I Want Krystal

[Listener]

Krystal.  White Castle, if you prefer.  One of the most awesomest fast food joints on the planet, and not just because there was a movie made about them (which I may watch tonight for lack of anything better to do).

I crave Krystal.  Very very much.

But I've been so good.  I've eaten fast-food twice -- one burger, one Arby's sub -- in three weeks.

NO!  I must be strong and not give into the Krystal side.

There's only one thing to do:  pick up something else that's taste-tacular but not fast food.

www.mamafus.com

Heh heh heh.

[BigDun]

Keep a copy of Super Size Me laying around for your moments of weakness.

[Listener]

Keep a copy of Super Size Me laying around for your moments of weakness.

Ha!  I need no Morgan Spurlock to fight my cravings!  I have...

*trumpet sting*

WILLPOWER!

Actually, I just have the urge to keep off any weight I lost while being sick.  But it's the same thing, if you average it out.

[Jessie]

Ok, I know we've been over this, but it obviously needs to be revisited.

Krystal is nowhere near in the same league as White Castle. White Castle is FAR superior.

[dazie]

pshaw.  I've never heard of Krystal and wouldn't use White Castle's grease to lube my car.

In 'n Out baybee!

[ReBurn]

Ok, I know we've been over this, but it obviously needs to be revisited.

Krystal is nowhere near in the same league as White Castle. White Castle is FAR inferior.

Yeah, that's right.

[meredith]

I've never witnessed an In 'n Out restaurant before, but they score points just for the name.

[VikingJuice]

Krystal.  White Castle, if you prefer.  One of the most awesomest fast food joints on the planet, and not just because there was a movie made about them (which I may watch tonight for lack of anything better to do).

I crave Krystal.  Very very much.

But I've been so good.  I've eaten fast-food twice -- one burger, one Arby's sub -- in three weeks.

NO!  I must be strong and not give into the Krystal side.

There's only one thing to do:  pick up something else that's taste-tacular but not fast food.

www.mamafus.com

Heh heh heh.

If you go to Subway and get either the roast beef, or the ham and turkey, and avoid cheese and mayo, load up on veggies, you can have a foot and then some for minimal calories.  I've been doing that a lot on my Weight Watchers plan and 2 foot longs represent about 2/3 of my day's meal allowance.  Apparently, they are fairly low in calories and fat.  Jared was on to something.

[Gamplayerx]

I'm hungry.  And my husband froze the bacon.  *grumble*

[meredith]

I'm hungry.  And my husband froze the bacon.  *grumble*

It's time to trade him for a man who can respect bacon.

[Gamplayerx]

He was "saving" it for me.

[ReBurn]

He did a great job.

[Beefy]

Now I want Wendy's.

[Gamplayerx]

I had a frozen soft taco instead. 

[meredith]

Now I want Wendy's.

Good stuff.

Have you seen the ads with the little square dude?  He calls himself beefy in a few of them.

[Listener]

Krystal.  White Castle, if you prefer.  One of the most awesomest fast food joints on the planet, and not just because there was a movie made about them (which I may watch tonight for lack of anything better to do).

I crave Krystal.  Very very much.

But I've been so good.  I've eaten fast-food twice -- one burger, one Arby's sub -- in three weeks.

NO!  I must be strong and not give into the Krystal side.

There's only one thing to do:  pick up something else that's taste-tacular but not fast food.

www.mamafus.com

Heh heh heh.

If you go to Subway and get either the roast beef, or the ham and turkey, and avoid cheese and mayo, load up on veggies, you can have a foot and then some for minimal calories.  I've been doing that a lot on my Weight Watchers plan and 2 foot longs represent about 2/3 of my day's meal allowance.  Apparently, they are fairly low in calories and fat.  Jared was on to something.

That's all well and good, except that Subway is the American version of Chinese food.  You're starving an hour or two later.

Or is that just me?

[Beefy]

Now I want Wendy's.

Good stuff.

Have you seen the ads with the little square dude?  He calls himself beefy in a few of them.

No. 

I had the bacon/mushroom burger.  Tasty.

[ignom]

Now I want Wendy's.

Good stuff.

Have you seen the ads with the little square dude?  He calls himself beefy in a few of them.

No. 

I had the bacon/mushroom burger.  Tasty.

I thought you didn't eat meat.

[meredith]

Now I want Wendy's.

Good stuff.

Have you seen the ads with the little square dude?  He calls himself beefy in a few of them.

No. 

I had the bacon/mushroom burger.  Tasty.

I thought you didn't eat meat.

Doesn't count when bacon is in play.

[VikingJuice]

Now I want Wendy's.

Good stuff.

Have you seen the ads with the little square dude?  He calls himself beefy in a few of them.

No. 

I had the bacon/mushroom burger.  Tasty.

I thought you didn't eat meat.

He's started eating meat a tad for the protein side.  It was a health issue.  I never understood his vegan thing anyway.  If God didn't want us eating meat, he wouldn't have made cows taste so good!

[Beefy]

Now I want Wendy's.

Good stuff.

Have you seen the ads with the little square dude?  He calls himself beefy in a few of them.

No. 

I had the bacon/mushroom burger.  Tasty.

I thought you didn't eat meat.

He's started eating meat a tad for the protein side.  It was a health issue.  I never understood his vegan thing anyway.  If God didn't want us eating meat, he wouldn't have made cows taste so good!

I was never Vegan, I was vegetarian, and I'll probably go back to it one day when I can get my insides under control.

[DownSouth]

Now I want Wendy's.

Good stuff.

Have you seen the ads with the little square dude?  He calls himself beefy in a few of them.

No. 

I had the bacon/mushroom burger.  Tasty.

I thought you didn't eat meat.

He's started eating meat a tad for the protein side.  It was a health issue.  I never understood his vegan thing anyway.  If God didn't want us eating meat, he wouldn't have made cows taste so good!

I was never Vegan, I was vegetarian, and I'll probably go back to it one day when I can get my insides under control.

Veggieloaf forever!!!!!!!  Krystal is gross and we don't have them here.  I tried it once on the way to Alabama with an ex.  We both threw it out.

[ReBurn]

Now I want Wendy's.

Good stuff.

Have you seen the ads with the little square dude?  He calls himself beefy in a few of them.

No. 

I had the bacon/mushroom burger.  Tasty.

I thought you didn't eat meat.

He's started eating meat a tad for the protein side.  It was a health issue.  I never understood his vegan thing anyway.  If God didn't want us eating meat, he wouldn't have made cows taste so good!

I was never Vegan, I was vegetarian, and I'll probably go back to it one day when I can get my insides under control.

Veggieloaf forever!!!!!!!  Krystal is gross and we don't have them here.  I tried it once on the way to Alabama with an ex.  We both threw it out.

Hushomout.

[DownSouth]

Now I want Wendy's.

Good stuff.

Have you seen the ads with the little square dude?  He calls himself beefy in a few of them.

No. 

I had the bacon/mushroom burger.  Tasty.

I thought you didn't eat meat.

He's started eating meat a tad for the protein side.  It was a health issue.  I never understood his vegan thing anyway.  If God didn't want us eating meat, he wouldn't have made cows taste so good!

I was never Vegan, I was vegetarian, and I'll probably go back to it one day when I can get my insides under control.

Veggieloaf forever!!!!!!!  Krystal is gross and we don't have them here.  I tried it once on the way to Alabama with an ex.  We both threw it out.

Hushomout.

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[ReBurn]

The ending of that movie is very good.