News:

Speaking as a chick, I just can't get enough of the wang bone.

Main Menu

Bank Lollipops

Started by Gamplayerx, July 06, 2007, 11:14:31 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Gamplayerx

So, my coworker Nancy's husband is a candy rep and she brings in all kinds of candy all the time.  The other week, it was these different colored barrel looking things.  I tried a red one.  Would it be berry?  Would it be cinnamon?  Who knew?  Oh, the suspense!  Turns out, it tasted like a red bank lollipop.  Remember bank lollipops?  The flat round ones?  So, Cassidy and I were bemoaning the fact that you never get bank lollipops anymore.  Sad, so sad, the times we live in.

Well, I went to the bank on Tuesday, and guess what they had!  That's right!!  Lollipops!  Real bank lollipops, not Dumdums or anything.  So I snatched up a bunch for us.  To make this tale all the more sweet, Cassidy went to the bank today - a completely different bank - and they had bank lollipops, too (she brought me a blue one)!  Life, it is good.

Alice

By bank lollipop, do you mean the safety pops?  The one with the stick that makes a loop?

Gamplayerx

No.  I mean the ones that are about the size of a 50 cent piece with the paper sticks.

Alice

Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 06, 2007, 11:18:58 AM
No.  I mean the ones that are about the size of a 50 cent piece with the paper sticks.
Ohhhh, okay.   They have those at my grocery store all the time.   Our bank has the safety sticks on them.

Beefy


Gamplayerx

Lollipops are all about DANGER, baby!

Alice

Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 06, 2007, 11:23:53 AM
Lollipops are all about DANGER, baby!
Seriously.  What fun are rollercoasters, sky diving and lollipops without the sense of some kind of impending doom?

Gamplayerx

My tongue is blue.  If I had a newsboy cap, I'd do a recreation of alice.

Alice


ReBurn

Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 06, 2007, 11:30:36 AM
My tongue is blue.  If I had a newsboy cap, I'd do a recreation of alice.
Don't let the lack of a newsboy cap stop you.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

DownSouth

My bank is all about dum dums and popcorn Friday.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

ReBurn

Quote from: DownSouth on July 06, 2007, 08:38:39 PM
My bank is all about dum dums and popcorn Friday.
And the smell of napalm in the morning.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

BigDun

My bank has a dog adoption Fridays.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

Jessie

My bank gives out free money.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

BigDun

I got a bag of Jack's shit when I opened my checking account.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

Alice

I got corningware when I opened my account.  It's still in the box.  Has been for years - yet I still keep bringing it with me when I move, hoping that I may some day use it.

Jessie

we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Alice

Quote from: Jessie on July 06, 2007, 09:51:59 PM
I love Corningware.
Well if we ever meet, I'll totally give you mine.

swolt

Quote from: Alice on July 06, 2007, 09:53:04 PM
Quote from: Jessie on July 06, 2007, 09:51:59 PM
I love Corningware.
Well if we ever meet, I'll totally make out with you.

that's what I'm talking about
A clever man commits no minor blunders.

BigDun

Corningware is what it's all about. Jack can keep his shit.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

Gamplayerx

I have some random corningware.  I'm uncertain where it came from, but it wasn't from the bank.

Beefy

Okay, the rest of you can act all nonchalant, but it still gives me a minor shock to see DS posting in a thread again.

* Beefy waves at DS, then insults his parking abilities

DownSouth

You should have seen my wheelchair driving last night.  Much more fun than the walker.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Jessie

Quote from: Beefy on July 07, 2007, 11:23:06 AM
Okay, the rest of you can act all nonchalant, but it still gives me a minor shock to see DS posting in a thread again.

* Beefy waves at DS, then insults his parking abilities

It does me, too. 

* Jessie waves at DS, then insults his intelligence

(this game is fun)
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Gamplayerx

Ooh, I'll hop on this train!

* Gamplayerx waves at DS, then calls him Shirley