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Started by Alice, August 23, 2005, 10:32:24 AM

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DownSouth

#1
August 23, 2005, 10:39:53 AM
2457 glasses of chocolate milk.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Jessie

#2
August 23, 2005, 11:15:16 AM
You could drink 250.25 cans of Diet Coke before croaking

I'm thinking something would rupture first.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Mr. Ubiquity

#3
August 23, 2005, 12:48:23 PM
how many 24 oz expressos is that?
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Beefy

#4
August 23, 2005, 12:51:09 PM
Quote from: Jessie on August 23, 2005, 11:15:16 AM
You could drink 250.25 cans of Diet Coke before croaking

I'm thinking something would rupture first.

I bet I could do it, as long as it was really cold Diet Coke.

dazie

#5
August 23, 2005, 01:55:16 PM
QuoteIt would take 401.47 cans of Cherry Coke to put you down

In a row?  I'd pee for days.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

ReBurn

#6
August 23, 2005, 01:57:00 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 23, 2005, 01:55:16 PM
QuoteIt would take 401.47 cans of Cherry Coke to put you down

In a row?  I'd pee for days.
Yep.  Once you break the seal it just keeps coming on out.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

VikingJuice

#7
August 23, 2005, 02:00:12 PM
582.62 cans of DP.  I bet if I drank all but that .02, I'd be just fine!

Mr. Ubiquity

#8
August 23, 2005, 02:17:22 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 23, 2005, 01:55:16 PM
QuoteIt would take 401.47 cans of Cherry Coke to put you down

In a row?  I'd pee for days.

You need a catheder..   
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

dazie

#9
August 23, 2005, 02:27:31 PM
Quote from: Marixis on August 23, 2005, 02:17:22 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 23, 2005, 01:55:16 PM
QuoteIt would take 401.47 cans of Cherry Coke to put you down

In a row?  I'd pee for days.

You need a catheder..   

Been there.  Had one.  No thanks.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Alice

#10
August 23, 2005, 02:31:39 PM
Quote from: Marixis on August 23, 2005, 02:17:22 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 23, 2005, 01:55:16 PM
QuoteIt would take 401.47 cans of Cherry Coke to put you down

In a row?  I'd pee for days.

You need a cathederal..   

Open the doors and see all the people.

Jessie

#11
August 23, 2005, 02:33:05 PM
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 23, 2005, 02:31:39 PM
Quote from: Marixis on August 23, 2005, 02:17:22 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 23, 2005, 01:55:16 PM
QuoteIt would take 401.47 cans of Cherry Coke to put you down

In a row?  I'd pee for days.

You need a cathederal..   

Open the doors and see all the people.

Heh.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Mr. Ubiquity

#12
August 23, 2005, 02:36:18 PM
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 23, 2005, 02:31:39 PM
Quote from: Marixis on August 23, 2005, 02:17:22 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 23, 2005, 01:55:16 PM
QuoteIt would take 401.47 cans of Cherry Coke to put you down

In a row?  I'd pee for days.

You need a cathederal..   

Open the doors and see all the people.





people or peehole?
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Mr. Ubiquity

#13
August 23, 2005, 02:36:49 PM
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 23, 2005, 02:31:39 PM
Quote from: Marixis on August 23, 2005, 02:17:22 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 23, 2005, 01:55:16 PM
QuoteIt would take 401.47 cans of Cherry Coke to put you down

In a row?  I'd pee for days.

You need a cathederal..   

Open the doors and see all the people.





people or peehole?
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Alice

#14
August 23, 2005, 03:08:14 PM
Quote from: Marixis on August 23, 2005, 02:36:49 PM
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 23, 2005, 02:31:39 PM
Quote from: Marixis on August 23, 2005, 02:17:22 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 23, 2005, 01:55:16 PM
QuoteIt would take 401.47 cans of Cherry Coke to put you down

In a row?  I'd pee for days.

You need a cathederal..   

