mmm. Pig.

[dazie]

A woman I work with raises pigs and offers them for sale after the fair. 

I couldn't get a half hog, too much $$, not enough freezer space.  So another coworker and I are splitting one.  SCHWEET!

I'm so excited!

[Alice]

Do you get it every other weekend?

[Jessie]

[dazie]

I'm very confused.

[Alice]

I'm very confused.

That's King Solomon, I believe.  When two couples were fighting over a baby, he said to just cut it in half and each family would get half.

[dazie]

Got it.  I wasn't thinking that, I was still on the "get it every other weekend" thing and couldn't figure out what that had to do with the picture.

[Jessie]

I'm very confused.

That's King Solomon, I believe.  When two couples were fighting over a baby, he said to just cut it in half and each family would get half.

Hooray!

I wish I could find the picture from one of my bibles as a kid, where he's standing there, holding the baby upside down by his foot in one hand, and a sword in the other.  It was awesomely disturbing (I mean, I still remember that picture now, so that's gotta say something).

PS Dazie's a UU, they don't read bibles.

[DownSouth]

Make sure you get the anus and send it to alice.

[dazie]

Make sure you get the anus and send it to alice.

SOAPA!!!

[JJ]

A woman I work with raises pigs and offers them for sale after the fair. 

I couldn't get a half hog, too much $$, not enough freezer space.  So another coworker and I are splitting one.  SCHWEET!

I'm so excited!

Ech. That's a lot of pork. Cue the Julius quote.

[Bennyhana]

Also, send the jowls to Stimpy.

[cnamon]

Yuck.

[ReBurn]

I went to the all-you-can-eat pork BBQ and fried chicken buffet today.  If there was pig ass in it all I can say is that it tasted good.  The banana pudding was good, too.

[eo000]

Yuck.

Dazie won't go into your "i take pictures of myself" threads and say.... aw nevermind. i've played out the joke.

[Alice]

Yuck.

Dazie won't go into your "i take pictures of myself" threads and say.... aw nevermind. i've played out the joke.

It was fun while it lasted, pumpkin.

[dazie]

 

Pig rocks.  My freezer is FULL.  I can't wait to have some of the bacon tomorrow morning!

[VikingJuice]

Do you get it every other weekend?

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I thought you meant, "do you get 'porked' every other weekend"?  That would have been really funny in my head.


Mmmm.   I love pork by the way.  One of my favorite meals is to get a big pork roast, jam it full of garlic chunks, rub it down with butter and some salt and let it roast in the oven for a couple hours.  Serve it with mashed taters and some gravy.  MMMM  mmmmmm good!!!!

[Jessie]

I love pig!

[DownSouth]

I love pig!

We've seen the pictures.

[dazie]

Update- BEST BACON EVER.  *swoon*

Next- ham steaks.

[DownSouth]

I hate killer ribs.

[dazie]

I hate killer ribs.

I didn't get any ribs, when you get half of a half you tend to take what you get.    I got two ham hocks though-  SOUP!

[ReBurn]

I hate killer ribs.

I didn't get any ribs, when you get half of a half you tend to take what you get.    I got two ham hocks though-  SOUP!

Did you get a stone, too?  I hear that's a crucial ingredient.

[Jessie]

Right now, in my crock pot rests pork tenderloin and sour kraut.

mmm, cant wait for dinner.

[ReBurn]

Sounds like an explosive meal!

[Alice]

I hate killer ribs.

I didn't get any ribs, when you get half of a half you tend to take what you get.    I got two ham hocks though-  SOUP!

Did you get a stone, too?  I hear that's a crucial ingredient.

You can use my friend's stone.  She got a Q.O. and her dealer weighted it out with a pepple.  She packed her toke stone without breaking up the weed, because she's lazy, and tried to smoke a rock for about 15 minutes.  

[DownSouth]

I hate killer ribs.

I didn't get any ribs, when you get half of a half you tend to take what you get.    I got two ham hocks though-  SOUP!

Did you get a stone, too?  I hear that's a crucial ingredient.

