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Started by dazie, October 01, 2005, 09:20:25 PM

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dazie

October 01, 2005, 09:20:25 PM
While the humans were out and about today, the canines decided to get crazy and in to the kitchen cupboards.  5lbs of flour later, my house looks like a bust at Robert Downey Jr's house.  (get it- white stuff everywhere)  The canines themselves look like bakers, covered with flour.

::)

Stoopud.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

eo000

#1
October 01, 2005, 09:25:33 PM
aw. sounds like a pain in the neck, and cute all at the same time.

BigDun

#2
October 01, 2005, 10:32:06 PM
Did you take pictures?
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

dazie

#3
October 02, 2005, 07:36:03 AM
It didn't occur to me to take pics until most of the mess was cleaned up.

Maybe I'll take some today, of the aftermath.  One or more of the canines appears to have spent most of last night vomiting up flour barf.

:-X
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Mr. Ubiquity

#4
October 02, 2005, 12:08:53 PM
Quote from: dazie on October 01, 2005, 09:20:25 PM
While the humans were out and about today, the canines decided to get crazy and in to the kitchen cupboards.  5lbs of flour later, my house looks like a bust at Robert Downey Jr's house.  (get it- white stuff everywhere)  The canines themselves look like bakers, covered with flour.

::)

Stoopud.

well, they are seasoned aready, throw them on the grill
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

dazie

#5
October 02, 2005, 02:38:04 PM
Serious question now- one of the dogs (the old one) is on the floor, not moving.  He's conscious, but doesn't want to get up or anything.  Knowing him, he's the one that ate most of the flour and has been the one throwing up.  I tried to get hi interested in drinking water, but he shows no desire.  How can I keep him hydrated enough so whatever flour might be left in his stomach doesn't solidify?
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

dazie

#6
October 02, 2005, 03:41:45 PM
Fixed it.  Now I know how much Ursus loves his dog.  Why else would you give a dog an enema?
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

BigDun

#7
October 02, 2005, 04:06:34 PM
Quote from: dazie on October 02, 2005, 03:41:45 PM
Fixed it.  Now I know how much Ursus loves his dog.  Why else would you give a dog an enema?

If your last post doesn't kill this thread, nothing can.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

dazie

#8
October 02, 2005, 04:15:45 PM
Quote from: BigDun on October 02, 2005, 04:06:34 PM
Quote from: dazie on October 02, 2005, 03:41:45 PM
Fixed it.  Now I know how much Ursus loves his dog.  Why else would you give a dog an enema?

If your last post doesn't kill this thread, nothing can.

;D  As I recently told a former co-worker- there is no such thing as TMI

(except for Three Mile Island, which as dc will attest, is alive and well and glowing in the dark)
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Jessie

#9
October 03, 2005, 07:56:54 AM
That's some funny shit.

Get it?
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Listener

#10
October 03, 2005, 02:31:06 PM
Quote from: dazie on October 02, 2005, 03:41:45 PM
Fixed it.  Now I know how much Ursus loves his dog.  Why else would you give a dog an enema?

You owe me one keyboard.

Also... http://catenema.com/index.php (SFW)

Dry then Catch

#11
October 03, 2005, 02:56:30 PM
hey stopid you spelled stopid wrong
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