I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...

[skye]

http://www.youtube.com/v/tM13WkB0ShI

[eo000]

oh wow. i'm just happy when caesar doesn't rip into the garbage.

[Jessie]

That last part made me dizzy.

What kind of dog is that?

[eo000]

looks like a golden lab.

[Jessie]

I wasn't sure because of the long hair.

[Alice]

McGimpy couldn't do that even if he wanted to.  Not that he'd want to in the first place... he's only interested in his one toy.  If it doesn't involve that toy, you can go f*** yourself, according to him.

[Jessie]

I want a dog.

[eo000]

i dated a girl in high school that had a really long haired golden lab named buffy. the lab, not the girl.

[Alice]

You can have my dog.  After his scooby snack shennanigans last night, and the mess I had to clean up this morning - he's now off my Xmas list.

[ReBurn]

I wonder what else she's taught him to do?

[Jessie]

You can have my dog.  After his scooby snack shennanigans last night, and the mess I had to clean up this morning - he's now off my Xmas list.

Butters threw up last night.

In my bed.

With me in it.

[dazie]

Golden Retriever? 

Which is interesting- they usually only have about 3 brain cells, this dog must have gotten all the extras.  Like that one can of Diet Coke with all the calories they took out of the other cans.

[Alice]

Golden Retrievers are really smart dogs.

[dazie]

Ice is cold.

[Jessie]

[Beefy]

I was going to say something snarky about that woman really needing a life but the dog looks pretty happy so I'm cool with it.

Besides, I'm in no place to be calling out others for needing lives.

[eo000]

I was going to say something snarky about that woman really needing a life but the dog looks pretty happy so I'm cool with it.

Besides, I'm in no place to be calling out others for needing lives.

you can still call her out for needing a lint/hair remover brush. it's not very snarky, but oh well.

[Jessie]

You could call her out for being flat chested. 

You could say, "Roses are red, violets are black, why's your chest as flat as your back?" then she could go home and cry herself to sleep at night and pray that good would just make them grow.  Uh, I mean, theoretically that's what she'd do.

[Alice]

This lady I used to work with had boobs on her back as well as her front.  I don't think there were nipples, but big giant boob fats on her back.  It was odd.

[ReBurn]

You could call her out for being flat chested. 

You could say, "Roses are red, violets are black, why's your chest as flat as your back?" then she could go home and cry herself to sleep at night and pray that good would just make them grow.  Uh, I mean, theoretically that's what she'd do.

Hopefully good listens to prayers.

[Beefy]

You could call her out for being flat chested. 

You could say, "Roses are red, violets are black, why's your chest as flat as your back?" then she could go home and cry herself to sleep at night and pray that good would just make them grow.  Uh, I mean, theoretically that's what she'd do.

Hopefully good listens to prayers.

Well, at least we now know why Jessie is still flat chested.

[Jessie]

You could call her out for being flat chested. 

You could say, "Roses are red, violets are black, why's your chest as flat as your back?" then she could go home and cry herself to sleep at night and pray that good would just make them grow.  Uh, I mean, theoretically that's what she'd do.

Hopefully good listens to prayers.

I am a typing genius as of late.

[Jessie]

You could call her out for being flat chested. 

You could say, "Roses are red, violets are black, why's your chest as flat as your back?" then she could go home and cry herself to sleep at night and pray that good would just make them grow.  Uh, I mean, theoretically that's what she'd do.

Hopefully good listens to prayers.

Well, at least we now know why Jessie is still flat chested.

HAHAHA I didn't even see this.  When I did, I was drinking diet coke and almost choked to death.

[Alice]

You could call her out for being flat chested. 

You could say, "Roses are red, violets are black, why's your chest as flat as your back?" then she could go home and cry herself to sleep at night and pray that good would just make them grow.  Uh, I mean, theoretically that's what she'd do.

Hopefully good listens to prayers.

Well, at least we now know why Jessie is still flat chested.

HAHAHA I didn't even see this.  When I did, I was drinking diet coke and almost choked to death.

Sounds like your airway is as delicate as your sensibilities.

[skye]

I was going to say something snarky about that woman really needing a life

Darned inspirational, actually - she was paralyzed from childhood polio at age four, as well as diagnosed with a significant heart disorder. She took up dancing with her dog as therapy, apparently, and later co-founded the Musical Dog Sport Association. Rookie, her golden retriever, just retired at age 14.  There's a documentary about them - http://gottadance.landofpuregold.com/

I still want to teach my dog to do this. She's having trouble with "stay", though, so it's not looking good.