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Started by dazie, October 13, 2006, 11:01:41 PM

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dazie

1.  Fantastically funny
2.  Reminded me of dc in some ways, but not the "gay & lives in France" part
3.  Gave me my most uncomfortable moment yet as the mother of a teenaged son (who was sitting next to me) He explained what the term "rusty trombone" means.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Jessie

You took Tim?

Did he love it?

Did you tie Kate up in the car?
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Alice

Quote from: Jessie on October 13, 2006, 11:20:38 PM
You took Tim?

Did he love it?

Did you tie Kate up in the car?
Screw that... 

dc is gay and lives in France?!?!?!?!?!?

Infobahn

Quote from: Alice on October 13, 2006, 11:42:03 PM
Quote from: Jessie on October 13, 2006, 11:20:38 PM
You took Tim?

Did he love it?

Did you tie Kate up in the car?
Screw that... 

dc is gay and lives in France?!?!?!?!?!?

That's just the start of what you don't know about dc...

dazie

Quote from: Jessie on October 13, 2006, 11:20:38 PM
You took Tim?

Did he love it?

Did you tie Kate up in the car?

I did.
He did.
She spent the night at a friend's house.

I thought I'd shrivel up from mortification when someone asked what a rusty trombone meant.  Thanks to Beefy, I already knew and was hoping nobody would ask.

I must say, he (David Sedaris, not Beefy) is a bit more, um... "earthy" live than he is on NPR. 
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

dazie

Quote from: Alice on October 13, 2006, 11:42:03 PM
Quote from: Jessie on October 13, 2006, 11:20:38 PM
You took Tim?

Did he love it?

Did you tie Kate up in the car?
Screw that... 

dc is gay and lives in France?!?!?!?!?!?

No.  DC is David Sedaris.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?