I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...

[ReBurn]

I was going to say something snarky about that woman really needing a life

Darned inspirational, actually - she was paralyzed from childhood polio at age four, as well as diagnosed with a significant heart disorder. She took up dancing with her dog as therapy, apparently, and later co-founded the Musical Dog Sport Association. Rookie, her golden retriever, just retired at age 14.  There's a documentary about them - http://gottadance.landofpuregold.com/

I still want to teach my dog to do this. She's having trouble with "stay", though, so it's not looking good.

Gosh, Beefy. If you weren't such a misanthropy that story might make you feel bad.

[Beefy]

I was going to say something snarky about that woman really needing a life

Darned inspirational, actually - she was paralyzed from childhood polio at age four, as well as diagnosed with a significant heart disorder. She took up dancing with her dog as therapy, apparently, and later co-founded the Musical Dog Sport Association. Rookie, her golden retriever, just retired at age 14.  There's a documentary about them - http://gottadance.landofpuregold.com/

I still want to teach my dog to do this. She's having trouble with "stay", though, so it's not looking good.

Gosh, Beefy. If you weren't such a misanthropy that story might make you feel bad.

Yeah yeah yeah, notice how the rest of my post was left out the quote.

Besides, she probably gnaws on live babies in her spare time.  You don't know.

[ReBurn]

I was going to say something snarky about that woman really needing a life

Darned inspirational, actually - she was paralyzed from childhood polio at age four, as well as diagnosed with a significant heart disorder. She took up dancing with her dog as therapy, apparently, and later co-founded the Musical Dog Sport Association. Rookie, her golden retriever, just retired at age 14.  There's a documentary about them - http://gottadance.landofpuregold.com/

I still want to teach my dog to do this. She's having trouble with "stay", though, so it's not looking good.

Gosh, Beefy. If you weren't such a misanthropy that story might make you feel bad.

Yeah yeah yeah, notice how the rest of my post was left out the quote.

Besides, she probably gnaws on live babies in her spare time.  You don't know.

So it's like Dan Rather edited your post, then?

What smells worse, live babies or dead ones?

[Beefy]

I was going to say something snarky about that woman really needing a life

Darned inspirational, actually - she was paralyzed from childhood polio at age four, as well as diagnosed with a significant heart disorder. She took up dancing with her dog as therapy, apparently, and later co-founded the Musical Dog Sport Association. Rookie, her golden retriever, just retired at age 14.  There's a documentary about them - http://gottadance.landofpuregold.com/

I still want to teach my dog to do this. She's having trouble with "stay", though, so it's not looking good.

Gosh, Beefy. If you weren't such a misanthropy that story might make you feel bad.

Yeah yeah yeah, notice how the rest of my post was left out the quote.

Besides, she probably gnaws on live babies in her spare time.  You don't know.

So it's like Dan Rather edited your post, then?

What smells worse, live babies or dead ones?

Dan Rather's downfall was not ensuring quality control.  I'm sure Carolyn Scott QCs all of her babies before gnawing on them.  That's just good hygiene.