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Started by Bennyhana, May 13, 2008, 05:47:11 PM

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Bennyhana

May 13, 2008, 05:47:11 PM
You have to finish someone else's sentence in an  unexpected way.

For example, if I typed, "I want to go to bed..."

You could finish with, "...because your mom is warm."

Or, you know, something funny.

Here's a starter:

I sure hope that it doesn't rain tonight...

Infobahn

#1
May 13, 2008, 05:51:58 PM
...because pot can't get too much water, and I have been peeing on them all day.

Dry then Catch

#2
May 13, 2008, 05:52:34 PM
Do I start a new sentence...

Beefy

#3
May 13, 2008, 06:33:23 PM
...or just keep serving the old one.

Bennyhana

#4
May 13, 2008, 06:35:31 PM
You should start a new sentence...

Beefy

#5
May 13, 2008, 06:36:45 PM
...because JonBenet deserves justice!

Alice

#6
May 13, 2008, 06:45:19 PM
When I got home, I realized the dog had...

ReBurn

#7
May 13, 2008, 07:10:36 PM
...been to the tanning bed and had a sunburn in his crack.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Jessie

#8
May 14, 2008, 08:01:23 AM
I'm going to go postal at work if...
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Alice

#9
May 14, 2008, 08:02:11 AM
... I don't get my turkey pot pie.

meredith

#10
May 14, 2008, 09:36:20 AM
I think I have a mancrush on Benny...

swolt

#11
May 14, 2008, 10:30:25 AM
oh wait no, I was thinking of Beefy
A clever man commits no minor blunders.

Dry then Catch

#12
May 14, 2008, 11:11:56 AM
Swolt didn't use ellipses...

ReBurn

#13
May 14, 2008, 11:39:56 AM
... because Louisiana is out of them after Katrina.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Alice

#14
May 14, 2008, 12:34:23 PM
I think I'll marry a zombie...

eo000

#15
May 14, 2008, 12:36:48 PM
Quote from: Alice on May 14, 2008, 12:34:23 PM
I think I'll marry a zombie...
movie writer, said the chick that plays "Pam" on the show "The Office".

Jessie

#16
May 14, 2008, 12:38:36 PM
I ate so much Mexican food at lunch that...
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Alice

#17
May 14, 2008, 01:01:28 PM
I decided to shove two dozen people in my car to go back and get more.

swolt

#18
May 14, 2008, 01:35:03 PM
I want to have sex...
A clever man commits no minor blunders.

Gamplayerx

#19
May 14, 2008, 01:38:45 PM
... but the doctor told me you were still contagious until the rash goes away.

meredith

#20
May 14, 2008, 01:45:39 PM
...and then they told me i'm doing it wrong.

Dry then Catch

#21
May 14, 2008, 02:54:42 PM
But mainly I wish I could change my sex...

Jessie

#22
May 14, 2008, 02:57:04 PM
doll's socks.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Alice

#23
May 14, 2008, 04:41:49 PM
Okay, that's the first one that's made me actually chuckle.

Dry then Catch

#24
May 14, 2008, 05:47:01 PM
Quote from: Alice on May 14, 2008, 04:41:49 PM
Okay, that's the first one that's made me actually chuckle.

... which then melted my frozen heart
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