You can use my friend's stone.  She got a Q.O. and her dealer weighted it out with a pepple.  She packed her toke stone without breaking up the weed, because she's lazy, and tried to smoke a rock for about 15 minutes.  

Nice dealer.  Not a good way to get repeat customers.

[Alice]

Gah - pepple = pebble.  Pepple is one of my boss' last names.

[Jessie]

So tasty.



mmm, pig, indeed.

[Gamplayerx]

No offense, but that's pretty unattractive.  You need some other colors to balance out all that blah.

[Jessie]

Carroll said it looks like old people food.

It tastes SO GOOD though.  Even if it is ugly.

[Gamplayerx]

Carroll said it looks like old people food.

On this we agree!  It looks smelly, too.

[Alice]

Carroll said it looks like old people food.

On this we agree!  It looks smelly, too.

Yeah, that's nursing home food.

[Jessie]

It is GOOD

[Bennyhana]

I hate killer ribs.

I didn't get any ribs, when you get half of a half you tend to take what you get.    I got two ham hocks though-  SOUP!

Did you get a stone, too?  I hear that's a crucial ingredient.

*buzz* *pop* *hisssssss* *click* *buzz* *pop*

Last time I smoked a rock, I ended up in the lockup in Madison, Wisconsin.  They told me I ran most of the way. 

[VikingJuice]

So tasty.



mmm, pig, indeed.

Despite the lack of color, I can almost smell that meal!!  It's one of my absolute favorites.  My mother used to fix that exact meal when I was a kid.  I can almost taste the kraut juice on the pork loin and having it all poured onto my taters.  YUMMY!!

[Jessie]

So tasty.



mmm, pig, indeed.

Despite the lack of color, I can almost smell that meal!!  It's one of my absolute favorites.  My mother used to fix that exact meal when I was a kid.  I can almost taste the kraut juice on the pork loin and having it all poured onto my taters.  YUMMY!!

Thank you!

I'm telling you people, that meal is FULL of flavor, and yes, it smells, and....just yum.  It is so good.

[Alice]

Hobo piss is full of flavor, but I wouldn't drink that.

Sauerkraut = Satan's Ass Juice

[JJ]

Hobo piss is full of flavor, but I wouldn't drink that.

Sauerkraut = Satan's Ass Juice

Most commercial sauerkrauts are really gross, but if you get the natural style wine sauerkraut, it's actually pretty tasty.

I made my own one time and it was great but I didn't fully immerse it so it didn't come out right.

[Alice]

Most commercial sauerkrauts are really gross, but if you get the natural style wine sauerkraut, it's actually pretty tasty.

No, it's actually not. 

[JJ]

Most commercial sauerkrauts are really gross, but if you get the natural style wine sauerkraut, it's actually pretty tasty.

No, it's actually not. 

OK Crustina Krautilera, *I* enjoy the product.

[Alice]

Most commercial sauerkrauts are really gross, but if you get the natural style wine sauerkraut, it's actually pretty tasty.

No, it's actually not. 

OK Crustina Krautilera, *I* enjoy the product.

Which is great.  Just don't ever cook it around me or I'll hork from the smell alone.

[Jessie]

I miss my grandma's homemade sour kraut.

[dazie]

I was looking for a completely different thread, and came across this topic, so I figured I'd post.

I just ordered a half pig last week, and the processors called me Friday to see how I wanted it dealt with.  I told them the same as last year, when I got a half pig.  I'm glad they keep records, cuz I can't remember wtf I ordered, but it was a good variety of steaks, chops, bacon, roasts, ham and sausage.

I now have two fridges, so I have enough freezer space for the whole (half) pig.

mmm.  Pig.

If I had a full sized deep freeze (ohhhh Saaaannnttttaaaa!) I'd get some cow.

[Beefy]

*sniff*

[VikingJuice]

I was looking for a completely different thread, and came across this topic, so I figured I'd post.

