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You know, I think that if there was a person you didn't like, and you handed them Wasabi Peas and a Vernor's ginger ale, and told them to inhale the smell of Vernor's through their nose and then take a bite of the Wasabi Peas and then exhale through their nose, you could kill them and totally get away with it.

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Started by Jessie, March 17, 2005, 12:38:25 PM

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Jessie

March 17, 2005, 12:38:25 PM
I had two pepperoni pizza Hot Pockets for lunch, and now I'm craving chocolate like crazy.

I want a snack.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Bishamonten

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March 17, 2005, 12:39:01 PM
maybe you're pregnant

Jessie

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March 17, 2005, 12:41:39 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on March 17, 2005, 12:39:01 PM
maybe you're pregnant

Maybe it's yours.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

DownSouth

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March 17, 2005, 12:42:17 PM
Worms
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Bishamonten

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March 17, 2005, 12:42:47 PM
Quote from: jessie on March 17, 2005, 12:41:39 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on March 17, 2005, 12:39:01 PM
maybe you're pregnant

Maybe it's yours.

Maybe, but I hear it's a long trip from the colon to the uterus.

Jessie

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March 17, 2005, 12:43:54 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on March 17, 2005, 12:42:47 PM
Quote from: jessie on March 17, 2005, 12:41:39 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on March 17, 2005, 12:39:01 PM
maybe you're pregnant

Maybe it's yours.

Maybe, but I hear it's a long trip from the colon to the uterus.

I'm sure you have strong swimmers.  Surely your sperm have evolved by now, as they know they'll never actually see a vagina any other way.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Bishamonten

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March 17, 2005, 12:49:39 PM
Quote from: jessie on March 17, 2005, 12:43:54 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on March 17, 2005, 12:42:47 PM
Quote from: jessie on March 17, 2005, 12:41:39 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on March 17, 2005, 12:39:01 PM
maybe you're pregnant

Maybe it's yours.

Maybe, but I hear it's a long trip from the colon to the uterus.

I'm sure you have strong swimmers.  Surely your sperm have evolved by now, as they know they'll never actually see a vagina any other way.

They actually come equipped with pitchforks and jackhammers to burrow their way through the rectal wall.  As it stands, I'm working on them evolving the ability to wear hard hats and hoot at women-sperm-passerbyers.

Dry then Catch

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March 17, 2005, 12:50:53 PM Last Edit: March 17, 2005, 01:26:33 PM by CatchrNdRy
my sperm only seem to be comfortable in 50/50 cotton poly
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