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Started by Jessie, September 15, 2005, 08:37:50 AM

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Gamplayerx

44 oz.?  What is that in liters?

Jessie

I drank most of a 32 ounce diet coke, 3/4 of a 16 ounce Mountain Dew, a 20 ounce Diet Coke, and I've taken about 5 drinks from my 1liter bottle of water.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ReBurn

You break the seal and you'll flow for hours with that much liquid in you.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Jessie

1 liter = 33.8 fl ounces.

I've actually had less to drink than usual at this point.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ignom

Quote from: ReBurninator on September 15, 2005, 12:13:27 PM
You break the seal and you'll flow for hours with that much liquid in you.

I hope it's just all the liquid I drink making me pee so much.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 12:12:50 PM
I drank most of a 32 ounce diet coke, 3/4 of a 16 ounce Mountain Dew, a 20 ounce Diet Coke, and I've taken about 5 drinks from my 1liter bottle of water.

thats nutrition.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Jessie

Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 12:17:05 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 12:12:50 PM
I drank most of a 32 ounce diet coke, 3/4 of a 16 ounce Mountain Dew, a 20 ounce Diet Coke, and I've taken about 5 drinks from my 1liter bottle of water.

thats nutrition.

Wait til you hear what I've eaten!

a small pack of chocolate donuts
1/2 a bag (big grab) of sour cream and onion lays
~10 peanut butter ritz bitz sandwiches
$0.50 worth of Reese's Pieces
3.5 cheese sticks
~6 sticks of Orbit Gum (chewed then thrown out, not swallowed)

we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ignom

I had a fat-free muffin for breakfast and now I'm having BBQ chicken and green beans for lunch.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Jessie

Quote from: ignom on September 15, 2005, 12:24:03 PM
I had a fat-free muffin for breakfast and now I'm having BBQ chicken and green beans for lunch.

Oh, just brag then.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

cnamon

I think I am going to Cosi for lunch.  Or maybe just go to CVS for a candy bar.

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 12:22:12 PM
Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 12:17:05 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 12:12:50 PM
I drank most of a 32 ounce diet coke, 3/4 of a 16 ounce Mountain Dew, a 20 ounce Diet Coke, and I've taken about 5 drinks from my 1liter bottle of water.

thats nutrition.

Wait til you hear what I've eaten!

a small pack of chocolate donuts
1/2 a bag (big grab) of sour cream and onion lays
~10 peanut butter ritz bitz sandwiches
$0.50 worth of Reese's Pieces
3.5 cheese sticks
~6 sticks of Orbit Gum (chewed then thrown out, not swallowed)


sad... you dont swallow....gum?
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Jessie

Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 12:52:27 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 12:22:12 PM
Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 12:17:05 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 12:12:50 PM
I drank most of a 32 ounce diet coke, 3/4 of a 16 ounce Mountain Dew, a 20 ounce Diet Coke, and I've taken about 5 drinks from my 1liter bottle of water.

thats nutrition.

Wait til you hear what I've eaten!

a small pack of chocolate donuts
1/2 a bag (big grab) of sour cream and onion lays
~10 peanut butter ritz bitz sandwiches
$0.50 worth of Reese's Pieces
3.5 cheese sticks
~6 sticks of Orbit Gum (chewed then thrown out, not swallowed)


sad... you dont swallow....gum?
Not usually, but it's happened before.

The sad thing is that after all that I'm hungry because I haven't had any decent food all day.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 12:53:15 PM
Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 12:52:27 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 12:22:12 PM
Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 12:17:05 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 12:12:50 PM
I drank most of a 32 ounce diet coke, 3/4 of a 16 ounce Mountain Dew, a 20 ounce Diet Coke, and I've taken about 5 drinks from my 1liter bottle of water.

thats nutrition.

