OMG I NEED THIS!!!

[Alice]

[Jessie]

I want one, too!

[Alice]

$20

http://www.glarkware.com/securestore/c181845p16832531.2.html

[Beefy]

hahaha

[Jessie]

Secret Santa!  I'd probably wear a large, assuming it'll shrink. 

That's all I'm sayin.

[Alice]

Secret Santa!  I'd probably wear a large, assuming it'll shrink. 

That's all I'm sayin.

If it's only in guys, then I'd need an XL because guys shirts don't make room for boobs.  Or they do that 3 wrinkles inbetween the middle of my boobs thing.

[Jessie]

Lucky for me, I don't have much in the way of boobs.

I can probably do a medium in guys.

[Alice]

Lucky for me, I don't have much in the way of boobs.

I can probably do a medium in guys.

Now that I've lost some weight, I can't do guys shirts anymore.  They look retarded.  If I buy it the right size for my shoulders and midsection - the boobs are waaaaay too tight.  If I buy them big enough for the boobs, then the shoulders and midsection make me look preggo.

[Jessie]

I just look sloppy in most guys tshirts now.  I'm too chubby to wear them tight and cute, and too thin to wear them baggier.

[Alice]

I just look sloppy in most guys tshirts now.  I'm too chubby to wear them tight and cute, and too thin to wear them baggier.

[Jessie]

I don't get it.

[Alice]

I don't get it.

Oh, I misread what you said.  I thought you said you were too chubby to wear them tight, and too cute and thin to wear them baggy.  I was jsut happy for you.

[Jessie]

HAHA you know me, always referring to myself as cute and thin.

[Gamplayerx]

You're too old to wear t-shirts anymore, anyway.  <---- that's directed at Jessie, not anyone else, by the way.

[Jessie]

I need to get into polyester, I think.

[Beefy]

There is nothing wrong with tight-shirted boobs.

Unless they're man boobs.

[Gamplayerx]

I need to get into polyester, I think.

Us old fogies are more into silk and cashmere these days. 

[Alice]

Only yuppies get too old to wear t-shirts.

[Bennyhana]

There is nothing wrong with tight-shirted boobs.

Unless they're man boobs.

That's why I wear a 2XL.  No tight shirts on my man boobs.

[Gamplayerx]

Only yuppies get too old to wear t-shirts.

We're not yuppies, we're dinks.

[Beefy]

There is nothing wrong with tight-shirted boobs.

Unless they're man boobs.

That's why I wear a 2XL.  No tight shirts on my man boobs.

Ditto.

[Alice]

Only yuppies get too old to wear t-shirts.

We're not yuppies, we're dinks.

Hahaha, what are dinks?

[Gamplayerx]

Only yuppies get too old to wear t-shirts.

We're not yuppies, we're dinks.

Hahaha, what are dinks?

Double income, no kids.

[Alice]

Only yuppies get too old to wear t-shirts.

We're not yuppies, we're dinks.

Hahaha, what are dinks?

Double income, no kids.

Ohhhhhhh... yeah, that would be nice.

[SockmonkeyHolocaust]

Man, big tits straining against the thin fabric of a T-shirt are just plain awesome.

[JJ]

Man, big tits straining against the thin fabric of a T-shirt are just plain awesome.

UNLESS it highlights some weird-ass shape or googley-nipples.

One of the best examples I can think of is that baseball player's wife.

Homer gargle

[Bennyhana]

Only yuppies get too old to wear t-shirts.

We're not yuppies, we're dinks.

Divorced Indian (but) Naturalized Crooners.


It's actually spelled DINC.

[Jessie]

If a few people are actually interested in this shirt, I may be able to get them for $10 each, if we can get enough people interested.