I just ordered a half pig last week, and the processors called me Friday to see how I wanted it dealt with.  I told them the same as last year, when I got a half pig.  I'm glad they keep records, cuz I can't remember wtf I ordered, but it was a good variety of steaks, chops, bacon, roasts, ham and sausage.

I now have two fridges, so I have enough freezer space for the whole (half) pig.

mmm.  Pig.

If I had a full sized deep freeze (ohhhh Saaaannnttttaaaa!) I'd get some cow.

So what time is dinner tomorrow?  Love me some cooked pig!!!!

[dazie]

I was looking for a completely different thread, and came across this topic, so I figured I'd post.

I just ordered a half pig last week, and the processors called me Friday to see how I wanted it dealt with.  I told them the same as last year, when I got a half pig.  I'm glad they keep records, cuz I can't remember wtf I ordered, but it was a good variety of steaks, chops, bacon, roasts, ham and sausage.

I now have two fridges, so I have enough freezer space for the whole (half) pig.

mmm.  Pig.

If I had a full sized deep freeze (ohhhh Saaaannnttttaaaa!) I'd get some cow.

So what time is dinner tomorrow?  Love me some cooked pig!!!!

We won't actually get the meat for another week and a half.  We evidently asked for a smoked ham, and that takes longer.

However, when we do get it, you are welcome to come up and partake. 

And it isn't Babe.  It's Arnold.

[grace]

I was looking for a completely different thread, and came across this topic, so I figured I'd post.

I just ordered a half pig last week, and the processors called me Friday to see how I wanted it dealt with.  I told them the same as last year, when I got a half pig.  I'm glad they keep records, cuz I can't remember wtf I ordered, but it was a good variety of steaks, chops, bacon, roasts, ham and sausage.

I now have two fridges, so I have enough freezer space for the whole (half) pig.

mmm.  Pig.

If I had a full sized deep freeze (ohhhh Saaaannnttttaaaa!) I'd get some cow.

So what time is dinner tomorrow?  Love me some cooked pig!!!!

We won't actually get the meat for another week and a half.  We evidently asked for a smoked ham, and that takes longer.

However, when we do get it, you are welcome to come up and partake. 

And it isn't Babe.  It's Arnold.

babe or arnold...pork rib roast rocks.

[Jessie]

You should have gotten fresh ham.  Fresh ham breaded and fried like pork chops is one of my favorite things in this world

[BigDun]

http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/e0DbcUUO-hI

[dazie]

You should have gotten fresh ham.  Fresh ham breaded and fried like pork chops is one of my favorite things in this world

I got that too- the ham steaks aren't smoked.

[grace]

http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/e0DbcUUO-hI

pork rinds,tongue,ears, animal testicles are not menu material.

[dazie]

Found out today that the half hog we bought was from the biggest hog the family ever raised.  *lol*  We have so much damn pig in our freezer right now...  *lol*



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[dazie]

Here's the rest of it.  That's ham steaks and bags of sausage, with ham hocks in the back there.

I'd say we have about 10 lbs of bacon, 12-14 of sausage, a 9lb roast, 3 2lb packages of cut up pieces for stewing, 14+ ham steaks, an 8 or 9lb smoked ham, a dozen inch thick chops, hocks, ribs, liver and heart (gross) and I don't know what all else, since I was in charge of filling one freezer and Ursus filled the other.

*swine*  er... *swoon*



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[Jessie]

When I get a house, I want to get a deep freeze and buy half hogs and half cows and stuff.  It's the smartest way to buy meat.

[Gamplayerx]

Here's the rest of it.  That's ham steaks and bags of sausage, with ham hocks in the back there.

I'd say we have about 10 lbs of bacon, 12-14 of sausage, a 9lb roast, 3 2lb packages of cut up pieces for stewing, 14+ ham steaks, an 8 or 9lb smoked ham, a dozen inch thick chops, hocks, ribs, liver and heart (gross) and I don't know what all else, since I was in charge of filling one freezer and Ursus filled the other.

*swine*  er... *swoon*

Holy crap.  That's like a lifetime supply of pig!

