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Bennyhana
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« on: May 13, 2008, 06:47:11 PM »

You have to finish someone else's sentence in an  unexpected way.

For example, if I typed, "I want to go to bed..."

You could finish with, "...because your mom is warm."

Or, you know, something funny.

Here's a starter:

I sure hope that it doesn't rain tonight...
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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2008, 06:51:58 PM »

...because pot can't get too much water, and I have been peeing on them all day.
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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2008, 06:52:34 PM »

Do I start a new sentence...
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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2008, 07:33:23 PM »

...or just keep serving the old one.
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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2008, 07:35:31 PM »

You should start a new sentence...
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« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2008, 07:36:45 PM »

...because JonBenet deserves justice!
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« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2008, 07:45:19 PM »

When I got home, I realized the dog had...
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« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2008, 08:10:36 PM »

...been to the tanning bed and had a sunburn in his crack.
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« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2008, 09:01:23 AM »

I'm going to go postal at work if...
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« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2008, 09:02:11 AM »

... I don't get my turkey pot pie.
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« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2008, 10:36:20 AM »

I think I have a mancrush on Benny...
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« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2008, 11:30:25 AM »

oh wait no, I was thinking of Beefy
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« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2008, 12:11:56 PM »

Swolt didn't use ellipses...
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« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2008, 12:39:56 PM »

... because Louisiana is out of them after Katrina.
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« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2008, 01:34:23 PM »

I think I'll marry a zombie...
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« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2008, 01:36:48 PM »

I think I'll marry a zombie...

movie writer, said the chick that plays "Pam" on the show "The Office".
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« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2008, 01:38:36 PM »

I ate so much Mexican food at lunch that...
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« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2008, 02:01:28 PM »

I decided to shove two dozen people in my car to go back and get more.
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« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2008, 02:35:03 PM »

I want to have sex...
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« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2008, 02:38:45 PM »

... but the doctor told me you were still contagious until the rash goes away.
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« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2008, 02:45:39 PM »

...and then they told me i'm doing it wrong.
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« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2008, 03:54:42 PM »

But mainly I wish I could change my sex...
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« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2008, 03:57:04 PM »

doll's socks.
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« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2008, 05:41:49 PM »

Okay, that's the first one that's made me actually chuckle.
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« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2008, 06:47:01 PM »

Okay, that's the first one that's made me actually chuckle.


... which then melted my frozen heart
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« Reply #25 on: May 14, 2008, 06:49:39 PM »

Okay, that's the first one that's made me actually chuckle.


... which then melted my frozen heart


She was laughing at me.  Don't be stealin' my thunder.
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« Reply #26 on: May 14, 2008, 09:02:15 PM »

Okay, that's the first one that's made me actually chuckle.


... which then melted my frozen heart


She was laughing at me.  Don't be stealin' my thunder...


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« Reply #27 on: May 14, 2008, 11:14:53 PM »

Two nuns walked into a bar...
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« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2008, 09:00:42 AM »

Two nuns walked into a bar...


...the third one ducked.
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« Reply #29 on: May 15, 2008, 11:56:21 AM »

The first sentence is better if it's not inherently funny...
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« Reply #30 on: May 15, 2008, 11:59:34 AM »

... but then again, fuck you all
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« Reply #31 on: May 15, 2008, 07:12:55 PM »

... but then again, fuck you all


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This one's for beef or anyone's who seen The Amazing Jonathan:

Look, nothing up my sleeve...
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« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2008, 07:01:05 AM »

... but then again, fuck you all


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This one's for beef or anyone's who seen The Amazing Jonathan:

Look, nothing up my sleeve...

I saw him this past year in vegas, hoping that his act would have changed since the young comedian special 25 years ago.

It hasn't.

at all.
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« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2008, 12:49:07 PM »

... but then again, fuck you all


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This one's for beef or anyone's who seen The Amazing Jonathan:

Look, nothing up my sleeve...

I saw him this past year in vegas, hoping that his act would have changed since the young comedian special 25 years ago.

It hasn't.

at all.


Let me guess, same jokes just more coke??!
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« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2008, 01:32:13 PM »

... but then again, fuck you all


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This one's for beef or anyone's who seen The Amazing Jonathan:

Look, nothing up my sleeve...

I saw him this past year in vegas, hoping that his act would have changed since the young comedian special 25 years ago.

It hasn't.

at all.


Let me guess, same jokes just more coke??!

he's still got the same assistant, even.
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« Reply #35 on: May 16, 2008, 01:37:07 PM »

... but then again, fuck you all


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This one's for beef or anyone's who seen The Amazing Jonathan:

Look, nothing up my sleeve...

I saw him this past year in vegas, hoping that his act would have changed since the young comedian special 25 years ago.

It hasn't.

at all.


Let me guess, same jokes just more coke??!

he's still got the same assistant, even.

Weird name - is that a man or a woman?
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