There's a place in France / There's a hole in the wall

[Listener]

When we first moved in, we had to have a plumber replace the faucet assembly in our guest bathroom's shower/tub combo unit.  He had to cut a square hole in the wall.  We kept meaning to fix it, but never bothered.

It's been four months.

The piece of wall that he cut out is placed carefully in the hole, and it sits fine unless one of the cats knocks it down.  Obviously, we'll fix it eventually (before we have kids), but for now, it's not a priority, even though you can see it right when you walk into the house and go up the stairs.

Is this bad homeowner etiquette?

[ReBurn]

Don't worry.  Four months will eventually turn into four years.  You'll become accustomed to seeing that way, and probably actually start to like it.

[sugar_grrl]

You should just put saran wrap over it and call it fixed....

[Gamplayerx]

I'm not a good one to ask when it comes to completed home improvement projects.

[Beefy]

The thread title makes me feel like I'm 8 years old again.

*snicker*

[Jessie]

I'm humming the song.  Doo Do do do do Do do da da do do do.

[cnamon]

We have a hole in our wall from when we had to get to the pipes in the tub of our master bath...it has been there almost a year.  Mostly because I am the designer and I am not good at fixing stuff.

[Listener]

The thread title makes me feel like I'm 8 years old again.

*snicker*

That was the point.

[ignom]

I even had to look it up on google. I don't know this song.

[Beefy]

I even had to look it up on google. I don't know this song.

Such a lamentable childhood.

[Jessie]

I even had to look it up on google. I don't know this song.

Are you joking?

[Listener]

My wife had never heard the comeback "up your butt and around the corner" until a couple of years ago when I used it... now she won't stop...

[Beefy]

My wife had never heard the comeback "up your butt and around the corner" until a couple of years ago when I used it... now she won't stop...

Not familiar with that one. 

So spit and spin, buddy!  Or perch and rotate, if you prefer.

[cnamon]

I even had to look it up on google. I don't know this song.

I don't know it either.  But I am not going to google it.

[Listener]

My wife had never heard the comeback "up your butt and around the corner" until a couple of years ago when I used it... now she won't stop...

Not familiar with that one. 

So spit and spin, buddy!  Or perch and rotate, if you prefer.

Someone asks, "where'd you put that (miscellaneous item)?"  So you say, "up your butt and around the corner!"

I guess it makes sense to porn actresses... 

[Beefy]

My wife had never heard the comeback "up your butt and around the corner" until a couple of years ago when I used it... now she won't stop...

Not familiar with that one. 

So spit and spin, buddy!  Or perch and rotate, if you prefer.

Someone asks, "where'd you put that (miscellaneous item)?"  So you say, "up your butt and around the corner!"

I guess it makes sense to porn actresses... 

Or people with hooked umbrella handles.

[Jessie]

You all are living sad, sheltered lives.

Call me and I'll sing it for you.

[cnamon]

My wife had never heard the comeback "up your butt and around the corner" until a couple of years ago when I used it... now she won't stop...

Not familiar with that one. 

So spit and spin, buddy!  Or perch and rotate, if you prefer.

Someone asks, "where'd you put that (miscellaneous item)?"  So you say, "up your butt and around the corner!"

I guess it makes sense to porn actresses... 

Or people with hooked umbrella handles.

Ha!

[Listener]

My wife had never heard the comeback "up your butt and around the corner" until a couple of years ago when I used it... now she won't stop...

Not familiar with that one. 

So spit and spin, buddy!  Or perch and rotate, if you prefer.

Someone asks, "where'd you put that (miscellaneous item)?"  So you say, "up your butt and around the corner!"

I guess it makes sense to porn actresses... 

Or people with hooked umbrella handles.

Ha!

On the bright side, you'd never have to worry about losing your umbrella.

[Jessie]

The umbrella story really needs to be retold.  There are many who do not know it, and it is one of the greatest ever.  I mean seriously, it rivals the bible for the title.

[Beefy]

The umbrella story really needs to be retold.  There are many who do not know it, and it is one of the greatest ever.  I mean seriously, it rivals the bible for the title.

You do it.

[dazie]

My wife had never heard the comeback "up your butt and around the corner" until a couple of years ago when I used it... now she won't stop...

Not familiar with that one. 

So spit and spin, buddy!  Or perch and rotate, if you prefer.

Someone asks, "where'd you put that (miscellaneous item)?"  So you say, "up your butt and around the corner!"

I guess it makes sense to porn actresses... 

Chez Dingii it's "If it was up your butt you'd know"

[ReBurn]

Wish in one hand and crap in the other one and see which one fills up first.

[Beefy]

Wish in one hand and crap in the other one and see which one fills up first.

What if you were wishing for an umbrella?

[dazie]

Wish in one hand and crap in the other one and see which one fills up first.

What if you were wishing for an umbrella?

If it was up your butt you'd know.

Oh.  Wait...