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Started by dazie, July 31, 2007, 02:59:22 PM

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dazie

July 31, 2007, 02:59:22 PM
One of my coworkers came into my office earlier, holding a box of these:



She asked if I'd put it on her desk, and I said no.  She then asked if I wanted them, as she's not terribly fond of turtles.  I said no, as I love turtles and all I need is that extra temptation. 

A couple of minutes later I looked at the corner of my desk and saw the box of turtles sitting there.  WTF SUSAN!  I SAID NO.  So I picked it up and took it back to her office.  Her box of turtles was on her desk.  We'd each gotten a box.

So there was an anonymous turtle-dropping (snicker) in my hallway today.  Very odd.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Jessie

#1
July 31, 2007, 03:32:10 PM
Send them my way.  I love them, and I'm in a depression eating binge as of late.  I think I've had fast food every day for the last ten days at least.  I love coping mechanisms!
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

dazie

#2
July 31, 2007, 03:33:59 PM
Oh I'm eating them. 

Well, I WILL be eating them.  I haven't started yet, but I know once I open the box they're going to scream at me.

Yeah- coping mechanisms are GREAT.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Alice

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July 31, 2007, 03:54:56 PM

Jessie

#4
July 31, 2007, 04:00:39 PM
Quote from: Alice on July 31, 2007, 03:54:56 PM

I thought the same thing.  I also think he's super cute.  Not hot, mind you, but cute.  He does look nice without a shirt, though.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Beefy

#5
July 31, 2007, 04:37:27 PM
k?

Gamplayerx

#6
July 31, 2007, 07:06:33 PM
I was told today that I can't eat chewy or crunchy stuff for at least the next two weeks.  I have no idea what I'm going to have for breakfast.  Boo.

Beefy

#7
July 31, 2007, 07:08:46 PM
Welcome to the land of Cream of Wheat!

Jessie

#8
July 31, 2007, 07:21:44 PM
What a sad and desolate land it is.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Gamplayerx

#9
July 31, 2007, 08:26:32 PM
I'm racking my brain trying to figure out what the hell will replace the complex carbohydrates in carrots and the protein in beef jerky, plus all the other cruchy stuff I usually eat for breakfast.  I have no idea what I'm going to do tomorrow.  With my luck, I'll have some spectacular hypoglycemic crash.

VikingJuice

#10
July 31, 2007, 10:15:02 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 31, 2007, 04:37:27 PM
k?

Character from Scrubs.  Dr. Turk, sometimes called Turkleton.

PS.  Umm, spelling?  <<Raises hand>>

dazie

#11
July 31, 2007, 10:16:42 PM
For some reason as a child I chose to call turtles "turkles" so to this day I have to remind myself what they're really called when I speak of them.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

VikingJuice

#12
July 31, 2007, 10:22:59 PM
Quote from: dazie on July 31, 2007, 10:16:42 PM
For some reason as a child I chose to call turtles "turkles" so to this day I have to remind myself what they're really called when I speak of them.

Be sure you eat all your pasketti for dinner.

eo000

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August 01, 2007, 06:08:45 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 31, 2007, 08:26:32 PM
I'm racking my brain trying to figure out what the hell will replace the complex carbohydrates in carrots and the protein in beef jerky, plus all the other cruchy stuff I usually eat for breakfast.  I have no idea what I'm going to do tomorrow.  With my luck, I'll have some spectacular hypoglycemic crash.
same stuff, but through a blender.
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