Mountain Dew Sucks

[Jessie]

Where is the coke man?

[DownSouth]

I can't drink that stuff.

[Jessie]

I didn't get home til 1:30 last night, so I need the caffeine.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

Where is the coke man?

still waitin on Pablo's replacement to make the delivery.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

I havent had a Mt dew in over a year.   i think jan 1 it will be 2 years.  I used to drink that **** about 3 or 4 a day.

[Jessie]

I drank it constantly until I got pregnant.  I haven't liked it since then.

[ignom]

I never liked Mountain Dew. I didn't drink soda hardly at all til a couple of months ago. Now it's my replacement addiction. I need to quit.

[Gamplayerx]

I had a Mountain Dew once.  Not so good.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

I drank it constantly until I got pregnant.  I haven't liked it since then.

because it got u pregnant??

[cnamon]

I like Mt. Dew.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

Coke blows.


hahahah get it??  get it???  hahahahahahahaahah...

[ReBurn]

I just polished off a 20 ounce bottle of the stuff.

[meredith]

I never liked Mountain Dew. I didn't drink soda hardly at all til a couple of months ago. Now it's my replacement addiction. I need to quit.

If you drop the soda entirely, you'll lose some weight.



I don't like the canned or bottled Mt. Dew so much, but there is a gas station nearby with a fountain that is set for a pretty good-tasting mix of the stuff.

[Bishamonten]

I never liked Mountain Dew. I didn't drink soda hardly at all til a couple of months ago. Now it's my replacement addiction. I need to quit.

If you drop the soda entirely, you'll lose some weight.



I don't like the canned or bottled Mt. Dew so much, but there is a gas station nearby with a fountain that is set for a pretty good-tasting mix of the stuff.

When I started working out again, I made myself limit my soda intake.  my company provides free sodas so it was easy to drink three or four of them by the days end.  Turns out those things have about 14th of a cup of sugar per can.  That's a ton of sugar that isn't going to be processed and is just going to turn into fat.  As it stands, I may have one soda on the weekend if I'm at a restaurant, but other than that, it's mostly juice or water or some coffee in the mornings.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

I never liked Mountain Dew. I didn't drink soda hardly at all til a couple of months ago. Now it's my replacement addiction. I need to quit.

If you drop the soda entirely, you'll lose some weight.



I don't like the canned or bottled Mt. Dew so much, but there is a gas station nearby with a fountain that is set for a pretty good-tasting mix of the stuff.

you know what eh different is?  the fountain doesnt ahve the brominated vegetable oil in it.  the bottled and canned does.

[meredith]

you know what eh different is?  the fountain doesnt ahve the brominated vegetable oil in it.  the bottled and canned does.

ah like it when yeh talk th' science talk, mister marixis.  you wanna rub me down wit' some of yeh oil?

[Mr. Ubiquity]

you know what eh different is?  the fountain doesnt ahve the brominated vegetable oil in it.  the bottled and canned does.

ah like it when yeh talk th' science talk, mister marixis.  you wanna rub me down wit' some of yeh oil?

let me get the hedge trimmers to clean up your back first..  then well talk.

[meredith]

you know what eh different is?  the fountain doesnt ahve the brominated vegetable oil in it.  the bottled and canned does.

ah like it when yeh talk th' science talk, mister marixis.  you wanna rub me down wit' some of yeh oil?

let me get the hedge trimmers to clean up your back first..  then well talk.

Could you clear out between the cheeks too?

[Mr. Ubiquity]

let me see if i can borrow a trench digger from work.

[Jessie]

You boys make me giggle.

Fountain drinks are the best.

[Jessie]

let me see if i can borrow a trench digger from work.

I can rent one to you.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

let me see if i can borrow a trench digger from work.

I can rent one to you.

you get no money from me until that apache heli arrives...

[Gamplayerx]

Coke blows.


hahahah get it??  get it???  hahahahahahahaahah...

Okay.  You made me smile.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

Coke blows.


hahahah get it??  get it???  hahahahahahahaahah...

