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Author Topic: The hanging ellipsis game  (Read 5042 times)
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Bennyhana
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« on: May 13, 2008, 06:47:11 PM »

You have to finish someone else's sentence in an  unexpected way.

For example, if I typed, "I want to go to bed..."

You could finish with, "...because your mom is warm."

Or, you know, something funny.

Here's a starter:

I sure hope that it doesn't rain tonight...
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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2008, 06:51:58 PM »

...because pot can't get too much water, and I have been peeing on them all day.
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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2008, 06:52:34 PM »

Do I start a new sentence...
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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2008, 07:33:23 PM »

...or just keep serving the old one.
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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2008, 07:35:31 PM »

You should start a new sentence...
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« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2008, 07:36:45 PM »

...because JonBenet deserves justice!
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« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2008, 07:45:19 PM »

When I got home, I realized the dog had...
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« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2008, 08:10:36 PM »

...been to the tanning bed and had a sunburn in his crack.
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« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2008, 09:01:23 AM »

I'm going to go postal at work if...
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« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2008, 09:02:11 AM »

... I don't get my turkey pot pie.
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« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2008, 10:36:20 AM »

I think I have a mancrush on Benny...
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« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2008, 11:30:25 AM »

oh wait no, I was thinking of Beefy
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« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2008, 12:11:56 PM »

Swolt didn't use ellipses...
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« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2008, 12:39:56 PM »

... because Louisiana is out of them after Katrina.
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« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2008, 01:34:23 PM »

I think I'll marry a zombie...
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« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2008, 01:36:48 PM »

I think I'll marry a zombie...

movie writer, said the chick that plays "Pam" on the show "The Office".
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« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2008, 01:38:36 PM »

I ate so much Mexican food at lunch that...
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« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2008, 02:01:28 PM »

I decided to shove two dozen people in my car to go back and get more.
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« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2008, 02:35:03 PM »

I want to have sex...
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« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2008, 02:38:45 PM »

... but the doctor told me you were still contagious until the rash goes away.
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« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2008, 02:45:39 PM »

...and then they told me i'm doing it wrong.
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« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2008, 03:54:42 PM »

But mainly I wish I could change my sex...
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« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2008, 03:57:04 PM »

doll's socks.
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« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2008, 05:41:49 PM »

Okay, that's the first one that's made me actually chuckle.
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« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2008, 06:47:01 PM »

Okay, that's the first one that's made me actually chuckle.


... which then melted my frozen heart
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