Butters

[Jessie]

So, my new friend Donald recently moved back to Etown from Georgia.  He brought with him four Greyhounds and a cat.  Turns out his mom has a deathly fear of cats.  Well, just so happens that I love cats, but haven't got one yet because of the crazy expensive pet deposit.

Well, Butters the cat was on her way to a shelter, and I said, "Oh I wish I could take her for you, but the deposit....blah blah blah"

Turns out that it's worth it to Donald to pay the deposit to keep her out of a shelter.  So, moral of the story is that as of Wednesday or Thursday, Timothy and I will expand our family by one.

Now to reinforce the guinea pig cage...

[ReBurn]

Good deal!

You should teach the guinea pigs kung fu.  No sense doing for them what they can do themselves.

[Gamplayerx]

Congrats!  Why is she called Butters?

[Beefy]

[Jessie]

That's right.

[swolt]

awww hopscotch 

[Infobahn]

Get rid of the mom.

[Jessie]

But I want the cat!

[Gamplayerx]

I don't get it.  From what I've gleaned, the cat's a she and that South Park character is not.  So, I'm assuming the South Park character has some sort of defining comedic personality.  But I don't know what it is.

[DownSouth]

I don't get it.  From what I've gleaned, the cat's a she and that South Park character is not.  So, I'm assuming the South Park character has some sort of defining comedic personality.  But I don't know what it is.

His name is Butters.  Don't keep the cat in a cage.

[Jessie]

Donald is bring Butters over tonight!  I'm so excited.  I told Timothy that there's a surprise coming, but not what it is.

[Beefy]

Donald is bring Butters over tonight!  I'm so excited.  I told Timothy that there's a surprise coming, but not what it is.

If you don't sate Gamp's curiosity she's going to kill you.

[Jessie]

Uh, I guess Donald liked Butters on South Park and decided to name the cat that?

I have no idea.

[Gamplayerx]

Donald is clearly a loon.

[Jessie]

She is a giant.  And this picture doesn't do it justice, but her non gray, non white fur is nearly pink.  I've never seen a cat this color before.

[BigDun]

Oh My God! I think that cat ate the foot of the person who is sitting on the couch!

[dazie]

Evil eyeball cat.

[Jessie]

I gave her a can of tuna.  She ate half and hid the rest under the rug. 

Now she's sitting on the couch, quite regally, intently watching poker.

[Dry then Catch]

This is a good opportunity for another lesson in responsiblity for Timothy.  Threaten to sell that cat to the Chinese or Mexican restaurant nearby if he doesn't do a good job taking care of it. 

[Jessie]

She slept in my bed last night.

She likes me, she really likes me!

[Gamplayerx]

She slept in my bed last night.

She likes me, she really likes me!

First mistake.  Never let the beasties sleep in the bed.

She's very pretty.  Sort of calico'ish.

[Jessie]

But I like having the critters snuggle in the bed with me.  I wish I had a gigantic dog to sleep at my feet. 

[Gamplayerx]

Sure.  Soft and snuggly.  Until the night when you DON'T want her to sleep with you.

[DownSouth]

Sure.  Soft and snuggly.  Until the night when you DON'T want her to sleep with you.

Is this a dorking thing?

[Jessie]

Sure.  Soft and snuggly.  Until the night when you DON'T want her to sleep with you.

Is this a dorking thing?

Yeah...not a lot of that going on at my house, generally, so I'm gonna go with letting the critters in the bed.