Mmmmm, Taco Burgers.

[Infobahn]

I bet you're jealous.  We are having taco burgers tonight while watching the Emmys.

Suck my salsa.

[Infobahn]

/got nothing this morning.
//Watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse with the kid
///feeling bloated.

[swolt]

/got nothing this morning.
//Watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse with the kid
///feeling bloated.

we made breakfast sushi last night. Yes, breakfast sushi. With eggs, bacon, and ranch dressing. It was yummy good. I'll post pics once Geoff sends them to me.

[Infobahn]

That does sound good.

[swolt]

That does sound good.

there is a whole story, which I will tell later with pictures. We thought it would be gross but it was actually pretty good.

I thought of gamp while we were making it, because the whole idea came from making sushi and wrapping it in bacon.

[eo000]

emmy's? are deadwood and entourage reruns?

[Infobahn]

I don't get HBO

[eo000]

oh, sorry. 

[Jessie]

I dropped an entire jar of salsa in the floor this morning.

[eo000]

did it break?

[Jessie]

And how.

[eo000]

did any pieces of tomato get flung under the oven?

[swolt]

And how.

did you drop on your knees and lick it up?

oh yeah. lick it up baby.

EAT THE SALSA!

[Beefy]

I dropped an entire jar of salsa in the floor this morning.

Your floor is concave?

[ReBurn]

I dropped an entire jar of salsa in the floor this morning.

Your floor is concave?

I bet that's not all that's concave around there.

[Jessie]

I dropped an entire jar of salsa in the floor this morning.

Your floor is concave?

I bet that's not all that's concave around there.

Oh BURN!

Fucker.

[ReBurn]

I dropped an entire jar of salsa in the floor this morning.

Your floor is concave?

I bet that's not all that's concave around there.

Oh BURN!

Fucker.

It's nice to get a rise out of you even when what I say makes no sense at all.

[DownSouth]

You ever shake a jar of salsa when the lid isn't on tight?  Not fun to clean up.

[Listener]

You ever shake a jar of salsa when the lid isn't on tight?  Not fun to clean up.

My sister tried to shake a bottle of ketchup once at a restaurant, and the lid flew off onto someone else's table.  It was funny.

[Infobahn]

My brother tried to use a whole cherry tomato on a sandwich, and when he bit he squirted the tomato on my sister.

We were on a plane at the time, and my sister was dressed to impress our Grandma.

Hilarity ensued.

[Gamplayerx]

I knocked a bottle of wine off the shelf in the liquor store the other day.  That was pretty funny.

[eo000]

red or white?


that's why we can't take you nice places.

[Gamplayerx]

Red.  It asploded really loudly.  No one so much as flinched.  Except me.

[Alice]

My friend's dad got some major surgery done on his neck... he had a growth or tumor or something.  He couldn't sleep one night so he got up to watch some TV.  He took some pain pills and went and got a bottle of wine from their cellar - and drank the whole thing.

His wife was so pissed the next morning when she saw her 1890's bottle of chardonnay sitting there gone.  It was a $450 bottle of wine. 

I don't know why I just told this story.

[BigDun]

hmmm... It occurs to me that I haven't seen my 2005 bottle of Coppola Rubicon since I moved.