Rats

[dazie]

Kate's had 4 rats since we moved in to this house.  Sisters from the same litter- Dorothy, Carmel, Jayne and Delilah.  Sweet little things actually.

Evidently today Jayne pissed the rest of them off and they killed her and ate her face.  I'm so grossed out.  I put her in a ziplock and put her in the freezer.  I just want to throw her away, but I think that would be a bad thing.  I'm waiting til Bo gets home to deal with it.

[ReBurn]

One day cosmetic surgery and cryogenics will solve this problem. However, rats reproduce quickly, so you might want to start looking for a large freezer to preserve them in. Society may not understand why you preserve their little bodies. But society never did understand love.

[dazie]

Jayne is now in repose in the back yard, next to Albert, our dearly departed cat.

I still think we should have thrown her away.

[dc]

Tempura or stir fry would have been better.

[Beefy]

I think that needs to become my standard response when people piss me off.

[dazie]

I think that needs to become my standard response when people piss me off.

Kill them and eat their faces?  You'll need a bigger freezer, I guarantee.

[ReBurn]

All this talk about tempura, stir fry and eating faces. Now I'm hungry.