Suggestions Needed!

[sapphirehart]

My son has invited his girl friend over for pizza and to watch a movie Friday night.  Her parents are adamant that the movie be rated PG13 or lower and that there be no sexual content in the movie.  Help!  I have no idea what would appeal to a 13 year old girl that my son would be willing to watch, as well.

[DownSouth]

I'm going to get flogged for this.

About a Boy.

It is funny and a girly movie.

[Gamplayerx]

Actually, that's not a bad suggestion at all, DS.

[ignom]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377092/

[BigDun]

Did you realize that Napoleon Dynamite was rated G?

[sapphirehart]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377092/

Mean Girls has sexual content in it.

[Infobahn]

Did you realize that Napoleon Dynamite was rated G?

Wow.  That alone is cool to know.  I still needing to see that.

[Jessie]

My dad was quoting Napoleon Dynamite last night.

It freaked Tyler's gf out, because she's yet to figure out that my dad just automatically knows all pop culture somehow.

[Dry then Catch]

it was actually PG because I guess they thought "GOSH" and the him throwing pumpkins at his uncles window was too much. 

[sapphirehart]

Well, I finally decided on a movie to rent.  I picked up Fat Albert.  I wanted Finding Neverland but all the copies were gone. 

I also rented Ladder 49 for Terry and me to watch after the little girl goes home.  It's PG13, rated for fire and rescue scenes.

We're gonna order some pizza, pop some popcorn and watch movies.  I am so excited!  NOT!

[DownSouth]

Well, I finally decided on a movie to rent.  I picked up Fat Albert.  I wanted Finding Neverland but all the copies were gone. 

I also rented Ladder 49 for Terry and me to watch after the little girl goes home.  It's PG13, rated for fire and rescue scenes.

We're gonna order some pizza, pop some popcorn and watch movies.  I am so excited!  NOT!

Are you going to watch it with them?

[Jessie]

Well, I finally decided on a movie to rent.  I picked up Fat Albert.  I wanted Finding Neverland but all the copies were gone. 

I also rented Ladder 49 for Terry and me to watch after the little girl goes home.  It's PG13, rated for fire and rescue scenes.

We're gonna order some pizza, pop some popcorn and watch movies.  I am so excited!  NOT!

Are you going to watch it with them?

I hope not.

[nallen]

Well, I finally decided on a movie to rent.  I picked up Fat Albert.  I wanted Finding Neverland but all the copies were gone. 

I also rented Ladder 49 for Terry and me to watch after the little girl goes home.  It's PG13, rated for fire and rescue scenes.

We're gonna order some pizza, pop some popcorn and watch movies.  I am so excited!  NOT!

So are you going to bring up anal or not?

[Jessie]

Well, I finally decided on a movie to rent.  I picked up Fat Albert.  I wanted Finding Neverland but all the copies were gone. 

I also rented Ladder 49 for Terry and me to watch after the little girl goes home.  It's PG13, rated for fire and rescue scenes.

We're gonna order some pizza, pop some popcorn and watch movies.  I am so excited!  NOT!

So are you going to bring up anal or not?

I think Bish has corrupted us all.

[DownSouth]

Is dry humping allowed?

[Jessie]

Did you save the threads about the bases so you can help him with his gameplan?

[ignom]

Give him one of your bras so he can hone his unhooking skills.

[Jessie]

Do you need some condoms?

[DownSouth]

Soon Timothy will be dry humping.  Hopefully it wont be the pig.

[sapphirehart]

I'm going to ask him if he minds if we watch the movie with them.  If he doesn't want us to, then I have no idea how I'm going to occupy my time since the dvd player is in the living room. 

I think I'm going to save the anal question for the next movie night.  The condoms might be a good idea but I'll have to go and buy some for him...

[ignom]

I think watching the movie with them would be awkward and embarassing.

[eo000]

I think watching the movie with them would be awkward and embarassing.

yeah, but that's because you'd be masturbating.

[ignom]

I was going to say because I would be hitting on his girlfriend. But I decided to try tact for a change.

[Jessie]

I think watching the movie with them would be awkward and embarassing.

yeah, but that's because you'd be masturbating.

Hahaha!

[DownSouth]

Accidently put on some Barry White.

[cnamon]

Switch the tape from Fat Albert to Prince Albert.

[nallen]

I'm going to ask him if he minds if we watch the movie with them.  If he doesn't want us to, then I have no idea how I'm going to occupy my time since the dvd player is in the living room. 

I think I'm going to save the anal question for the next movie night.  The condoms might be a good idea but I'll have to go and buy some for him...

If I may suggest to make her not only ackward, but also disappointed, you buy:


Durex Performax
Durex, the folks behind the innovative Maintain Desensitizing Lubricant, has finally released a climax control condom with benzocaine! Performax condoms prolong your sexual pleasure and aid in the prevention of premature ejaculation by the use of a body heat-activated desensitizing lube inside the condom. There is a standard lubricant on the outside of the condom to ensure your partner will have the maximum pleasure.

That way she knows what to expect. 

/just watchin' out for the youngin's

[BigDun]

Is dry humping allowed?

I think that dry humping should always be allowed.

Just my 2¢ worth.

[DownSouth]

I would make a great parent.

[sapphirehart]

I'm going to ask him if he minds if we watch the movie with them.  If he doesn't want us to, then I have no idea how I'm going to occupy my time since the dvd player is in the living room. 

I think I'm going to save the anal question for the next movie night.  The condoms might be a good idea but I'll have to go and buy some for him...

If I may suggest to make her not only ackward, but also disappointed, you buy:


Durex Performax
Durex, the folks behind the innovative Maintain Desensitizing Lubricant, has finally released a climax control condom with benzocaine! Performax condoms prolong your sexual pleasure and aid in the prevention of premature ejaculation by the use of a body heat-activated desensitizing lube inside the condom. There is a standard lubricant on the outside of the condom to ensure your partner will have the maximum pleasure.

That way she knows what to expect. 

/just watchin' out for the youngin's

nallen, are you basing your reference on personal experience with the product?

[ignom]

You should have rented Left Behind.

[nishi]

should you need a suggestion for the future, i'd also recommend The Dish, with sam neil. it has really interesting stuff about the first moon landing, lots of 'oh jesus all our technology is breaking down and all we have is a paperclip and duct tape' kind of science engineering - and this is all based on fact - along with funny stuff and a little goofy romance. a fantastic movie, one of my favorites. it's PG-13.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0205873/

http://thedishmovie.warnerbros.com/index_noflash.html

[BigDun]

Damn, I should have suggested either Searching for Bobby Fischer or, if you wanted to go the religious route that would expose the girl to other religions, Little Buddha.