News:

Speaking as a chick, I just can't get enough of the wang bone.

Main Menu

Troy Aikman

Started by snizwilk, April 21, 2006, 08:26:53 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Print
Go Down Pages1
User actions

snizwilk

April 21, 2006, 08:26:53 PM
I was in the jury pool with Aikman last Monday.  He's a nice guy.  Here's a snippet of some of our lengthy conversations (he sat next to me during interviews):

Me:  "Damn, that was a stupid question."
Aikman:  "Yep."

Me:  "I'm not going to ask you about T.O."
Aikman:  "Thanks."

Me:  "Holy shit I can't believe I'm on jury duty with Troy Aikman."
Aikman:  "Holy shit I can't believe I'm on jury duty with Snizwilk."
Me:  "We're not getting picked."
Aikman:  "No chance."


nishi

#1
April 21, 2006, 08:28:11 PM
sounds like you had a much better time in the jury pool than most people. maybe troy aikman should have to be in ALL jury pools....
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

snizwilk

#2
April 21, 2006, 08:40:54 PM
it was really weird.. the main pool was 350 people.  They called my name halfway into the the second courtroom's list and as I was walking up for my badge they called 'Troy Aikman'.  I flinched a little.. turned around and sure enough.. it was THE troy aikman.  My dad would shit a brick if he knew about it.

Jessie

#3
April 21, 2006, 09:13:58 PM
That's kinda cool.

There should be a celebrity in every jury pool.  Less people would try to get out of it that way.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

snizwilk

#4
April 21, 2006, 09:26:45 PM
they didn't advertise it to me.. and I stayed all day.  It was seriously cool though.  I would never had imagined that my first call to jury would end up with me meeting a hall of fame QB.

Bennyhana

#5
April 21, 2006, 10:43:59 PM
Okay, so you did't ask him about T.O., but did you ask if Michael Irvin is as much of an asshole as he seems?

snizwilk

#6
April 21, 2006, 11:45:33 PM
Quote from: Bennyhana on April 21, 2006, 10:43:59 PM
Okay, so you did't ask him about T.O., but did you ask if Michael Irvin is as much of an asshole as he seems?

oh man.. would have loved to.  But to be there with 40 other potential jurors answering questions.. I was kinda stuck.   Hell, I idolized him as a cowboys fan from Staubach on up..   

So many questions.. and such a desire not to be the annoying ahole asking them.  I'm pretty sure he loves Irvin for catching all those passes.. but he has to keep up the "we were bro's" schtick for the love of the cowboys.

Listener

#7
April 22, 2006, 08:03:35 AM
Quote from: snizwilk on April 21, 2006, 08:26:53 PM

Me:  "Holy shit I can't believe I'm on jury duty with Troy Aikman."
Aikman:  "Holy shit I can't believe I'm on jury duty with Snizwilk."
Me:  "We're not getting picked."
Aikman:  "No chance."




Heh.

SockmonkeyHolocaust

#8
April 22, 2006, 09:34:50 AM
It'd be pretty awesome to have my sentence for the death penalty handed down by Troy Aikman. I am sure that would earn me some kind of cachet from all the other inmates on death row.


snizwilk

#9
April 22, 2006, 09:53:04 AM
Quote from: Sockmonkeyholocaust on April 22, 2006, 09:34:50 AM
It'd be pretty awesome to have my sentence for the death penalty handed down by Troy Aikman. I am sure that would earn me some kind of cachet from all the other inmates on death row.

It would be even better to have it 'thrown' down versus 'handed' down.  We are talking hall of fame here.

SockmonkeyHolocaust

#10
April 22, 2006, 10:56:02 AM
Quote from: snizwilk on April 22, 2006, 09:53:04 AM
Quote from: Sockmonkeyholocaust on April 22, 2006, 09:34:50 AM
It'd be pretty awesome to have my sentence for the death penalty handed down by Troy Aikman. I am sure that would earn me some kind of cachet from all the other inmates on death row.

It would be even better to have it 'thrown' down versus 'handed' down.  We are talking hall of fame here.

Hell yeah, scream "I'm open!" and he slams that verdict the field.


Mr. Ubiquity

#11
April 22, 2006, 01:16:48 PM
you guys have to wake up from your seriously wet dream that your having.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Bennyhana

#12
April 22, 2006, 01:18:56 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on April 22, 2006, 01:16:48 PM
you guys have to wake up from your seriously wet dream that your having.

Killjoy.  I bet you'd rather have Angela Lansbury on your Jury.

cnamon

#13
April 22, 2006, 06:17:58 PM
Quote from: Bennyhana on April 22, 2006, 01:18:56 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on April 22, 2006, 01:16:48 PM
you guys have to wake up from your seriously wet dream that your having.

Killjoy.  I bet you'd rather have Angela Lansbury on your Jury.
She would have solved the case.
Print
Go Up Pages1
User actions