Open the doors and see all the people.





people or peehole?
My peehole is huge today.

Alice

#15
August 23, 2005, 03:08:33 PM
Sorry, didn't mean to post that.

Gamplayerx

#16
August 23, 2005, 03:26:22 PM
Not fair. 
QuoteYou could drink 192.62 cans of Diet Coke before croaking.

dazie

#17
August 23, 2005, 09:58:21 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 23, 2005, 03:26:22 PM
Not fair. 
QuoteYou could drink 192.62 cans of Diet Coke before croaking.

Holy crap.  Either Diet Coke has way more caffiene than Cherry Coke does or I seriously need to go on a diet.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Gamplayerx

#18
August 23, 2005, 10:02:07 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 23, 2005, 09:58:21 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 23, 2005, 03:26:22 PM
Not fair. 
QuoteYou could drink 192.62 cans of Diet Coke before croaking.

Holy crap.  Either Diet Coke has way more caffiene than Cherry Coke does or I seriously need to go on a diet.
Cherry Coke appears to be way less lethal. 
QuoteAfter 254.93 cans of Cherry Coke, you'd be pushing up daisies.

But they mentioned daisies.  That's nice, right?

dazie

#19
August 23, 2005, 10:06:34 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 23, 2005, 10:02:07 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 23, 2005, 09:58:21 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 23, 2005, 03:26:22 PM
Not fair. 
QuoteYou could drink 192.62 cans of Diet Coke before croaking.

Holy crap.  Either Diet Coke has way more caffiene than Cherry Coke does or I seriously need to go on a diet.
Cherry Coke appears to be way less lethal. 
QuoteAfter 254.93 cans of Cherry Coke, you'd be pushing up daisies.

But they mentioned daisies.  That's nice, right?

*sigh*  I still totally need to diet.  I can drink almost twice as much as you can.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Gamplayerx

#20
August 23, 2005, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 23, 2005, 10:06:34 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 23, 2005, 10:02:07 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 23, 2005, 09:58:21 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 23, 2005, 03:26:22 PM
Not fair. 
QuoteYou could drink 192.62 cans of Diet Coke before croaking.

Holy crap.  Either Diet Coke has way more caffiene than Cherry Coke does or I seriously need to go on a diet.
Cherry Coke appears to be way less lethal. 
QuoteAfter 254.93 cans of Cherry Coke, you'd be pushing up daisies.

But they mentioned daisies.  That's nice, right?

*sigh*  I still totally need to diet.  I can drink almost twice as much as you can.
Maybe it's a tolerance thing.  Go cold turkey for a while and then see if half as much knocks you off.

dazie

#21
August 23, 2005, 10:15:06 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 23, 2005, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 23, 2005, 10:06:34 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 23, 2005, 10:02:07 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 23, 2005, 09:58:21 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 23, 2005, 03:26:22 PM
Not fair. 
QuoteYou could drink 192.62 cans of Diet Coke before croaking.

Holy crap.  Either Diet Coke has way more caffiene than Cherry Coke does or I seriously need to go on a diet.
Cherry Coke appears to be way less lethal. 
QuoteAfter 254.93 cans of Cherry Coke, you'd be pushing up daisies.

But they mentioned daisies.  That's nice, right?

*sigh*  I still totally need to diet.  I can drink almost twice as much as you can.
Maybe it's a tolerance thing.  Go cold turkey for a while and then see if half as much knocks you off.

umm... no.  Maybe yes to the cold turkey, but I don't think I want to find out if it knocks me off.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Gamplayerx

#22
August 23, 2005, 10:16:26 PM
Cherry Coke is icky anyway.  Diet Coke is where it's at.

ignom

#23
August 23, 2005, 11:34:52 PM
 It would take 436.04 cans of Diet Pepsi-Cola to put you down
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Beefy

#24
August 24, 2005, 07:24:57 AM
I didn't see Fresca or Diet Rite on the list.
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