I ordered an eggplant calzone for lunch

[ignom]

It came with pepperoncinis on the side, so I took them out of the box and gave them to the delivery guy.

I said, "here you can take these."

He went, "Uh, ok," and carried them in his hand back to his car and left.

[Alice]

I bet he ate them.

[ignom]

I bet I just gained back like five lbs.

[Beefy]

I bet he cursed under his breath at you.  I would have.

[Gamplayerx]

This story sounds strangely familiar.

[Alice]

I bet I just gained back like five lbs.

If it helps you feel better...

That 20 lbs that I regained, that I've been trying to lose?  Now it's 26 I have to lose. 

[Jessie]

That's a funny story.  It would have been funnier if it said 'elephant calzone' like I thought it did.

Alice, I feel your pain.  Let's just say I'm gonna believe my scale and not the doctor's, even though that doesn't help much.  I'm reaching cow status, and fast.  I'm almost ready to go up a size.  I refuse.