pita

[nishi]

so, theoretically, pita pockets seem like a really good idea. you can stuff them full of things you might not put in a sandwich (today i have tabouli salad, for instance, with tomatoes and feta cheese).

but when push comes to shove, so to speak - pitas are misleading. about 5 bites into them, and your desk is covered with tabouli. they completely disintegrate, and that helpful looking pocket blows open.

they're still really good, though.

[ignom]

Pitas are good with grilled chicken breasts and swiss cheese and honey mustard.

[Jessie]

Pitas are good with grilled chicken breasts and swiss cheese and honey mustard.

That sounds good.

Can we get some mayo instead of honey mustard and maybe a slice of tomato?

[nishi]

but the tomato is where it becomes dangerous.

[Jessie]

but the tomato is where it becomes dangerous.

That's true for sandwiches and burgers too.

The tomato fucks everything up with its succulent juices.

[nishi]

bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwiches with mayonnaise are legendary in their Falling-Apart-ness.

[ignom]

If god had intended for tomatoes to go on a sandwich he would have made them out of meat.

[Jessie]

If god had intended for tomatoes to go on a sandwich he would have made them out of meat.

hahahaha

[Alice]

You need to de-seed tomatoes before putting them on a sandwich.

[Beefy]

GIS for pita.  Paging eo!

[nishi]

GIS for pita.  Paging eo!

is that girl on the left nailed by her stole to the doorway, or is she alone standing in a really brisk breeze?

[eo000]

GIS for pita.  Paging eo!

is that girl on the left nailed by her stole to the doorway, or is she alone standing in a really brisk breeze?

haha. that's not part of the costume. she brought it back with her from the bathroom. 

[dazie]

Nishi- I've discovered if I warm the pita a little first before putting in the succulent goodness it works better.  Kinda like steaming a tortilla before making a burrito.

That said- I usually just cut the pita up and use it to scoop up hummous and tzatziki.

[Gamplayerx]

If you coat the interior of the pita with hummus first, then add some tabouleh, then a couple of falafels, and drizzle with tahini, you may get better results.

[ignom]

Why ruin a perfectly good pita by putting hummus on it?

[Alice]

Why ruin a perfectly good pita by putting hummus on it?

Because if you don't eat hummus, then the terrorists have won.

[nishi]

Why ruin a perfectly good pita by putting hummus on it?

Because if you don't eat hummus, then the terrorists have won.

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