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Worst Song Ever

Started by Alice, September 22, 2006, 12:34:54 PM

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Alice

What do you think is the worst song ever written and/or sang?  That one song that comes on the radio and you end up smacking your car stereo as hard as you can because you need to get it off the radio no matter what.

I had some songs that I really disliked for a long time, but none that ever really stuck out to me as the worst song ever made.  Until our normal radio station stopped coming in here at work.  We now have a "classic rock" station on... and at least 3 times a day they play a song that makes me want to stab everything within 50 yards of me.

John Fogerty's "Centerfield".

Listener

Not the worst EVER but I am SO sick of "Eraser" and "Analyse", the first two songs off Thom Yorke's solo album.

They're on ALL the time.

DownSouth

16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

ReBurn

11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Beefy

Anything by Queen.  God, those guys sucked.

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: Beefy on September 22, 2006, 01:57:18 PM
Anything by Queen.  God, those guys sucked.

more than you know Beef, more.....than.....you......know......
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

dazie

Madonna's version of American Pie.  I actually called the radio station after I heard that and offered the DJ $5 to never play it again.  Fortunately, he also thought it was hideous, so I didn't have to send him the money.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

BigDun

That would be Komar and Melamid's "The Most Unwanted Song"
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

Jessie

Alice - I hate that song too.

And One Bourbon, One Shot, One Beer or whatever that shithole is called. 
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

DownSouth

Quote from: Jessie on September 22, 2006, 07:35:26 PM
Alice - I hate that song too.

And One Bourbon, One Shot, One Beer or whatever that shithole is called. 
I was going to say that one.  I hate that song so much.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

JJ

There was this one techno song where some asshole kept going "WOOOO!" as some kind of sample. That comes to mind. God, I hate techno.

I liked the sketches of the patriotic country singer from Mr. Show.

Gamplayerx

Way too many to choose from, but Feelin' Groovy is kind of high on the list.

Mr. Ubiquity

most anything that is played on the radio is enough to annoy me.  The rotation is horrid.   you can almost set your clock by the shitty songs and when they play.

i prefer the sound of rushing wind  through the windows.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Bennyhana

Quote from: JJ on September 25, 2006, 09:51:30 AM
There was this one techno song where some asshole kept going "WOOOO!" as some kind of sample. That comes to mind. God, I hate techno.

I liked the sketches of the patriotic country singer from Mr. Show.

There was a techno song where they kept playing a computerized voice saying "Around the world."

That makes me want to die.

Beefy

Quote from: Bennyhana on September 27, 2006, 02:12:57 PM
Quote from: JJ on September 25, 2006, 09:51:30 AM
There was this one techno song where some asshole kept going "WOOOO!" as some kind of sample. That comes to mind. God, I hate techno.

I liked the sketches of the patriotic country singer from Mr. Show.

There was a techno song where they kept playing a computerized voice saying "Around the world."

That makes me want to die.

Daft Punk.  I love that album.  They stink now.

Beefy


ursus

Pretty much anything by ABBA... :barfy:
I was just wondering...

dazie

Where the hell did YOU come from??
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

meredith

Don't you wake up next to him every day?  Why so surprised?  ;D

dazie

Sometimes he sleeps on the couch...

He's just ABBA cranky because I made him watch "Muriel's Wedding" with me the other night and one of the DVD extras is an ABBA music video.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Gamplayerx

I love Muriel's Wedding.