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dazie

October 12, 2006, 03:21:31 PM
A woman I work with raises pigs and offers them for sale after the fair. 

I couldn't get a half hog, too much $$, not enough freezer space.  So another coworker and I are splitting one.  SCHWEET!

I'm so excited!

:oink: :heart:
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Alice

#1
October 12, 2006, 03:28:40 PM
Do you get it every other weekend?

Jessie

#2
October 12, 2006, 03:33:14 PM
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

dazie

#3
October 12, 2006, 03:42:00 PM
I'm very confused.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Alice

#4
October 12, 2006, 03:47:51 PM
Quote from: dazie on October 12, 2006, 03:42:00 PM
I'm very confused.
That's King Solomon, I believe.  When two couples were fighting over a baby, he said to just cut it in half and each family would get half.

dazie

#5
October 12, 2006, 03:51:42 PM
Got it.  I wasn't thinking that, I was still on the "get it every other weekend" thing and couldn't figure out what that had to do with the picture.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Jessie

#6
October 12, 2006, 03:51:54 PM
Quote from: Alice on October 12, 2006, 03:47:51 PM
Quote from: dazie on October 12, 2006, 03:42:00 PM
I'm very confused.
That's King Solomon, I believe.  When two couples were fighting over a baby, he said to just cut it in half and each family would get half.
Hooray!

I wish I could find the picture from one of my bibles as a kid, where he's standing there, holding the baby upside down by his foot in one hand, and a sword in the other.  It was awesomely disturbing (I mean, I still remember that picture now, so that's gotta say something).

PS Dazie's a UU, they don't read bibles.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

DownSouth

#7
October 12, 2006, 03:53:13 PM
Make sure you get the anus and send it to alice.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

dazie

#8
October 12, 2006, 04:04:51 PM
Quote from: Bikini Pics? on October 12, 2006, 03:53:13 PM
Make sure you get the anus and send it to alice.

SOAPA!!!
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

JJ

#9
October 12, 2006, 06:27:09 PM
Quote from: dazie on October 12, 2006, 03:21:31 PM
A woman I work with raises pigs and offers them for sale after the fair. 

I couldn't get a half hog, too much $$, not enough freezer space.  So another coworker and I are splitting one.  SCHWEET!

I'm so excited!

:oink: :heart:

Ech. That's a lot of pork. Cue the Julius quote.

Bennyhana

#10
October 12, 2006, 06:53:09 PM
Also, send the jowls to Stimpy.

cnamon

#11
October 12, 2006, 09:13:25 PM
Yuck.

ReBurn

#12
October 12, 2006, 10:47:09 PM
I went to the all-you-can-eat pork BBQ and fried chicken buffet today.  If there was pig ass in it all I can say is that it tasted good.  The banana pudding was good, too.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

eo000

#13
October 13, 2006, 05:59:18 AM
Quote from: Dottie Lou on October 12, 2006, 09:13:25 PM
Yuck.

Dazie won't go into your "i take pictures of myself" threads and say.... aw nevermind. i've played out the joke.

Alice

#14
October 13, 2006, 08:40:48 AM
Quote from: eo000 on October 13, 2006, 05:59:18 AM
Quote from: Dottie Lou on October 12, 2006, 09:13:25 PM
Yuck.

Dazie won't go into your "i take pictures of myself" threads and say.... aw nevermind. i've played out the joke.
It was fun while it lasted, pumpkin.

dazie

#15
November 02, 2006, 09:34:25 PM
 :oink: :rock:

Pig rocks.  My freezer is FULL.  I can't wait to have some of the bacon tomorrow morning!
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

VikingJuice

#16
November 03, 2006, 06:59:10 PM
Quote from: Alice on October 12, 2006, 03:28:40 PM
Do you get it every other weekend?
'

I thought you meant, "do you get 'porked' every other weekend"?  That would have been really funny in my head.


Mmmm.   I love pork by the way.  One of my favorite meals is to get a big pork roast, jam it full of garlic chunks, rub it down with butter and some salt and let it roast in the oven for a couple hours.  Serve it with mashed taters and some gravy.  MMMM  mmmmmm good!!!!

Jessie

#17
November 03, 2006, 07:37:33 PM
I love pig!
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

DownSouth

#18
November 06, 2006, 11:49:53 AM
Quote from: Jessie on November 03, 2006, 07:37:33 PM
I love pig!
We've seen the pictures.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

dazie

#19
November 06, 2006, 11:58:56 AM
Update- BEST BACON EVER.  *swoon*

Next- ham steaks.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

DownSouth

#20
November 06, 2006, 12:08:00 PM
I hate killer ribs.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

dazie

#21
November 06, 2006, 12:12:24 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on November 06, 2006, 12:08:00 PM
I hate killer ribs.

I didn't get any ribs, when you get half of a half you tend to take what you get.  :)  I got two ham hocks though-  SOUP!
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

ReBurn

#22
November 06, 2006, 01:20:59 PM
Quote from: dazie on November 06, 2006, 12:12:24 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on November 06, 2006, 12:08:00 PM
I hate killer ribs.

I didn't get any ribs, when you get half of a half you tend to take what you get.  :)  I got two ham hocks though-  SOUP!
Did you get a stone, too?  I hear that's a crucial ingredient.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Jessie

#23
November 06, 2006, 01:33:39 PM
Right now, in my crock pot rests pork tenderloin and sour kraut.

mmm, cant wait for dinner.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ReBurn

#24
November 06, 2006, 01:34:41 PM
Sounds like an explosive meal!
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!
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