I'm fat.

[Jessie]

I had two pepperoni pizza Hot Pockets for lunch, and now I'm craving chocolate like crazy.

I want a snack.

[Bishamonten]

maybe you're pregnant

[Jessie]

maybe you're pregnant

Maybe it's yours.

[DownSouth]

Worms

[Bishamonten]

maybe you're pregnant

Maybe it's yours.

Maybe, but I hear it's a long trip from the colon to the uterus.

[Jessie]

maybe you're pregnant

Maybe it's yours.

Maybe, but I hear it's a long trip from the colon to the uterus.

I'm sure you have strong swimmers.  Surely your sperm have evolved by now, as they know they'll never actually see a vagina any other way.

[Bishamonten]

maybe you're pregnant

Maybe it's yours.

Maybe, but I hear it's a long trip from the colon to the uterus.

I'm sure you have strong swimmers.  Surely your sperm have evolved by now, as they know they'll never actually see a vagina any other way.

They actually come equipped with pitchforks and jackhammers to burrow their way through the rectal wall.  As it stands, I'm working on them evolving the ability to wear hard hats and hoot at women-sperm-passerbyers.

[Dry then Catch]

my sperm only seem to be comfortable in 50/50 cotton poly