I could eat my weight in...

[BigDun]

I'm oversensitive to heat.  Can't mess with food that's too hot.

or cocks for that matter.

Me too.  I have to wait for everything to cool.

Cold cocks wouldn't be as filling as warm ones.

they go down a lot faster though.

Voice of experience, huh?

no wonder i tested at 40% gay.
http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

Wow, I only tested 23% gay.

[Alice]

I'm still sad that nobody got the Godfather's pizza joke.  You're all fired.

[eo000]

I'm still sad that nobody got the Godfather's pizza joke.  You're all fired.

was it about your sex pizza thread on fark?

[Alice]

I'm still sad that nobody got the Godfather's pizza joke.  You're all fired.

was it about your sex pizza thread on fark?

No.  It's from a movie.

[meredith]

If I've seen that movie, I've completely forgotten about it.  Happens with all movies.  I can tell you that Finding Nemo was about a lost fish.. that's about it.

[Alice]

If I've seen that movie, I've completely forgotten about it.  Happens with all movies.  I can tell you that Finding Nemo was about a lost fish.. that's about it.

Trust me, you've seen this movie.  If not - you've not lived.

[meredith]

If I've seen that movie, I've completely forgotten about it.  Happens with all movies.  I can tell you that Finding Nemo was about a lost fish.. that's about it.

Trust me, you've seen this movie.  If not - you've not lived.

Ohhh.  I have seen that. A few times.

Last week even.

I don't remember a bit.

[Alice]

If I've seen that movie, I've completely forgotten about it.  Happens with all movies.  I can tell you that Finding Nemo was about a lost fish.. that's about it.

Trust me, you've seen this movie.  If not - you've not lived.

Ohhh.  I have seen that. A few times.

Last week even.

I don't remember a bit.

Then how do you remember what I'm talking about?

[meredith]

Then how do you remember what I'm talking about?

Google. Took "Godfather's pizza", added "movie".

[Alice]

Then how do you remember what I'm talking about?

Google. Took "Godfather's pizza", added "movie".

Dur.

[meredith]

Then how do you remember what I'm talking about?

Google. Took "Godfather's pizza", added "movie".

Dur.

Movies are instantly lost to me.  Like the names of all my lovers.

[Alice]

Then how do you remember what I'm talking about?

Google. Took "Godfather's pizza", added "movie".

Dur.

Movies are instantly lost to me.  Like the names of all my lovers.

Yeah, cuz Bob and Tim are realllll hard names to remember.  Ass.

[meredith]

Scott was the only one I never want to forget!

[Alice]

Scott was the only one I never want to forget!

You mean Grizzly Adams?

[meredith]

Scott was the only one I never want to forget!

You mean Grizzly Adams?

i think he looks better without the beard.

What were we talking about again?