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2008 Razzie Nominations Announced

Started by Beefy, January 21, 2009, 11:42:38 AM

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Beefy

Worst Picture

Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans - (Two Movies — One Berry Badly Beaten Dead Horse of a Concept!)
The Happening
The Hottie and The Nottie
In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
The Love Guru

Worst Actor

Larry the Cable Guy - WITLESS PROTECTION
Eddie Murphy - MEET DAVE
Mike Myers - THE LOVE GURU
Al Pacino - 88 MINUTES and RIGHTEOUS KILL
Mark Wahlberg - THE HAPPENING and MAX PAYNE

Worst Actress

Jessica Alba - THE EYE and THE LOVE GURU
The Entire Cast of THE WOMEN - (Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Meg Ryan)
Cameron Diaz - WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS
Paris Hilton - THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
Kate Hudson - FOOLS' GOLD and MY BEST FRIEND'S GIRL

Worst Supporting Actor

Uwe Boll (as Himself) - Uwe Boll's POSTAL
Pierce Brosnan - MAMMA MIA!
Ben Kingsley - THE LOVE GURU, WAR, INC. and THE WACKNESS
Burt Reynolds - DEAL and IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE
Verne Troyer - THE LOVE GURU and Uwe Boll's POSTAL

Worst Supporting Actress

Carmen Electra - DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS
Paris Hilton - REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA
Kim Kardashian - DISASTER MOVIE
Jenny McCarthy - WITLESS PROTECTION
Leelee Sobieski - 88 MINUTES and IN THE NAME OF THE KING

Worst Screen Couple

Uwe Boll & ANY Actor, Camera or Screenplay
Cameron Diaz & Ashton Kutcher - WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS
Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore - HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE
Larry the Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy - WITLESS PROTECTION
Eddie Murphy IN Eddie Murphy - MEET DAVE

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel

The Day The Earth Blowed Up Real Good
Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull
Speed Racer
Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Worst Director

Uwe Boll - 1968: Tunnel Rats, In The Name Of The King and Postal
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer - DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS
Tom Putnam - THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
Marco Schnabel - THE LOVE GURU
M. Night Shyamalan - THE HAPPENING

Worst Screenplay

Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans - Both Written By Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
The Happening - Written By M. Night Shyamalan
The Hottie And The Nottie - Written By Heidi Ferrer
In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale - Screenplay By Doug Taylor
The Love Guru - Written By Mike Myers & Graham Gordy

Worst Career Achievement

Uwe Boll (Germany's Answer to Ed Wood)

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Uwe's gonna kick their ass, you just watch.

http://www.razzies.com/history/29thNoms.asp

Dry then Catch

Not so long ago I was in a conversation with a British girl and she mentioned how uproariously funny What Happens in Vegas was.  I was dumbstruck. 

Beefy

I'm still dumbstruck at how much money it made.

Dry then Catch

Quote from: Beefy on January 21, 2009, 12:15:26 PM
I'm still dumbstruck at how much money it made.

people who will buy a tired premise based on perceived star power and seemingly alluring scenarios >>>>>>> people who put even the 5 minutes of research and thought into the soul of a film

Jessie

My friend at work wanted me to see What Happens in Vegas with her.  I asked her if she'd like me to tell her what would happen in the entire movie and save her the $8.

And Ben Kingsley was awesome in The Wackness.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

VikingJuice

Okay, I watched The Happening the other day on my Netflix...oh man.  It was awful in so many different, unbelievably retarded disjointed overdone ways.  It's the kind of film that should make its debut on the USA network late at night.  It was an abysmal piece of shit.

Shamalama-ding-dong has just plain stopped trying.  Seriously, there are HS kids smoking pot and dropping acid that can write more coherent and interesting stuff than this piece of .....work.


Dry then Catch

i hope mike myers and eddie murphy can get together and make a good movies