Wait til you hear what I've eaten!

a small pack of chocolate donuts
1/2 a bag (big grab) of sour cream and onion lays
~10 peanut butter ritz bitz sandwiches
$0.50 worth of Reese's Pieces
3.5 cheese sticks
~6 sticks of Orbit Gum (chewed then thrown out, not swallowed)


sad... you dont swallow....gum?
Not usually, but it's happened before.

The sad thing is that after all that I'm hungry because I haven't had any decent food all day.

well shit, the problem is obvious..
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

meredith

I just got a spicy chicken combo from wendy's for lunch. before that, all I had was a can of sobe adrenaline rush, which isn't normally the case.

DownSouth

I had a V8, handi snack, and a fruit cup.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Jessie

Hey Gamp, I drank a full liter of water today.  I'm keeping the bottle to refill it from the water cooler in the morning so I can do it again.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Gamplayerx

Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 01:43:12 PM
Hey Gamp, I drank a full liter of water today.  I'm keeping the bottle to refill it from the water cooler in the morning so I can do it again.
Good work, jessie!  2 gold stars for you!


Gamplayerx


Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: Gamplayerx on September 16, 2005, 06:56:01 AM
Ewww.

Apparently the standard mt dew smell NOT being there didnt phase him, or the gentle scent of chilled urine.  The clerk must have carefully opened the bottle so the retaining rind didnt break off so he could fill it.

Shouldnt he have also atleast noticed the lack of the carbonation fizz?   unless it was just a partial fill??
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

ignom

Quote from: Marixis on September 16, 2005, 07:49:10 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on September 16, 2005, 06:56:01 AM
Ewww.

Apparently the standard mt dew smell NOT being there didnt phase him, or the gentle scent of chilled urine.  The clerk must have carefully opened the bottle so the retaining rind didnt break off so he could fill it.

Shouldnt he have also atleast noticed the lack of the carbonation fizz?   unless it was just a partial fill??

Sometimes pee makes bubbles.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: ignom on September 16, 2005, 08:18:27 AM
Quote from: Marixis on September 16, 2005, 07:49:10 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on September 16, 2005, 06:56:01 AM
Ewww.

Apparently the standard mt dew smell NOT being there didnt phase him, or the gentle scent of chilled urine.  The clerk must have carefully opened the bottle so the retaining rind didnt break off so he could fill it.

Shouldnt he have also atleast noticed the lack of the carbonation fizz?   unless it was just a partial fill??

Sometimes pee makes bubbles.

i would hope you know the difference between carbonation and piss foam.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

ignom

Quote from: Marixis on September 16, 2005, 08:24:08 AM
Quote from: ignom on September 16, 2005, 08:18:27 AM
Quote from: Marixis on September 16, 2005, 07:49:10 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on September 16, 2005, 06:56:01 AM
Ewww.

Apparently the standard mt dew smell NOT being there didnt phase him, or the gentle scent of chilled urine.  The clerk must have carefully opened the bottle so the retaining rind didnt break off so he could fill it.

Shouldnt he have also atleast noticed the lack of the carbonation fizz?   unless it was just a partial fill??

Sometimes pee makes bubbles.

i would hope you know the difference between carbonation and piss foam.

I do now.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: ignom on September 16, 2005, 08:25:18 AM
Quote from: Marixis on September 16, 2005, 08:24:08 AM
Quote from: ignom on September 16, 2005, 08:18:27 AM
Quote from: Marixis on September 16, 2005, 07:49:10 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on September 16, 2005, 06:56:01 AM
Ewww.

Apparently the standard mt dew smell NOT being there didnt phase him, or the gentle scent of chilled urine.  The clerk must have carefully opened the bottle so the retaining rind didnt break off so he could fill it.

Shouldnt he have also atleast noticed the lack of the carbonation fizz?   unless it was just a partial fill??

Sometimes pee makes bubbles.

i would hope you know the difference between carbonation and piss foam.

I do now.

did you take my word, or did you go buy a mt dew and then go into the restroom for a scientific comparison??
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

ReBurn

11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!