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My bunny is sick :(

Started by Jessie, October 25, 2005, 06:53:41 PM

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Jessie

I think that they lied to me about how old she is.  She's apparently gone blind in one eye, I think she's having trouble going to the bathroom, she's not excited about the tomato I gave her, and I think she's having trouble getting around (that's hard to say because she's always been rather lethargic). 

The baby, on the other hand, does laps around the dining room area when I let her out, and she's nearly impossible to catch.  She also eats...like a pig.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

dazie

 :-\

I"m sorry to hear that.  Would you like my Great Dane?
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Jessie

I don't think he'd fit in the cage.
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DariusMDeV

What has your veterinarian told you?

Jessie

I haven't had her to the vet.  I might call someone tomorrow.  I don't have a vet.  I also don't have money, especially since I've missed so much work lately.
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nishi

you might call the 24-hour emergency vet. i have to say that they have bailed me out over the phone more than once. of course, i have also paid them thousands and thousands of dollars when i've had to go in there in the middle of the night, too, so i think we're even....

but they can be very helpful.
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

DariusMDeV

Where do you live?  I may know a guy if it's somewhere in Michigan.

Jessie

Quote from: DariusMDeV on October 25, 2005, 08:06:53 PM
Where do you live?  I may know a guy if it's somewhere in Michigan Kentucky.

Score!
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DariusMDeV

I know a Pashmina of Pandas who liveth in Kantuck.  She's probably got a guy.

VikingJuice

Quote from: Jessie on October 25, 2005, 06:53:41 PM
I think that they lied to me about how old she is.  She's apparently gone blind in one eye, I think she's having trouble going to the bathroom, she's not excited about the tomato I gave her, and I think she's having trouble getting around (that's hard to say because she's always been rather lethargic). 

The baby, on the other hand, does laps around the dining room area when I let her out, and she's nearly impossible to catch.  She also eats...like a pig.

I had a flashback to my childhood when I read that you fed your rabbit tomatos.  I read Bunnicula about 5 times in gradeschool.

Jessie

I should clarify that my bunny is actually a guinea pig.  I think she's been unwell since I got her, actually.  The differences in her and Little Bit are quite severe.  When I got Bunny she was skinny.  I thought she was underfed.  I feed them very well and you can still feel her ribs.  Little Bit is a butterball and she gets fatter every day.  When I put Bunny out of the cage, she just sits there.  Little Bit sprints around like a crackhead. 

I think she's just old, to tell you the truth.  They told me she was about a year old when I got her.  I think they lied and just didn't want her because she's kind of dull in her old age.

She's very lethargic now, and if you lay her on her side, she can't roll over.
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VikingJuice

Quote from: Jessie on October 25, 2005, 08:53:54 PM
I should clarify that my bunny is actually a guinea pig.  I think she's been unwell since I got her, actually.  The differences in her and Little Bit are quite severe.  When I got Bunny she was skinny.  I thought she was underfed.  I feed them very well and you can still feel her ribs.  Little Bit is a butterball and she gets fatter every day.  When I put Bunny out of the cage, she just sits there.  Little Bit sprints around like a crackhead. 

I think she's just old, to tell you the truth.  They told me she was about a year old when I got her.  I think they lied and just didn't want her because she's kind of dull in her old age.

She's very lethargic now, and if you lay her on her side, she can't roll over.

I'm sorry your "Bunny' is feeling poorly.  I know how it is to form that attachment to a pet.  I've had my heart broken sooo many times by having a pet fade and then pass.  It sucks. 

Be sure you "love him and hold him and hug him and squeeze him and call him GEORGE."  :D

Jessie

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ReBurn

Asking Fark first?  Good call.

I hope your rodent gets better, Jessie.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Jessie

I called the 24 hour vet.  $92 to walk through the door, and they can only give her fluids and o2 til the morning when she'd be transferred to a different clinic that works with exotics.

I have to work both jobs tomorrow, so I don't have time to take her to the vet.  Unless I miss work.  AGAIN.  And I've missed so much work lately with car wrecks and faulty body parts...I'm so screwed.

I've gotten two offers to pay vet bills and one offer for a fark sponsorship, though.  To house so many bastards, fark's also a real haven of caring, generous people.

I think I might try to get mom to take her somewhere tomorrow if she makes it that long.  I just hate the thought of her having her put to sleep and Timothy dealing with his grandma killing his pet, all while I'm away at work and unable to help.

Maybe I'll just have to be too sick for job #2 tomorrow.  I just don't know.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ReBurn

11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Jessie

we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ReBurn

11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

meredith

Is the guinea pig going to turn into a tree? :'(



(This joke references the last episode of David the Gnome, which Catchr posted.)

Jessie

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Gamplayerx

I'm sorry, Jessie. 

Sweet dreams, Bunny.

dazie

ohh.  I'm sorry Jessie.  Give Timothy a hug for me and have as good a day as you can.  :hugs:
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

ignom

I'm sorry. At least it's over and she isn't hurting anymore.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

nishi

poor little bunny. i'm glad that she got to spend the last part of her short little life with people that cared about her and enjoyed her company.
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

cnamon

I'm sorry about bunny, hon.

Hugs for you and Timothy.