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The hanging ellipsis game

Started by Bennyhana, May 13, 2008, 05:47:11 PM

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Bennyhana

You have to finish someone else's sentence in an  unexpected way.

For example, if I typed, "I want to go to bed..."

You could finish with, "...because your mom is warm."

Or, you know, something funny.

Here's a starter:

I sure hope that it doesn't rain tonight...

Infobahn

...because pot can't get too much water, and I have been peeing on them all day.

Dry then Catch


Beefy

...or just keep serving the old one.

Bennyhana

You should start a new sentence...

Beefy

...because JonBenet deserves justice!

Alice

When I got home, I realized the dog had...

ReBurn

...been to the tanning bed and had a sunburn in his crack.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Jessie

I'm going to go postal at work if...
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Alice

... I don't get my turkey pot pie.

meredith

I think I have a mancrush on Benny...

swolt

oh wait no, I was thinking of Beefy
A clever man commits no minor blunders.

Dry then Catch

Swolt didn't use ellipses...

ReBurn

... because Louisiana is out of them after Katrina.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Alice

I think I'll marry a zombie...

eo000

Quote from: Alice on May 14, 2008, 12:34:23 PM
I think I'll marry a zombie...
movie writer, said the chick that plays "Pam" on the show "The Office".

Jessie

I ate so much Mexican food at lunch that...
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Alice

I decided to shove two dozen people in my car to go back and get more.

swolt

A clever man commits no minor blunders.

Gamplayerx

... but the doctor told me you were still contagious until the rash goes away.

meredith

...and then they told me i'm doing it wrong.

Dry then Catch

But mainly I wish I could change my sex...

Jessie

we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Alice

Okay, that's the first one that's made me actually chuckle.

Dry then Catch

Quote from: Alice on May 14, 2008, 04:41:49 PM
Okay, that's the first one that's made me actually chuckle.

... which then melted my frozen heart