The hanging ellipsis game

[Bennyhana]

You have to finish someone else's sentence in an  unexpected way.

For example, if I typed, "I want to go to bed..."

You could finish with, "...because your mom is warm."

Or, you know, something funny.

Here's a starter:

I sure hope that it doesn't rain tonight...

[Infobahn]

...because pot can't get too much water, and I have been peeing on them all day.

[Dry then Catch]

Do I start a new sentence...

[Beefy]

...or just keep serving the old one.

[Bennyhana]

You should start a new sentence...

[Beefy]

...because JonBenet deserves justice!

[Alice]

When I got home, I realized the dog had...

[ReBurn]

...been to the tanning bed and had a sunburn in his crack.

[Jessie]

I'm going to go postal at work if...

[Alice]

... I don't get my turkey pot pie.

[meredith]

I think I have a mancrush on Benny...

[swolt]

oh wait no, I was thinking of Beefy

[Dry then Catch]

Swolt didn't use ellipses...

[ReBurn]

... because Louisiana is out of them after Katrina.

[Alice]

I think I'll marry a zombie...

[eo000]

I think I'll marry a zombie...

movie writer, said the chick that plays "Pam" on the show "The Office".

[Jessie]

I ate so much Mexican food at lunch that...

[Alice]

I decided to shove two dozen people in my car to go back and get more.

[swolt]

I want to have sex...

[Gamplayerx]

... but the doctor told me you were still contagious until the rash goes away.

[meredith]

...and then they told me i'm doing it wrong.

[Dry then Catch]

But mainly I wish I could change my sex...

[Jessie]

doll's socks.

[Alice]

Okay, that's the first one that's made me actually chuckle.

[Dry then Catch]

Okay, that's the first one that's made me actually chuckle.

... which then melted my frozen heart

[Jessie]

Okay, that's the first one that's made me actually chuckle.

... which then melted my frozen heart

She was laughing at me.  Don't be stealin' my thunder.

[BigDun]

Okay, that's the first one that's made me actually chuckle.

... which then melted my frozen heart

She was laughing at me.  Don't be stealin' my thunder...

dome.

[VikingJuice]

Two nuns walked into a bar...

[Alice]

Two nuns walked into a bar...

...the third one ducked.

[Bennyhana]

The first sentence is better if it's not inherently funny...

[swolt]

... but then again, fuck you all

[VikingJuice]

... but then again, fuck you all

++


This one's for beef or anyone's who seen The Amazing Jonathan:

Look, nothing up my sleeve...

[eo000]

... but then again, fuck you all

++


This one's for beef or anyone's who seen The Amazing Jonathan:

Look, nothing up my sleeve...

I saw him this past year in vegas, hoping that his act would have changed since the young comedian special 25 years ago.

It hasn't.

at all.

[VikingJuice]

... but then again, fuck you all

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This one's for beef or anyone's who seen The Amazing Jonathan:

Look, nothing up my sleeve...

I saw him this past year in vegas, hoping that his act would have changed since the young comedian special 25 years ago.

It hasn't.

at all.

Let me guess, same jokes just more coke??!

[eo000]

... but then again, fuck you all

++


This one's for beef or anyone's who seen The Amazing Jonathan:

Look, nothing up my sleeve...

I saw him this past year in vegas, hoping that his act would have changed since the young comedian special 25 years ago.

It hasn't.

at all.

Let me guess, same jokes just more coke??!

he's still got the same assistant, even.

[Gamplayerx]

... but then again, fuck you all

++


This one's for beef or anyone's who seen The Amazing Jonathan:

Look, nothing up my sleeve...

I saw him this past year in vegas, hoping that his act would have changed since the young comedian special 25 years ago.

It hasn't.

at all.

Let me guess, same jokes just more coke??!

he's still got the same assistant, even.

Weird name - is that a man or a woman?