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Started by Jessie, September 15, 2005, 08:37:50 AM

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Jessie

we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

DownSouth

16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Jessie

I didn't get home til 1:30 last night, so I need the caffeine.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 08:37:50 AM
Where is the coke man?

still waitin on Pablo's replacement to make the delivery.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Mr. Ubiquity

I havent had a Mt dew in over a year.   i think jan 1 it will be 2 years.  I used to drink that **** about 3 or 4 a day.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Jessie

I drank it constantly until I got pregnant.  I haven't liked it since then.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ignom

I never liked Mountain Dew. I didn't drink soda hardly at all til a couple of months ago. Now it's my replacement addiction. I need to quit.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Gamplayerx

I had a Mountain Dew once.  Not so good.

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 08:46:30 AM
I drank it constantly until I got pregnant.  I haven't liked it since then.

because it got u pregnant??
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

cnamon


Mr. Ubiquity

Coke blows.


hahahah get it??  get it???  hahahahahahahaahah...
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

ReBurn

I just polished off a 20 ounce bottle of the stuff.

:-\
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

meredith

Quote from: ignom on September 15, 2005, 08:47:45 AM
I never liked Mountain Dew. I didn't drink soda hardly at all til a couple of months ago. Now it's my replacement addiction. I need to quit.

If you drop the soda entirely, you'll lose some weight.



I don't like the canned or bottled Mt. Dew so much, but there is a gas station nearby with a fountain that is set for a pretty good-tasting mix of the stuff.

Bishamonten

Quote from: mr. cleft on September 15, 2005, 09:10:26 AM
Quote from: ignom on September 15, 2005, 08:47:45 AM
I never liked Mountain Dew. I didn't drink soda hardly at all til a couple of months ago. Now it's my replacement addiction. I need to quit.

If you drop the soda entirely, you'll lose some weight.



I don't like the canned or bottled Mt. Dew so much, but there is a gas station nearby with a fountain that is set for a pretty good-tasting mix of the stuff.

When I started working out again, I made myself limit my soda intake.  my company provides free sodas so it was easy to drink three or four of them by the days end.  Turns out those things have about 14th of a cup of sugar per can.  That's a ton of sugar that isn't going to be processed and is just going to turn into fat.  As it stands, I may have one soda on the weekend if I'm at a restaurant, but other than that, it's mostly juice or water or some coffee in the mornings.

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: mr. cleft on September 15, 2005, 09:10:26 AM
Quote from: ignom on September 15, 2005, 08:47:45 AM
I never liked Mountain Dew. I didn't drink soda hardly at all til a couple of months ago. Now it's my replacement addiction. I need to quit.

If you drop the soda entirely, you'll lose some weight.



I don't like the canned or bottled Mt. Dew so much, but there is a gas station nearby with a fountain that is set for a pretty good-tasting mix of the stuff.

you know what eh different is?  the fountain doesnt ahve the brominated vegetable oil in it.  the bottled and canned does.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

meredith

Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 09:17:08 AM
you know what eh different is?  the fountain doesnt ahve the brominated vegetable oil in it.  the bottled and canned does.

ah like it when yeh talk th' science talk, mister marixis.  you wanna rub me down wit' some of yeh oil?

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: mr. cleft on September 15, 2005, 09:19:16 AM
Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 09:17:08 AM
you know what eh different is?  the fountain doesnt ahve the brominated vegetable oil in it.  the bottled and canned does.

ah like it when yeh talk th' science talk, mister marixis.  you wanna rub me down wit' some of yeh oil?

let me get the hedge trimmers to clean up your back first..  then well talk.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

meredith

Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 09:26:57 AM
Quote from: mr. cleft on September 15, 2005, 09:19:16 AM
Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 09:17:08 AM
you know what eh different is?  the fountain doesnt ahve the brominated vegetable oil in it.  the bottled and canned does.

ah like it when yeh talk th' science talk, mister marixis.  you wanna rub me down wit' some of yeh oil?

let me get the hedge trimmers to clean up your back first..  then well talk.

Could you clear out between the cheeks too?

Mr. Ubiquity

let me see if i can borrow a trench digger from work.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Jessie

You boys make me giggle.

Fountain drinks are the best.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Jessie

Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 09:30:11 AM
let me see if i can borrow a trench digger from work.

I can rent one to you.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 09:55:25 AM
Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 09:30:11 AM
let me see if i can borrow a trench digger from work.

I can rent one to you.

you get no money from me until that apache heli arrives...
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Gamplayerx

Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 09:05:21 AM
Coke blows.


hahahah get it??  get it???  hahahahahahahaahah...
Okay.  You made me smile.

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: Gamplayerx on September 15, 2005, 11:33:15 AM
Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 09:05:21 AM
Coke blows.


hahahah get it??  get it???  hahahahahahahaahah...
Okay.  You made me smile.

a smile is better than nothin. 
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

ignom

I bought a 44 oz. Diet Coke this morning, but I've only drank about a 5th of it. I've been drinking water instead. Now the Diet Coke is all warm.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.