[ReBurn]

You should have gotten fresh ham.  Fresh ham breaded and fried like pork chops is one of my favorite things in this world

Did you mention that to the doctor the last time they were trying to diagnose your heart problems?

[Infobahn]

I always picture Dazie as our resident hippie vegan.

[dazie]

I always picture Dazie as our resident hippie vegan.

I occasionally have twinges of "oh but it's a living creature! blah blah blah" but then I think "It's a PIG.  WTF else is it going to do with its life?"

My brother went hunting a few weeks ago and got an elk.  Sent me a picture.  I was a little grossed out, but then I sent him a note back- "Nothing says "I love you Sis!" like fresh elk steaks!"

[Jessie]

You should have gotten fresh ham.  Fresh ham breaded and fried like pork chops is one of my favorite things in this world

Did you mention that to the doctor the last time they were trying to diagnose your heart problems?

I haven't had any since before my grandma died in 02.    Poor Jessie!

And yeah, I feel guilty if I think about where my meat comes from, but then I think Mmm, ham, and realize that obviously I'm very weak willed.

Did anyone else catch the Sarah Palin interview in front of the guy killing the turkey?  That made me kind of sick to my stomach to watch, and NOT because of Sarah Palin!

[Gamplayerx]

You should have gotten fresh ham.  Fresh ham breaded and fried like pork chops is one of my favorite things in this world

Did you mention that to the doctor the last time they were trying to diagnose your heart problems?

I haven't had any since before my grandma died in 02.    Poor Jessie!

And yeah, I feel guilty if I think about where my meat comes from, but then I think Mmm, ham, and realize that obviously I'm very weak willed.

Did anyone else catch the Sarah Palin interview in front of the guy killing the turkey?  That made me kind of sick to my stomach to watch, and NOT because of Sarah Palin!

I heard about it on the radio driving to work, but forgot to bother to watch it once I got there.

[grace]

I always picture Dazie as our resident hippie vegan.

I occasionally have twinges of "oh but it's a living creature! blah blah blah" but then I think "It's a PIG.  WTF else is it going to do with its life?"

My brother went hunting a few weeks ago and got an elk.  Sent me a picture.  I was a little grossed out, but then I sent him a note back- "Nothing says "I love you Sis!" like fresh elk steaks!"

never had elk....what is it close to, in meat family?

[ReBurn]

You should have gotten fresh ham.  Fresh ham breaded and fried like pork chops is one of my favorite things in this world

Did you mention that to the doctor the last time they were trying to diagnose your heart problems?

I haven't had any since before my grandma died in 02.    Poor Jessie!

And yeah, I feel guilty if I think about where my meat comes from, but then I think Mmm, ham, and realize that obviously I'm very weak willed.

Did anyone else catch the Sarah Palin interview in front of the guy killing the turkey?  That made me kind of sick to my stomach to watch, and NOT because of Sarah Palin!

What was funny about that was that she had just pardoned her turkey. Too bad for the rest I guess.

[dazie]

I always picture Dazie as our resident hippie vegan.

I occasionally have twinges of "oh but it's a living creature! blah blah blah" but then I think "It's a PIG.  WTF else is it going to do with its life?"

My brother went hunting a few weeks ago and got an elk.  Sent me a picture.  I was a little grossed out, but then I sent him a note back- "Nothing says "I love you Sis!" like fresh elk steaks!"

never had elk....what is it close to, in meat family?

Venison I guess would be the closest.  Rich dark meat.

[Infobahn]

I always picture Dazie as our resident hippie vegan.

I occasionally have twinges of "oh but it's a living creature! blah blah blah" but then I think "It's a PIG.  WTF else is it going to do with its life?"

My brother went hunting a few weeks ago and got an elk.  Sent me a picture.  I was a little grossed out, but then I sent him a note back- "Nothing says "I love you Sis!" like fresh elk steaks!"

never had elk....what is it close to, in meat family?

Venison I guess would be the closest.  Rich dark meat.

That's what she said.