffalo Bill".

[dazie]

One of the bots was "reading" this thread today and I was bored so I decided to read it too.

I think it deserves a gold star for fastest threadjack and funniest conclusion.

[Gamplayerx]

You know, I don't believe I've ever seen jolly rancher soda.

[Bennyhana]

You know, I don't believe I've ever seen jolly rancher soda.

I could go my whole life without seeing jolly rancher soda, and I'd probably die happier for it.