Okay.  You made me smile.

a smile is better than nothin. 

[ignom]

I bought a 44 oz. Diet Coke this morning, but I've only drank about a 5th of it. I've been drinking water instead. Now the Diet Coke is all warm.

[Gamplayerx]

44 oz.?  What is that in liters?

[Jessie]

I drank most of a 32 ounce diet coke, 3/4 of a 16 ounce Mountain Dew, a 20 ounce Diet Coke, and I've taken about 5 drinks from my 1liter bottle of water.

[ReBurn]

You break the seal and you'll flow for hours with that much liquid in you.

[Jessie]

1 liter = 33.8 fl ounces.

I've actually had less to drink than usual at this point.

[ignom]

You break the seal and you'll flow for hours with that much liquid in you.

I hope it's just all the liquid I drink making me pee so much.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

I drank most of a 32 ounce diet coke, 3/4 of a 16 ounce Mountain Dew, a 20 ounce Diet Coke, and I've taken about 5 drinks from my 1liter bottle of water.

thats nutrition.

[Jessie]

I drank most of a 32 ounce diet coke, 3/4 of a 16 ounce Mountain Dew, a 20 ounce Diet Coke, and I've taken about 5 drinks from my 1liter bottle of water.

thats nutrition.

Wait til you hear what I've eaten!

a small pack of chocolate donuts
1/2 a bag (big grab) of sour cream and onion lays
~10 peanut butter ritz bitz sandwiches
$0.50 worth of Reese's Pieces
3.5 cheese sticks
~6 sticks of Orbit Gum (chewed then thrown out, not swallowed)

[ignom]

I had a fat-free muffin for breakfast and now I'm having BBQ chicken and green beans for lunch.

[Jessie]

I had a fat-free muffin for breakfast and now I'm having BBQ chicken and green beans for lunch.

Oh, just brag then.

[cnamon]

I think I am going to Cosi for lunch.  Or maybe just go to CVS for a candy bar.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

I drank most of a 32 ounce diet coke, 3/4 of a 16 ounce Mountain Dew, a 20 ounce Diet Coke, and I've taken about 5 drinks from my 1liter bottle of water.

thats nutrition.

Wait til you hear what I've eaten!

a small pack of chocolate donuts
1/2 a bag (big grab) of sour cream and onion lays
~10 peanut butter ritz bitz sandwiches
$0.50 worth of Reese's Pieces
3.5 cheese sticks
~6 sticks of Orbit Gum (chewed then thrown out, not swallowed)

sad... you dont swallow....gum?

[Jessie]

I drank most of a 32 ounce diet coke, 3/4 of a 16 ounce Mountain Dew, a 20 ounce Diet Coke, and I've taken about 5 drinks from my 1liter bottle of water.

thats nutrition.

Wait til you hear what I've eaten!

a small pack of chocolate donuts
1/2 a bag (big grab) of sour cream and onion lays
~10 peanut butter ritz bitz sandwiches
$0.50 worth of Reese's Pieces
3.5 cheese sticks
~6 sticks of Orbit Gum (chewed then thrown out, not swallowed)

sad... you dont swallow....gum?

Not usually, but it's happened before.

The sad thing is that after all that I'm hungry because I haven't had any decent food all day.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

I drank most of a 32 ounce diet coke, 3/4 of a 16 ounce Mountain Dew, a 20 ounce Diet Coke, and I've taken about 5 drinks from my 1liter bottle of water.

thats nutrition.

Wait til you hear what I've eaten!

a small pack of chocolate donuts
1/2 a bag (big grab) of sour cream and onion lays
~10 peanut butter ritz bitz sandwiches
$0.50 worth of Reese's Pieces
3.5 cheese sticks
~6 sticks of Orbit Gum (chewed then thrown out, not swallowed)

sad... you dont swallow....gum?

Not usually, but it's happened before.

The sad thing is that after all that I'm hungry because I haven't had any decent food all day.

well shit, the problem is obvious..

