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So I have a date Saturday afternoon around 12:30 CST

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cnamon

#50
January 04, 2006, 09:56:54 AM
Quote from: dazie on January 04, 2006, 09:55:44 AM
Quote from: cnamon on January 04, 2006, 09:50:07 AM
Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her.

What's that from??
My personal pimpology book.


Really, it comes from A Bronx Tale

Mr. Ubiquity

#51
January 04, 2006, 10:04:25 AM
Quote from: dazie on January 04, 2006, 09:39:45 AM
Tell her you're impotent.
or better yet... priaprism
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Jessie

#52
January 04, 2006, 11:03:49 AM
I love you, Dots.

We need to get together and watch that movie.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

dazie

#53
January 04, 2006, 11:05:21 AM
I have a question- why is this in Eating and Drinking?
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Alice

#54
January 04, 2006, 11:06:18 AM
Quote from: dazie on January 04, 2006, 11:05:21 AM
I have a question- why is this in Eating and Drinking?
Because you eat and drink on a date?  Or because VJ was so excited about a date, he just hit whatever topic came first.

dazie

#55
January 04, 2006, 11:18:10 AM
That makes sense.  Like topics stay on topic anyway.  *lol*
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Mr. Ubiquity

#56
January 04, 2006, 12:11:34 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 04, 2006, 11:06:18 AM
Quote from: dazie on January 04, 2006, 11:05:21 AM
I have a question- why is this in Eating and Drinking?
Because you eat and drink on a date?  Or because VJ was so excited about a date, he just hit whatever topic came first.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

OBB

#57
January 04, 2006, 12:13:03 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on January 04, 2006, 12:11:34 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 04, 2006, 11:06:18 AM
Quote from: dazie on January 04, 2006, 11:05:21 AM
I have a question- why is this in Eating and Drinking?
Because you eat and drink on a date?  Or because VJ was so excited about a date, he just hit whatever topic came first.

In 'Raiders of the Lost Ark', that monkey was so excited by a bad date that he ate that he died.

Beefy

#58
January 04, 2006, 12:16:02 PM
Quote from: OBB on January 04, 2006, 12:13:03 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on January 04, 2006, 12:11:34 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 04, 2006, 11:06:18 AM
Quote from: dazie on January 04, 2006, 11:05:21 AM
I have a question- why is this in Eating and Drinking?
Because you eat and drink on a date?  Or because VJ was so excited about a date, he just hit whatever topic came first.

In 'Raiders of the Lost Ark', that monkey was so excited by a bad date that he ate that he died.

"I am the monarch of the seeeea, I am the ruler of the..."

dazie

#59
January 04, 2006, 12:51:16 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 04, 2006, 12:16:02 PM
Quote from: OBB on January 04, 2006, 12:13:03 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on January 04, 2006, 12:11:34 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 04, 2006, 11:06:18 AM
Quote from: dazie on January 04, 2006, 11:05:21 AM
I have a question- why is this in Eating and Drinking?
Because you eat and drink on a date?  Or because VJ was so excited about a date, he just hit whatever topic came first.

In 'Raiders of the Lost Ark', that monkey was so excited by a bad date that he ate that he died.

"I am the monarch of the seeeea, I am the ruler of the..."

Asps.  Veddy dangerous.  You go first.

Didn't I post that like last week somewhere??
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Mr. Ubiquity

#60
January 04, 2006, 01:27:40 PM
Quote from: dazie on January 04, 2006, 12:51:16 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 04, 2006, 12:16:02 PM
Quote from: OBB on January 04, 2006, 12:13:03 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on January 04, 2006, 12:11:34 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 04, 2006, 11:06:18 AM
Quote from: dazie on January 04, 2006, 11:05:21 AM
I have a question- why is this in Eating and Drinking?
Because you eat and drink on a date?  Or because VJ was so excited about a date, he just hit whatever topic came first.

In 'Raiders of the Lost Ark', that monkey was so excited by a bad date that he ate that he died.

"I am the monarch of the seeeea, I am the ruler of the..."

Asps.  Veddy dangerous.  You go first.

Didn't I post that like last week somewhere??

yes.   shoddy recycling job.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Beefy

#61
January 04, 2006, 01:40:45 PM
Quote from: dazie on January 04, 2006, 12:51:16 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 04, 2006, 12:16:02 PM
Quote from: OBB on January 04, 2006, 12:13:03 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on January 04, 2006, 12:11:34 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 04, 2006, 11:06:18 AM
Quote from: dazie on January 04, 2006, 11:05:21 AM
I have a question- why is this in Eating and Drinking?
Because you eat and drink on a date?  Or because VJ was so excited about a date, he just hit whatever topic came first.

In 'Raiders of the Lost Ark', that monkey was so excited by a bad date that he ate that he died.

"I am the monarch of the seeeea, I am the ruler of the..."

Asps.  Veddy dangerous.  You go first.

Didn't I post that like last week somewhere??

ON A MUTHA-FUCKIN' PLANE!!

meredith

#62
January 04, 2006, 01:53:58 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 04, 2006, 01:40:45 PM
ON A MUTHA-FUCKIN' PLANE!!

mmm bits of apple skin spit on my desk.  thank you.

VikingJuice

#63
January 08, 2006, 07:31:48 PM
Update:

Had a date with the woman I spoke to on the phone for 5 hours and it went exceptionally well!!  She even suggested we have a second date.  We went to dinner and talked for hours.  Then, as we were late to our movie from talking so much, we saw The Producers.  We both loved it and laughed constantly all throughout!!  After that, we went to a place called House of Pies that is open 24-7 and we talked till 4 am(we met for dinner at 7pm).  Then when we got back to the restaurant we started at, we talked in my truck for another 40 minutes before she got out and got in her car.  There were a few very nice, sweet kisses before she left.  No Bish, I didn't mount her.

The interactioin was fantastic and she's so funny and so smart.  It's clear we both dig each other's sense of humor and seem to have a great rapport.  We've talked on the phone a couple times since but not for long periods of time because of her schedule.  We're going to try and get together sometime this week and if not then, over the weekend.

Jessie

#64
January 08, 2006, 07:45:22 PM
yay for you, VJ!  pICS?
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

VikingJuice

#65
January 08, 2006, 07:53:19 PM
Quote from: Jessie on January 08, 2006, 07:45:22 PM
yay for you, VJ!  pICS?

None for now.  I'll see what I can come up with when the time is right.

sapphirehart

#66
January 08, 2006, 07:56:38 PM
Quote from: Vikingjuice on January 08, 2006, 07:53:19 PM
Quote from: Jessie on January 08, 2006, 07:45:22 PM
yay for you, VJ!  pICS?

None for now.  I'll see what I can come up with when the time is right.

Just tell her that you have a bunch of internet friends that insist on seeing what she looks like.  I'm sure she won't think you are a freak (maybe).

Infobahn

#67
January 08, 2006, 07:58:33 PM
Don't Talk About Your Internet Friends Yet!!

Infobahn

#69
January 08, 2006, 08:13:03 PM
That, too.

dazie

#70
January 08, 2006, 08:34:36 PM
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Infobahn

#71
January 08, 2006, 08:38:12 PM
I got you babe.

dazie

#72
January 08, 2006, 08:38:33 PM
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Jessie

#73
January 08, 2006, 09:19:42 PM
Quote from: dazie on January 08, 2006, 08:38:33 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on January 08, 2006, 08:38:12 PM
I got you babe.

Thanks Sonny.

I think he's Cher.  At least on the weekends.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

dazie

#74
January 08, 2006, 09:21:26 PM
Jessie- your avatar is skeeving me out.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?
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