the bruce update thread

[nishi]

how are bruce's feet? poor little guy.

[Alice]

how are bruce's feet? poor little guy.

His gimpfoot is fine.  The doggy mukluk is amazing.  We went on a mile walk yesterday and he did just fine.  Before we couldn't go more than 2 or 3 blocks.

[nishi]

so:

he's got a mukluk from the previously diagnosed Bad Leg situation.
he was, at last posting, afraid to poop.
he was also missing some toenails that he accidentally ripped out.
and he had hurt his mouth with a bone fragment.


i love bruce.

[ReBurn]

He's all boy, as they say.

[Alice]

so:

he's got a mukluk from the previously diagnosed Bad Leg situation.
he was, at last posting, afraid to poop.
he was also missing some toenails that he accidentally ripped out.
and he had hurt his mouth with a bone fragment.


i love bruce.

Oh no, he didn't hurt his mouth with a bone fragment.  It was a whole bone - like a round steak bone... the entire round bone got stuck around his lower jaw.  We couldn't get it off... they had to saw it off of his jaw.

[ReBurn]

so:

he's got a mukluk from the previously diagnosed Bad Leg situation.
he was, at last posting, afraid to poop.
he was also missing some toenails that he accidentally ripped out.
and he had hurt his mouth with a bone fragment.


i love bruce.

Oh no, he didn't hurt his mouth with a bone fragment.  It was a whole bone - like a round steak bone... the entire round bone got stuck around his lower jaw.  We couldn't get it off... they had to saw it off of his jaw.

When that happened to my dog they used a Dremel to cut it off.

[Alice]

so:

he's got a mukluk from the previously diagnosed Bad Leg situation.
he was, at last posting, afraid to poop.
he was also missing some toenails that he accidentally ripped out.
and he had hurt his mouth with a bone fragment.


i love bruce.

Oh no, he didn't hurt his mouth with a bone fragment.  It was a whole bone - like a round steak bone... the entire round bone got stuck around his lower jaw.  We couldn't get it off... they had to saw it off of his jaw.

When that happened to my dog they used a Dremel to cut it off.

I'm pretty sure that's what they used too. 

[nishi]

oh my god. i think that's even worse.

so:

he's got a mukluk from the previously diagnosed Bad Leg situation.
he was, at last posting, afraid to poop.
he was also missing some toenails that he accidentally ripped out.
and he had hurt his mouth because he got a steak bone wrapped around his lower jaw and they had to dremmeltool it off him.


i love bruce even more!

[snizwilk]

Bruce rides the short bus, with his butt sticking out the window.

[nishi]

Bruce rides the short bus, with his butt sticking out the window.

well, it's more exciting that way.

[Alice]

Bruce rides the short bus, with his butt sticking out the window.

It's so he can poop on the pedestrians.  I'm sure he'd poop on you too for all the teasing you do over Xbox live. 

[Beefy]

[SockmonkeyHolocaust]

oh my god. i think that's even worse.

so:

he's got a mukluk from the previously diagnosed Bad Leg situation.
he was, at last posting, afraid to poop.
he was also missing some toenails that he accidentally ripped out.
and he had hurt his mouth because he got a steak bone wrapped around his lower jaw and they had to dremmeltool it off him.


i love bruce even more!

Alice has gotta' stop feeding him Lead-Paint-Chip Chow