News:

10/13/05 ReBurn nails the 90,000th post with a bullet! And what a bullet it was.

Main Menu

Suggestions Needed!

Started by sapphirehart, March 23, 2005, 02:57:16 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

sapphirehart

My son has invited his girl friend over for pizza and to watch a movie Friday night.  Her parents are adamant that the movie be rated PG13 or lower and that there be no sexual content in the movie.  Help!  I have no idea what would appeal to a 13 year old girl that my son would be willing to watch, as well.


DownSouth

I'm going to get flogged for this.

About a Boy.

It is funny and a girly movie.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Gamplayerx

Actually, that's not a bad suggestion at all, DS.

ignom

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

BigDun

Did you realize that Napoleon Dynamite was rated G?
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt


Infobahn

Quote from: BigDun on March 23, 2005, 03:11:19 PM
Did you realize that Napoleon Dynamite was rated G?

Wow.  That alone is cool to know.  I still needing to see that.

Jessie

My dad was quoting Napoleon Dynamite last night.

It freaked Tyler's gf out, because she's yet to figure out that my dad just automatically knows all pop culture somehow.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Dry then Catch

it was actually PG because I guess they thought "GOSH" and the him throwing pumpkins at his uncles window was too much. 

sapphirehart

Well, I finally decided on a movie to rent.  I picked up Fat Albert.  I wanted Finding Neverland but all the copies were gone.  :(

I also rented Ladder 49 for Terry and me to watch after the little girl goes home.  It's PG13, rated for fire and rescue scenes.

We're gonna order some pizza, pop some popcorn and watch movies.  I am so excited!  NOT!

DownSouth

Quote from: sapphirehart on March 25, 2005, 01:32:24 PM
Well, I finally decided on a movie to rent.  I picked up Fat Albert.  I wanted Finding Neverland but all the copies were gone.  :(

I also rented Ladder 49 for Terry and me to watch after the little girl goes home.  It's PG13, rated for fire and rescue scenes.

We're gonna order some pizza, pop some popcorn and watch movies.  I am so excited!  NOT!
Are you going to watch it with them?
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Jessie

Quote from: DownSouth on March 25, 2005, 01:34:55 PM
Quote from: sapphirehart on March 25, 2005, 01:32:24 PM
Well, I finally decided on a movie to rent.  I picked up Fat Albert.  I wanted Finding Neverland but all the copies were gone.  :(

I also rented Ladder 49 for Terry and me to watch after the little girl goes home.  It's PG13, rated for fire and rescue scenes.

We're gonna order some pizza, pop some popcorn and watch movies.  I am so excited!  NOT!
Are you going to watch it with them?


I hope not.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

nallen

Quote from: sapphirehart on March 25, 2005, 01:32:24 PM
Well, I finally decided on a movie to rent.  I picked up Fat Albert.  I wanted Finding Neverland but all the copies were gone.  :(

I also rented Ladder 49 for Terry and me to watch after the little girl goes home.  It's PG13, rated for fire and rescue scenes.

We're gonna order some pizza, pop some popcorn and watch movies.  I am so excited!  NOT!

So are you going to bring up anal or not?
May the Magic Plastic bless you and keep you.

Jessie

Quote from: nallen on March 25, 2005, 01:43:25 PM
Quote from: sapphirehart on March 25, 2005, 01:32:24 PM
Well, I finally decided on a movie to rent.  I picked up Fat Albert.  I wanted Finding Neverland but all the copies were gone.  :(

I also rented Ladder 49 for Terry and me to watch after the little girl goes home.  It's PG13, rated for fire and rescue scenes.

We're gonna order some pizza, pop some popcorn and watch movies.  I am so excited!  NOT!

So are you going to bring up anal or not?

I think Bish has corrupted us all.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

DownSouth

16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Jessie

Did you save the threads about the bases so you can help him with his gameplan?
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ignom

Give him one of your bras so he can hone his unhooking skills.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Jessie

we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

DownSouth

Soon Timothy will be dry humping.  Hopefully it wont be the pig.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

sapphirehart

I'm going to ask him if he minds if we watch the movie with them.  If he doesn't want us to, then I have no idea how I'm going to occupy my time since the dvd player is in the living room. 

I think I'm going to save the anal question for the next movie night.  The condoms might be a good idea but I'll have to go and buy some for him... :evil:


ignom

I think watching the movie with them would be awkward and embarassing.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

eo000

Quote from: ignom on March 25, 2005, 02:07:22 PM
I think watching the movie with them would be awkward and embarassing.
yeah, but that's because you'd be masturbating.

ignom

I was going to say because I would be hitting on his girlfriend. But I decided to try tact for a change.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Jessie

Quote from: eo000 on March 25, 2005, 02:07:58 PM
Quote from: ignom on March 25, 2005, 02:07:22 PM
I think watching the movie with them would be awkward and embarassing.
yeah, but that's because you'd be masturbating.


Hahaha!
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

DownSouth

Accidently put on some Barry White.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!