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You know, I think that if there was a person you didn't like, and you handed them Wasabi Peas and a Vernor's ginger ale, and told them to inhale the smell of Vernor's through their nose and then take a bite of the Wasabi Peas and then exhale through their nose, you could kill them and totally get away with it.

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Started by Bishamonten, February 16, 2007, 12:34:03 PM

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swolt

Quote from: dazie on February 20, 2007, 09:52:11 AM
Quote from: dazie on February 19, 2007, 11:03:36 PM
Keystone Light and Coors Light are both like making love in a canoe.

Oh come on- isnt' anyone going to bite?

How is Keystone and Coors like making love in a canoe?
A clever man commits no minor blunders.

Gamplayerx

Quote from: dazie on February 20, 2007, 09:52:11 AM
Quote from: dazie on February 19, 2007, 11:03:36 PM
Keystone Light and Coors Light are both like making love in a canoe.

Oh come on- isnt' anyone going to bite?
Fine.  I'll be your straight man.

Why are Keystone Light and Coors Light both like making love in a canoe?

(p.s. I already know the punch line)

dazie

THEY'RE BOTH FUCKING CLOSE TO WATER!

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

ReBurn

11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

swolt

hi my name is swolt. I'm chopped liver
A clever man commits no minor blunders.

dazie

One of my sailors told me that.  It's even funnier if you say it with a Kiwi accent.

Quote from: swolt on February 20, 2007, 09:58:02 AM
hi my name is swolt. I'm chopped liver

?
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Gamplayerx

Quote from: swolt on February 20, 2007, 09:58:02 AM
hi my name is swolt. I'm chopped liver
I totally didn't see your post before my post.  Weird. 

Oh, and nice to meet you, Chopped Liver.

swolt

Quote from: Gamplayerx on February 20, 2007, 10:02:01 AM
Quote from: swolt on February 20, 2007, 09:58:02 AM
hi my name is swolt. I'm chopped liver
I totally didn't see your post before my post.  Weird. 

Oh, and nice to meet you, Chopped Liver.

I still love you
A clever man commits no minor blunders.

meredith

making love is always a win for me   :P

Alice

Quote from: dazie on February 20, 2007, 09:52:11 AM
Quote from: dazie on February 19, 2007, 11:03:36 PM
Keystone Light and Coors Light are both like making love in a canoe.

Oh come on- isnt' anyone going to bite?
/me bites dazie.

meredith

birch beer...


tastes like root beer to me    :???: