my cat, Little Girl

[Miss Molly]

You know how cats like to bring their owners presents, right?  Right.

Since March of this year when I moved back home, and my cat gained access to the great outdoors, she has started honing her skills as a huntress.  It started off with birds.  First there was a chickadee.  Then a sparrow.  There have been about half a dozen blue birds.  There was once a robin.  Then she started with the mammals.  First a chipmonk.  Then a squirrell.  Then a flying squirrell.  Last week there was a shrew.  I had never seen a shrew before, but for those of you who don't know, a shrew is like a miniature mole. 

The critter that she drug in tonight takes the cake.  A BAT.  AN HONEST TO GOD LIVE BAT.

Doesn't that just beat all?

[ReBurn]

Did it start flying around the house and stuff?

[dazie]

 

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[ReBurn]

She didn't say wombat.

[dazie]

She didn't say wombat.

poohead.

[Gamplayerx]

Are blue birds different than bluejays? 

If your cat brings home an opossum, I'll really be impressed.

[Beefy]

Nice to hear from you, Molly. 

[ReBurn]

Some people just proclaim their happiness at others' returns in the wrong threads.  Schmucks.

[Miss Molly]

She had it cornered under a table that had some unframed pictures standing on their sides leaning against it.  I pulled her away long enough for it to fly out of the corner.  It flew over to the bed and perched there for a minute.  Then it flew up at me while I was holding the cat.  Oh she was freaking out, she wanted it so bad.  My mom ran in the room with a broom and started swatting at it while it was flying around.  She pinned it down on the floor with the broom; I threw the cat out of the room and ran to get a tupperware bowl that I trapped it under.  The whole time she was screaming, "don't let it bite you! They carry rabies!!"

My mom handed me a magazine that I slid under the tupperware bowl to carry the thing outside. 

No photos, sorry.   But I swear to god.. A BAT!!

[Gamplayerx]

I threw the cat out of the room and ran to get a tupperware bowl that I trapped it under.  The whole time she was screaming, "don't let it bite you! They carry rabies!!"

A TALKING CAT?!? 

[Miss Molly]

My mom ran in the room with a broom and started swatting at it while it was flying around.  ...The whole time she was screaming, "don't let it bite you! They carry rabies!!"

:-p

[Gamplayerx]

YOU TRAPPED THE CAT UNDER TUPPERWARE!?!