A big thank you!

[cnamon]

To whoever decided on this subject.  I love it.

[ignom]

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house

[cnamon]

Yo mama so fat, she sat on a quarter and sqeezed a booger from Washington's nose.

[DownSouth]

Yo mama so fat, when she wear a Malcolm X jacket helicopters try to land on her back.

[cnamon]

Yo mama so dumb, I told her it was chilly outside and the bitch went and got a bowl.

[Dry then Catch]

your mommas so fat when she goes to the zoo the elephants feed her peanuts.



/i made that up right now

[ignom]

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the Guns n' Roses concert, they wouldn't let her backstage.

[Beefy]

Your mother's got a wooden leg with a kickstand!

/Murphy

[curlingdog]

 Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.

[curlingdog]

Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds

[ReBurn]

Yo momma so fat she saw a school bus full of white kids and yelled "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

[OBB]

your mommas so fat when she goes to the zoo the elephants feed her peanuts.



/i made that up right now

You didn't make that up. Rodney Dangerfield made that joke in "Back to School"

[Dry then Catch]

no i swear i made that up.  its a coincidence.  i made it up at a really young age

[OBB]

no i swear i made that up.  its a coincidence.  i made it up at a really young age

You're just picking on Rodney because he's dead.

He don't get no respect.

Huuuh!

*sweats*

*fiddles with tie*

*does massive line of Coke*

[Dry then Catch]

i suppose i could have heard it and thought i made it up.  damn i thought i was original.