OMG I NEED THIS!!!

[JJ]

Man, big tits straining against the thin fabric of a T-shirt are just plain awesome.

UNLESS it highlights some weird-ass shape or googley-nipples.

One of the best examples I can think of is that baseball player's wife.

Homer gargle

[Bennyhana]

Only yuppies get too old to wear t-shirts.

We're not yuppies, we're dinks.

Divorced Indian (but) Naturalized Crooners.


It's actually spelled DINC.

[Jessie]

If a few people are actually interested in this shirt, I may be able to get them for $10 each, if we can get enough people interested.