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vampirepenguin

October 12, 2005, 10:48:03 AM
I hope this crap isn't true.
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9671604/

Personally I think Jason Statham would make a better bond. He's charming, attractive and looks damn good in a tux. Who would you like to see as the next bond?
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Beefy

#1
October 12, 2005, 10:50:34 AM
Clive Owen, but he said no.

Actually, they ought to just shoot that franchise in the head.  It's done.

cnamon

#2
October 12, 2005, 10:52:51 AM
I don't know.  Not Orlando Bloom.  He is too cute.  Statham is a little to rugged.

Perhaps Clive Owen.

ignom

#3
October 12, 2005, 10:57:14 AM
Clive Owen turned them down because it would typecast his acting career or something like that.

I think they need to get George Lazenby to reprive the role.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

sugar_grrl

#4
October 12, 2005, 11:00:27 AM
No F in WHEY!
Bring back Mr. Connery....do it....now....
Have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on the llama?

Alice

#5
October 12, 2005, 11:39:07 AM
Jason Statham would not fit the role.  He's my #1 celebrity crush, but he couldn't pull off 007.  I really like Daniel Craig - he's got the ability to pull of the Bond attitude.  I think it's a great fit.

Mr. Ubiquity

#6
October 12, 2005, 11:51:10 AM
I dunno, i think Pierce Brosnan did the best of them all.  Had the suave charming and sophisticated look, the accent you assume with a role like that.   Sean was the man , but i think currently peirce was the best.
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vampirepenguin

#7
October 12, 2005, 01:46:21 PM
Quote from: sugar_grrl on October 12, 2005, 11:00:27 AM
No F in WHEY!
Bring back Mr. Connery....do it....now....

You know how I feel about the sean.. but um we can't have bond popping viagra before he gets it on with a bond hottie.
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dazie

#8
October 12, 2005, 02:05:02 PM
This guy is supposedly instrumental in the breakup of Jude Law and Sienna Miller.

Yes.  I read the tabloids at the grocery store.  Sue me.

I think the guy that played the bad guy in Goldeneye would be a good Bond.  What's his name?  Sean something.
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ignom

#9
October 12, 2005, 02:09:54 PM
Sean Bean
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

vampirepenguin

#10
October 12, 2005, 02:19:16 PM
Cause I love sean, robin and lucy liu... (SFW but it is a video so turn down the volume)


http://www.smithappens.com/video_celebrityjeopardy9.php

Sean: "I'll take anal bum cover for 7,000 "
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sugar_grrl

#11
October 12, 2005, 02:22:45 PM
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Have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on the llama?

dazie

#12
October 12, 2005, 02:25:24 PM
Quote from: ignom on October 12, 2005, 02:09:54 PM
Sean Bean

Yup.  Him.  Seen Been.  I think he'd be very good.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

vampirepenguin

#13
October 12, 2005, 02:26:34 PM
Quote from: sugar_grrl on October 12, 2005, 02:22:45 PM
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well your work is wrong.. dead wrong..no adult or sexual explicit content in the clip.. however venturing beyond the clip may lead to a realm of adult type debauchery
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ignom

#14
October 12, 2005, 02:27:09 PM
Quote from: dazie on October 12, 2005, 02:25:24 PM
Quote from: ignom on October 12, 2005, 02:09:54 PM
Sean Bean

Yup.  Him.  Seen Been.  I think he'd be very good.

He was 006. He can't be demoted to 007.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

sugar_grrl

#15
October 12, 2005, 02:27:46 PM
My work is always wrong....the customer is always right....
Have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on the llama?

dazie

#16
October 12, 2005, 02:33:45 PM
Quote from: ignom on October 12, 2005, 02:27:09 PM
Quote from: dazie on October 12, 2005, 02:25:24 PM
Quote from: ignom on October 12, 2005, 02:09:54 PM
Sean Bean

Yup.  Him.  Seen Been.  I think he'd be very good.

He was 006. He can't be demoted to 007.

Oh come on.  One agent was demoted to Blofeld...  (or however you spell it)
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Listener

#17
October 12, 2005, 03:57:38 PM
Since Clive Owen doesn't want it, there's really no one I can recommend.  I mean, there are a lot of British actors I like, but none that would fit the profile except Jason Statham... the problem is that Statham is too... too odd-looking, somehow, to look the part.

Give one of the hot young brits about ten years.  He'll be able to do it.

Beefy

#18
October 12, 2005, 04:01:12 PM
Mothball Bond and spend a few films following around Halle Berry's character from Die Another Day.

dazie

#19
October 12, 2005, 04:06:36 PM
Quote from: Beef on October 12, 2005, 04:01:12 PM
Mothball Bond and spend a few films following around Halle Berry's character from Die Another Day.

:-X
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

ignom

#20
October 12, 2005, 04:16:33 PM
They need to make some movies based on Joe Don Baker's CIA character Jack Wade. He's no Felix Leiter, though.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Beefy

#21
October 12, 2005, 04:30:17 PM
Quote from: ignom on October 12, 2005, 04:16:33 PM
They need to make some movies based on Joe Don Baker's CIA character Jack Wade. He's no Felix Leiter, though.

Or a new Mitchell movie, even.

VikingJuice

#22
October 12, 2005, 04:41:58 PM
Quote from: dazie on October 12, 2005, 02:25:24 PM
Quote from: ignom on October 12, 2005, 02:09:54 PM
Sean Bean

Yup.  Him.  Seen Been.  I think he'd be very good.

The name's Bean, Mr........Bean


Plus, he's British and was already in one Bond film...anyone anyone?

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VikingJuice

#23
October 12, 2005, 04:42:44 PM
Quote from: ignom on October 12, 2005, 02:27:09 PM
Quote from: dazie on October 12, 2005, 02:25:24 PM
Quote from: ignom on October 12, 2005, 02:09:54 PM
Sean Bean

Yup.  Him.  Seen Been.  I think he'd be very good.

He was 006. He can't be demoted to 007.

What about "double O negative" from The Goonies?

ignom

#24
October 12, 2005, 07:56:53 PM
Quote from: Terry Tate OFFICE LINEBACKER on October 12, 2005, 04:41:58 PM
Quote from: dazie on October 12, 2005, 02:25:24 PM
Quote from: ignom on October 12, 2005, 02:09:54 PM
Sean Bean

Yup.  Him.  Seen Been.  I think he'd be very good.

The name's Bean, Mr........Bean


Plus, he's British and was already in one Bond film...anyone anyone?

I know you mean http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086006/

But don't forget http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274166/
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