[meredith]

I just got a spicy chicken combo from wendy's for lunch. before that, all I had was a can of sobe adrenaline rush, which isn't normally the case.

[DownSouth]

I had a V8, handi snack, and a fruit cup.

[Jessie]

Hey Gamp, I drank a full liter of water today.  I'm keeping the bottle to refill it from the water cooler in the morning so I can do it again.

[Gamplayerx]

Hey Gamp, I drank a full liter of water today.  I'm keeping the bottle to refill it from the water cooler in the morning so I can do it again.

Good work, jessie!  2 gold stars for you!

[Beefy]

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/09/14/D8CK9PLO2.html

[Gamplayerx]

Ewww.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

Ewww.

Apparently the standard mt dew smell NOT being there didnt phase him, or the gentle scent of chilled urine.  The clerk must have carefully opened the bottle so the retaining rind didnt break off so he could fill it.

Shouldnt he have also atleast noticed the lack of the carbonation fizz?   unless it was just a partial fill??

[ignom]

Ewww.

Apparently the standard mt dew smell NOT being there didnt phase him, or the gentle scent of chilled urine.  The clerk must have carefully opened the bottle so the retaining rind didnt break off so he could fill it.

Shouldnt he have also atleast noticed the lack of the carbonation fizz?   unless it was just a partial fill??

Sometimes pee makes bubbles.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

Ewww.

Apparently the standard mt dew smell NOT being there didnt phase him, or the gentle scent of chilled urine.  The clerk must have carefully opened the bottle so the retaining rind didnt break off so he could fill it.

Shouldnt he have also atleast noticed the lack of the carbonation fizz?   unless it was just a partial fill??

Sometimes pee makes bubbles.

i would hope you know the difference between carbonation and piss foam.

[ignom]

Ewww.

Apparently the standard mt dew smell NOT being there didnt phase him, or the gentle scent of chilled urine.  The clerk must have carefully opened the bottle so the retaining rind didnt break off so he could fill it.

Shouldnt he have also atleast noticed the lack of the carbonation fizz?   unless it was just a partial fill??

Sometimes pee makes bubbles.

i would hope you know the difference between carbonation and piss foam.

I do now.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

Ewww.

Apparently the standard mt dew smell NOT being there didnt phase him, or the gentle scent of chilled urine.  The clerk must have carefully opened the bottle so the retaining rind didnt break off so he could fill it.

Shouldnt he have also atleast noticed the lack of the carbonation fizz?   unless it was just a partial fill??

Sometimes pee makes bubbles.

i would hope you know the difference between carbonation and piss foam.

I do now.

did you take my word, or did you go buy a mt dew and then go into the restroom for a scientific comparison??

[ReBurn]

I had a Dr. Pepper today.

[Beefy]

I had a Dr. Pepper today.

Quiet, you.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

44 oz.?  What is that in liters?

google it, dont ask here..

[Jessie]

I had a Dr. Pepper today.

Quiet, you.

Dr Pepper is gross and it doesn't have a period.

[ReBurn]

I had a Dr. Pepper today.

Quiet, you.

Dr Pepper is gross and it doesn't have a period.

Has it experienced rapid weight loss?  If not, it might be pregnant.

[Alice]

Are you there god?  It's me, Dr Pepper.

[Jessie]

I love your avatar, alice.

[Alice]

I love your avatar, alice.

And I love you, Jessica.

[Beefy]

I love your avatar, alice.

And I love you, Jessica.

*fap*fap*fap*fap*

[Gamplayerx]

44 oz.?  What is that in liters?

google it, dont ask here..

You're not the boss of me.  I'll ask whatever I want. 

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What's that watermelon doing there?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Where's the beef?
Who shot JR?

See?

And I had already gotten an answer by the time you posted this anyway because some people are nice. 

[Beefy]

Where's the beef?

Present and accounted for!

[Gamplayerx]

Where's the beef?

Present and accounted for!

I miss the y already.  Again.

[cnamon]

Who shot JR?

I did.