the bruce update thread

[Beefy]

And please, if anyone does send me money - I'd like you to PM me your mailing address.  I'm sure Bruce will want to send out thank you letters.

Did you submit a picture of Bruce to the Voldemort calendar last year?

Yes.  He's in there.  Though I'm a really bad mom & can't remember what month he is.  I want to say November.

I believe he's been staring at me the whole month of October. 

[meredith]

And please, if anyone does send me money - I'd like you to PM me your mailing address.  I'm sure Bruce will want to send out thank you letters.

Did you submit a picture of Bruce to the Voldemort calendar last year?

Yes.  He's in there.  Though I'm a really bad mom & can't remember what month he is.  I want to say November.

I believe he's been staring at me the whole month of October. 

pic?

you can take one of your calendar.  i already know about the weekly proctologist exams each scheduled with a different doctor.

[Beefy]

And please, if anyone does send me money - I'd like you to PM me your mailing address.  I'm sure Bruce will want to send out thank you letters.

Did you submit a picture of Bruce to the Voldemort calendar last year?

Yes.  He's in there.  Though I'm a really bad mom & can't remember what month he is.  I want to say November.

I believe he's been staring at me the whole month of October. 

pic?

you can take one of your calendar.  i already know about the weekly proctologist exams each scheduled with a different doctor.

I paid for the privilege of having that picture on my wall.  You think I'm going to give it up for free?

[Alice]

And please, if anyone does send me money - I'd like you to PM me your mailing address.  I'm sure Bruce will want to send out thank you letters.

Did you submit a picture of Bruce to the Voldemort calendar last year?

Yes.  He's in there.  Though I'm a really bad mom & can't remember what month he is.  I want to say November.

I believe he's been staring at me the whole month of October. 

My calendar got lost in the move. 

He's staring into your soul, FYI.

[Beefy]

And please, if anyone does send me money - I'd like you to PM me your mailing address.  I'm sure Bruce will want to send out thank you letters.

Did you submit a picture of Bruce to the Voldemort calendar last year?

Yes.  He's in there.  Though I'm a really bad mom & can't remember what month he is.  I want to say November.

I believe he's been staring at me the whole month of October. 

My calendar got lost in the move. 

He's staring into your soul, FYI.

Really?  Cuz I can't help but think he just really, really wants a cookie.

[Alice]

And please, if anyone does send me money - I'd like you to PM me your mailing address.  I'm sure Bruce will want to send out thank you letters.

Did you submit a picture of Bruce to the Voldemort calendar last year?

Yes.  He's in there.  Though I'm a really bad mom & can't remember what month he is.  I want to say November.

I believe he's been staring at me the whole month of October. 

My calendar got lost in the move. 

He's staring into your soul, FYI.

Really?  Cuz I can't help but think he just really, really wants a cookie.

Yeah, I think I'm behind the camera waving a cookie, actually. 

[cnamon]

How is my favorite low rider dog doing?

[Alice]

How is my favorite low rider dog doing?

He's very mopey.  The only time he gets excited is when I ask him if he wants ice.

[nishi]

but he's home from the vet and everything is checking out a-ok?

poor little buddy.

[Alice]

but he's home from the vet and everything is checking out a-ok?

poor little buddy.

Yeah, he's okay.  He's scared to take a poop though - he's holding it in.  Plus he has this little box thing over his butt so he doesn't butt rub and tear out the stitches.

[Dry then Catch]

why doesnt he have a cone over his head?  those are so cute

[Alice]

why doesnt he have a cone over his head?  those are so cute

Because he can't reach his asshole with his teeth.

[DariusMDeV]

why doesnt he have a cone over his head?  those are so cute

Because he can't reach his asshole rectum with his teeth.

fixed
please someone catch the obvious punchline

[nishi]

why doesnt he have a cone over his head?  those are so cute

Because he can't reach his asshole rectum with his teeth.

fixed
please someone catch the obvious punchline

"rectum??  i just *got*-em"??

[DariusMDeV]

why doesnt he have a cone over his head?  those are so cute

Because he can't reach his asshole rectum with his teeth.

fixed
please someone catch the obvious punchline

"rectum??  i just *got*-em"??

close

[Jessie]

I had a dream with Bruce in it last night.

My friend Mandy and I went to Penn Station and ordered two #1's, one they way I like mine and one the way ignom likes his.  The girl who works at the gas station down the road was there and gave me my food and it was all wrong.  They had changed what a #1 was!!!  For shame!  I got popcorn chicken instead.  I sent my food back like 5 times and they kept screwing up different parts of it.  IDIOTS!!! 

Finally I took it home and fed it to bruce, who stood in a cut out window thingy between the kitchen and hallway (I don't know whose house this was).  I also fed some other dog some other kind of food in some sort of warming dish, which caught on fire because there was a tear in the cord.  I had told someone that would happen but they wouldn't listen to me.  IDIOTS!!!

[Jessie]

I had another dream starring Bruce.  How odd.

[Gamplayerx]

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[Beefy]

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Did anyone ever put up a Junto wiki?

[Alice]

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Did anyone ever put up a Junto wiki?

Not I said the fly.

[dc]

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Did anyone ever put up a Junto wiki?

Yes.  try http://www.juntoonline.com/wiki/junto/index.php

[Beefy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junto

[Dry then Catch]

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Did anyone ever put up a Junto wiki?

Yes.  try http://www.juntoonline.com/wiki/junto/index.php

its a tad bare, wikis are pain to write and maintain.  but they are fun to read.

[Gamplayerx]

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Did anyone ever put up a Junto wiki?

Yes.  try http://www.juntoonline.com/wiki/junto/index.php

its a tad bare, wikis are pain to write and maintain.  but they are fun to read.

I played with it a little once a long time ago.  I meant to work on it more, but I suck.

[Jessie]

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Did anyone ever put up a Junto wiki?

Yes.  try http://www.juntoonline.com/wiki/junto/index.php

its a tad bare, wikis are pain to write and maintain.  but they are fun to read.

I played with it a little once a long time ago.  I meant to work on it more, but I suck.

Me too.  Except that sucking part.  I give handjobs.