Well, crap

Started by Jessie, August 30, 2006, 12:13:30 PM

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Jessie

I just went out to smoke, and in my parking lot was this super skinny little kitten, MAYBE 6 weeks old.

She's sitting in a box eating the leftovers from my lunch (subway - she's eating the bread now like it's the greatest thing ever).

Now what am I going to do?  I can't keep her.

Crap.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

swolt

Quote from: Jessie on August 30, 2006, 12:13:30 PM
I just went out to smoke, and in my parking lot was this super skinny little kitten, MAYBE 6 weeks old.

She's sitting in a box eating the leftovers from my lunch (subway - she's eating the bread now like it's the greatest thing ever).

Now what am I going to do?  I can't keep her.

Crap.

wrap her up in that bread and have a kitten sandwhich
A clever man commits no minor blunders.

Bennyhana

Quote from: Jessie on August 30, 2006, 12:13:30 PM
I just went out to smoke, and in my parking lot was this super skinny little kitten, MAYBE 6 weeks old.

She's sitting in a box eating the leftovers from my lunch (subway - she's eating the bread now like it's the greatest thing ever).

Now what am I going to do?  I can't keep her.

Crap.

Take her to an animal shelter?  We didn'tt have shelters in Clinton, where i got my cat, so...I have a cat now.  Good luck with that whole "Getting rid of the cat" thing.

Jessie

I think one of the girls here is going to take her.  She's SOOO cute.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Jessie

Kitten chow is on the way, and she officially has a home. 

Score
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Jessie

She actually just posted that, slightly before I was ready.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Alice

Quote from: Jessie on August 30, 2006, 12:35:04 PM
She actually just posted that, slightly before I was ready.
What?

Bennyhana

So, you got lucky.  What you should learn from this is that smoking is dangerous.

DownSouth

16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Beefy

So how's the quitting smoking going?

ReBurn

Quote from: swolt on August 30, 2006, 12:14:42 PM
Quote from: Jessie on August 30, 2006, 12:13:30 PM
I just went out to smoke, and in my parking lot was this super skinny little kitten, MAYBE 6 weeks old.

She's sitting in a box eating the leftovers from my lunch (subway - she's eating the bread now like it's the greatest thing ever).

Now what am I going to do?  I can't keep her.

Crap.

wrap her up in that bread and have a kitten sandwhich
Bwahahahaha!  funny!
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Gamplayerx

Quote from: DownSouth on August 30, 2006, 12:37:28 PM
Quote from: Alice on August 30, 2006, 12:36:30 PM
Quote from: Jessie on August 30, 2006, 12:35:04 PM
She actually just posted that, slightly before I was ready.
What?
Double what?
I'm guessing the kitten made her post her post before she was ready to post it.  I could be wrong.  It could just be that Jessie's mental.

Jessie

Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 30, 2006, 02:07:06 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on August 30, 2006, 12:37:28 PM
Quote from: Alice on August 30, 2006, 12:36:30 PM
Quote from: Jessie on August 30, 2006, 12:35:04 PM
She actually just posted that, slightly before I was ready.
What?
Double what?
I'm guessing the kitten made her post her post before she was ready to post it.  I could be wrong.  It could just be that Jessie's mental.
Yep.  She stepped on tab and enter and next thing you know, she made her first Junto post.

And I don't want to talk about the quitting smoking...
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Alice

Quote from: Jessie on August 30, 2006, 02:25:53 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 30, 2006, 02:07:06 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on August 30, 2006, 12:37:28 PM
Quote from: Alice on August 30, 2006, 12:36:30 PM
Quote from: Jessie on August 30, 2006, 12:35:04 PM
She actually just posted that, slightly before I was ready.
What?
Double what?
I'm guessing the kitten made her post her post before she was ready to post it.  I could be wrong.  It could just be that Jessie's mental.
Yep.  She stepped on tab and enter and next thing you know, she made her first Junto post.

And I don't want to talk about the quitting smoking...
Is her name Wonnkabe?

DownSouth

16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Jessie

we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.