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Laptop Soup

Started by swolt, February 20, 2009, 12:40:09 PM

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swolt

In this addition of ASCII Cooking we are making laptop soup.
Ingredients: Brand new laptop

Cooking directions:
1. Put laptop on stove for some unknown reason.
2. Start to cook breakfast and turn on wrong burner.
3. Simmer laptop until smoke begins to fill the room.
4. Serve immediately, before the burned plastic/silicon smell goes away.
5. Enjoy!



(This was a customer from this morning. We were able to save his hard drive, but that's about it.)
A clever man commits no minor blunders.

Jessie

Well, that's just brilliant.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Gamplayerx

Mmmm.  Burned silicon.

ReBurn

I really wish that there were a much bigger version of this picture. My google images screensaver is begging me for it.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

swolt

Quote from: ReBurn on March 13, 2009, 12:27:07 PM
I really wish that there were a much bigger version of this picture. My google images screensaver is begging me for it.

That was from my phone. I couldn't find the camera at the time, and it really stank pretty bad so I didn't want to keep it around.
A clever man commits no minor blunders.

ReBurn

Quote from: swolt on March 13, 2009, 03:06:54 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on March 13, 2009, 12:27:07 PM
I really wish that there were a much bigger version of this picture. My google images screensaver is begging me for it.

That was from my phone. I couldn't find the camera at the time, and it really stank pretty bad so I didn't want to keep it around.
Then it goes in as-is.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!