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My diet is going well

Started by ignom, June 29, 2005, 08:23:47 AM

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ignom

I had two sausage, egg, and cheese crossain'wiches and an order of hash browns for breakfast.

I had the same thing yesterday.

I think the half-pint of milk cancels it out though.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Jessie

I had a bunch of little chocolate donuts.

Yours sounds much better.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ReBurn

So far today I've had Pringles and a cup of coffee.  But not at the same time, because that's just gross.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Jessie

I had diet coke with my donuts, then I ate a few sunflower seeds.  I really like sunflower seeds.  I wish they didn't make such a gross mess, because I'd eat them all the time if I could.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

BigDun

I am having a Mt. Dew for breakfast.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

ReBurn

Quote from: Jessie on June 29, 2005, 08:31:41 AM
I had diet coke with my donuts, then I ate a few sunflower seeds.  I really like sunflower seeds.  I wish they didn't make such a gross mess, because I'd eat them all the time if I could.
I buy the sunflower kernals.  My opinion is that when eating sunflower seeds that are still in the shell the payoff usually isn't worth the work involved.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Jessie

Quote from: ReBurninator on June 29, 2005, 09:01:31 AM
Quote from: Jessie on June 29, 2005, 08:31:41 AM
I had diet coke with my donuts, then I ate a few sunflower seeds.  I really like sunflower seeds.  I wish they didn't make such a gross mess, because I'd eat them all the time if I could.
I buy the sunflower kernals.  My opinion is that when eating sunflower seeds that are still in the shell the payoff usually isn't worth the work involved.
But they taste better.  You have to get the taste of teh salt and the shell.  Also, it's good for smokers, because it takes a lot of time, but you eat so little that it's not going to make you fat.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ReBurn

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Quote from: Jessie on June 29, 2005, 09:13:41 AM
Quote from: ReBurninator on June 29, 2005, 09:01:31 AM
Quote from: Jessie on June 29, 2005, 08:31:41 AM
I had diet coke with my donuts, then I ate a few sunflower seeds.  I really like sunflower seeds.  I wish they didn't make such a gross mess, because I'd eat them all the time if I could.
I buy the sunflower kernals.  My opinion is that when eating sunflower seeds that are still in the shell the payoff usually isn't worth the work involved.
But they taste better.  You have to get the taste of teh salt and the shell.  Also, it's good for smokers, because it takes a lot of time, but you eat so little that it's not going to make you fat.
That's what they tell you, anyway.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Beefy

Vitamins, supplements, and a root beer.

DownSouth

16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

meredith


Jessie

I wish I had a quarter.  I want candy.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

meredith

Quote from: Jessie on June 29, 2005, 11:48:27 AM
I wish I had a quarter.  I want candy.

* hattmoward throws a quarter at Jessie

Beefy

Quote from: hattmoward on June 29, 2005, 11:49:53 AM
Quote from: Jessie on June 29, 2005, 11:48:27 AM
I wish I had a quarter.  I want candy.

* hattmoward throws a quarter at Jessie

Do not confuse Jessie with a laptop.

Alice

I had a Starbucks Coffee Mint Mocha Frappuccino bottled coffee drink.

I know.  I'm ashamed of myself too.  But it's so good.

nishi

i just had pringles for lunch. muh.

two observations:

pringles are not as wide as they used to be.

it is still pleasing to pretend to be a backwards pez dispenser by setting the pringle on your tongue and sliding back into your mouth before biting down on it.
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

Alice

Quote from: nishi on June 29, 2005, 12:00:25 PM
i just had pringles for lunch. muh.

two observations:

pringles are not as wide as they used to be.

it is still pleasing to pretend to be a backwards pez dispenser by setting the pringle on your tongue and sliding back into your mouth before biting down on it.

I've never done that.  I just do the duck.

Jessie

Quote from: aliceliddell on June 29, 2005, 12:02:13 PM
Quote from: nishi on June 29, 2005, 12:00:25 PM
i just had pringles for lunch. muh.

two observations:

pringles are not as wide as they used to be.

it is still pleasing to pretend to be a backwards pez dispenser by setting the pringle on your tongue and sliding back into your mouth before biting down on it.

I've never done that.  I just do the duck.

I was going to say that.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

DownSouth

I can't fit my damn hand in the Pringles can.  What's the duck?
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Jessie

we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

cnamon

Quote from: DownSouth on June 29, 2005, 12:10:01 PM
I can't fit my damn hand in the Pringles can.  What's the duck?

Alice

I love Boston market.  *drools*

ReBurn

Quote from: aliceliddell on June 29, 2005, 12:50:12 PM
I love Boston market.  *drools*
Good thing they have that glass thing covering the food.  It would be bad if you drooled in the gravy.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Alice

Quote from: ReBurninator on June 29, 2005, 01:01:57 PM
Quote from: aliceliddell on June 29, 2005, 12:50:12 PM
I love Boston market.  *drools*
Good thing they have that glass thing covering the food.  It would be bad if you drooled in the gravy.

Nah - it would be fine.  I'm told my spit tastes like strawberries.  And it has magical healing powers.

meredith

Quote from: aliceliddell on June 29, 2005, 01:03:06 PM
Quote from: ReBurninator on June 29, 2005, 01:01:57 PM
Quote from: aliceliddell on June 29, 2005, 12:50:12 PM
I love Boston market.  *drools*
Good thing they have that glass thing covering the food.  It would be bad if you drooled in the gravy.

Nah - it would be fine.  I'm told my spit tastes like strawberries.  And it has magical healing powers.

It's true! I take a little jar over and collect her drool every night.