Bank Lollipops

[Gamplayerx]

So, my coworker Nancy's husband is a candy rep and she brings in all kinds of candy all the time.  The other week, it was these different colored barrel looking things.  I tried a red one.  Would it be berry?  Would it be cinnamon?  Who knew?  Oh, the suspense!  Turns out, it tasted like a red bank lollipop.  Remember bank lollipops?  The flat round ones?  So, Cassidy and I were bemoaning the fact that you never get bank lollipops anymore.  Sad, so sad, the times we live in.

Well, I went to the bank on Tuesday, and guess what they had!  That's right!!  Lollipops!  Real bank lollipops, not Dumdums or anything.  So I snatched up a bunch for us.  To make this tale all the more sweet, Cassidy went to the bank today - a completely different bank - and they had bank lollipops, too (she brought me a blue one)!  Life, it is good.

[Alice]

By bank lollipop, do you mean the safety pops?  The one with the stick that makes a loop?

[Gamplayerx]

No.  I mean the ones that are about the size of a 50 cent piece with the paper sticks.

[Alice]

No.  I mean the ones that are about the size of a 50 cent piece with the paper sticks.

Ohhhh, okay.   They have those at my grocery store all the time.   Our bank has the safety sticks on them.

[Beefy]

LOL safety sticks.

[Gamplayerx]

Lollipops are all about DANGER, baby!

[Alice]

Lollipops are all about DANGER, baby!

Seriously.  What fun are rollercoasters, sky diving and lollipops without the sense of some kind of impending doom?

[Gamplayerx]

My tongue is blue.  If I had a newsboy cap, I'd do a recreation of alice.

[Alice]

My tongue is blue. 

Doom.

[ReBurn]

My tongue is blue.  If I had a newsboy cap, I'd do a recreation of alice.

Don't let the lack of a newsboy cap stop you.

[DownSouth]

My bank is all about dum dums and popcorn Friday.

[ReBurn]

My bank is all about dum dums and popcorn Friday.

And the smell of napalm in the morning.

[BigDun]

My bank has a dog adoption Fridays.

[Jessie]

My bank gives out free money.

[BigDun]

I got a bag of Jack's shit when I opened my checking account.

[Alice]

I got corningware when I opened my account.  It's still in the box.  Has been for years - yet I still keep bringing it with me when I move, hoping that I may some day use it.

[Jessie]

I love Corningware.

[Alice]

I love Corningware.

Well if we ever meet, I'll totally give you mine.

[swolt]

I love Corningware.

Well if we ever meet, I'll totally make out with you.

that's what I'm talking about

[BigDun]

Corningware is what it's all about. Jack can keep his shit.

[Gamplayerx]

I have some random corningware.  I'm uncertain where it came from, but it wasn't from the bank.

[Beefy]

Okay, the rest of you can act all nonchalant, but it still gives me a minor shock to see DS posting in a thread again.

* Beefy waves at DS, then insults his parking abilities

[DownSouth]

You should have seen my wheelchair driving last night.  Much more fun than the walker.

[Jessie]

Okay, the rest of you can act all nonchalant, but it still gives me a minor shock to see DS posting in a thread again.

* Beefy waves at DS, then insults his parking abilities

It does me, too. 

* Jessie waves at DS, then insults his intelligence

(this game is fun)

[Gamplayerx]

Ooh, I'll hop on this train!

* Gamplayerx waves at DS, then calls him Shirley