Screech on Screech

[cnamon]

No, I don't have anything better to do right now.

[cnamon]

Bayern, Deustchland: Hallo Mr. Screech!

I be a majors fann of yours from Germany!! MY English is not hot so, please be forgiving, I practice watching Saved By The Ringaling! Are you coming to Europes soon???

Thanks mauch!, Doog!

Dustin Diamond: Ich würde lieben zu besuchen. Danke für Ihre Unterstützung. Mein Deutsch ist nicht auch nicht das größte.

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Jersey City, NJ: Toby McGuire did an excellent job on SNL as Screech on "Inside the Actors Studio". Have you ever been approached to be on either show?

Dustin Diamond: Not Yet. But I did see it and thought it was funny.

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Danimal, Washington, D.C.: I heard a rumor. Is Bob Saget your father?

Dustin Diamond: You know where daddy is? Please tell him I miss him.

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Kennedy Center: Can you make a cameo as the Nats' "Screech" someday? Now THAT would fill RFK...

Dustin Diamond: I'll come up with something.

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Burbank, Calif.: Did anyone from the SBTB cast get fat?

Dustin Diamond: In Hollywood EGO tends to be the fattest thing.

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Secaucus, NJ: Hey, you stole this from Mitch Hedberg! God rest his soul...
"Dustin Diamond: When I shoot pool and I make a great shot, I act like meant to do it."


Dustin Diamond: Mitch was a great comic, indeed. But alas this is what's known in the biz as a 'Street Joke' or Stock. Mitch was a pioneer and he will be missed but I heard that OBSERVATION (not really a joke) when I was young


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Underused, DC: Would SBTB been more or less successful if they had cast an 8 foot tall baby eagle instead of you?

Dustin Diamond: Way more successful.

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Rockville, Md.: I find the need to watch Save by the Bell every morning before going to work in the morning. I won't let my wife change the channel until I see Kelly. What should I do about this??

Dustin Diamond: Get Broadband.

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Todd, Washington, D.C.: Back in the day you were the geeky guy and Mario Lopez was the stud athlete. Now that Lopez is hosting the male equivalent of "The View," do you feel redeemed?

Dustin Diamond: Acting is just that, acting. Pretending. The catch is, a lot of these Hollywood star types are doing they're best acting off stage. I pretend to be dorky on screen for a job. They pretend to be strong and confident to get through the day.

[cnamon]

Tenleytown, Washington, D.C.: You've starred in sitcoms and movies, you are a professional chess player, you are a musician, and you are a great stand-up comedian. You must be pretty busy. Do you have anytime for romance?

Dustin Diamond: My lady and I work very closely. The key to a good relationship when you're in this business is having someone who can be with you on the road.

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Bethesda, Md.: Screech, how did you get so good at chess? Did Mark dress up as Russians so he could throw the match? Mike Kearns looks like you.

Dustin Diamond: They wrote chess into the show because they knew I was a good player and figured it would be a geeky thing for Screech to do as well. There are a host of strange chess guys out there indeed. I enjoy the game but don't obsess over it. It is as close to perfection as you can get. No luck. No randomness. You can't cheat. Perfect.

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Philadelphia, PA: Now we all know the moon is not made of green cheese. But would you eat it if it were made of barbeque spare ribs?

Dustin Diamond: Pizza.

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Chantilly, VA: Do you think now you have the opportunity to wrestle as Dustin "The Eagle" Diamond? Would you please?

Dustin Diamond: I have always enjoyed wrestling but the internet comes up with some weird things. For instance, on IMDB it says I portrayed myself at Wrestlemania 2000 (16). I wasn't working. I was in the audiance to watch Mick Foley rock the house. Mick and I are friends and wrestling was at it's best during his reign.

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Silver Spring, MD: have you played chess with Wu Tang? Who's the best at chess, RZA, GZA, Meth.....

Dustin Diamond: Not yet but would love too.

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Southbridge, MA: Who would win a fight in the prime of their geekiness, Screech or Steve Erkil?

Dustin Diamond: Jaleel is a great guy but the world will have to speculate for a while longer.

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Birmingham, AL: Dustin,
Thanks for being on today. Would you mind telling us where in the world you got some of the crazy outfits that Screech used to wear? Did you find them yourself or did wardrobe make you wear them?

Dustin Diamond: Wardrobe is responsible for all of the wackyness. I have no clue where they got those things from. Showbiz weird.

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Dustin Diamond: OK GUYS THIS IS IT. THE LAST MESSAGE.
I tried to answer them all and I hope you have enjoyed. Be sure to visit my website coming back up soon...

trustthedust.com

and be sure to "Trust The Dust"


Alexandria, VA: Just curious. Where are you writing these answers from? The palatial Diamond estate on an LA hillside? The back of a tour bus? A Kinkos in some backwater town waiting for a show to start? Mr. Belding's office? The Oval Office?

Give us a little insight into Dustin's daily life.

Dustin Diamond: I'm writing this from the secret lair of the Washington Screech...

[Jessie]

Dottie needs some entertainment.

[cnamon]

Dottie needs some entertainment.

I know.

[Jessie]

Here, be entertained by this guy who is a dumbass and trying to cyber me:

him - did you father molest you

me - not that i can recall

him - good

him - what made you say tha stuff then

[eo000]

thank you for that. it was great!!!

[Gamplayerx]

Screech is a pretty funny guy.

[ignom]

He sounds kinda bitter to me.

[Gamplayerx]

Bitter is funny!

[Jessie]

Bitter is funny!

You'd think that anyone that hangs out here would know that by now.

[DownSouth]

Saved by the Bell:  The college years was on this morning.  I can't believe it got cancelled!

[Beefy]

Bitter is funny!

You'd think that anyone that hangs out here would know that by now.

+1

[dazie]

That was pretty funny.  He reminds me of some people here...

[eo000]

I'm going to see him tonight at Connxtions Comedy Club.

http://www.connxtionscomedyclub.com/

my brother-in-law (my sister's husband, not my wife's brother) works there and got us comped seats.

I'm hoping he's buffed up like carrot top did.

[Gamplayerx]

If he's all scary veiny, I sincerely hope you get pictures.

[dazie]

In that picture he looks like Patrick-who-thinks-I-am-fat.  Except Screech has hair.

I sincerely hope Screech isn't as much of a jerk.

[Listener]

I know someone who has seen him perform, and she says he is very funny.

[Gamplayerx]

Who is Patrick-who-thinks-I am-fat?

[dazie]

He's my friend Christo's best friend.  I met him the same time I met Chris, 20 years ago.  We all got together one weekend in San Francisco at Chris' house a few years back and his reaction to me was that I'm fat now.  My reaction to that was that he's a bald dickweed now and I'd made the right choice all those years ago by going out with Chris instead.

[Gamplayerx]

Gee.  What a swell guy!

[eo000]

He really wasn't that good.  He did have a funny bit about banging grandmothers.

[Gamplayerx]

Him banging grandmothers or grandmothers banging?

[eo000]

Him banging grandmothers or grandmothers banging?

first he talked about him banging grandmothers, then just banging old ladies in general.

[Gamplayerx]

Him banging grandmothers or grandmothers banging?

first he talked about him banging grandmothers, then just banging old ladies in general.

Hot!