Love the Schaub

[VikingJuice]

The Texans, after beating down a weakened KC team last week, are bludgeoning a solid Carolina team right now.  Schaub looks fantastic and the defense is really crushing the Panthers offense.  Go Texans!!  It's been a lot time since I've been excited about hometown football.

[ursus]

So, the Texans beat the Texans in the opener?

[Alice]

So, the Texans beat the Texans in the opener?

KC = Texans???

[Jessie]

I guess this is about football.  I had fun watching the Louisville/Kentucky game yesterday.  It was a good game.

[ursus]

So, the Texans beat the Texans in the opener?

KC = Texans???

The chefs started life as the AFL franchised Texans.

[Jessie]

So, the Texans beat the Texans in the opener?

KC = Texans???

The chefs started life as the AFL franchised Texans.

[Alice]

So, the Texans beat the Texans in the opener?

KC = Texans???

The chefs started life as the AFL franchised Texans.

Yeah, like 50 years ago.

[dazie]

So, the Texans beat the Texans in the opener?

KC = Texans???

The chefs started life as the AFL franchised Texans.

Yeah, like 50 years ago.

So?  Still true.

[Alice]

So, the Texans beat the Texans in the opener?

KC = Texans???

The chefs started life as the AFL franchised Texans.

Yeah, like 50 years ago.

So?  Still true.

It's true that even though the chefs were in Texas 50 years ago, that they're still Texans now?  I see.

[dazie]

So, the Texans beat the Texans in the opener?

KC = Texans???

The chefs started life as the AFL franchised Texans.

Yeah, like 50 years ago.

So?  Still true.

It's true that even though the chefs were in Texas 50 years ago, that they're still Texans now?  I see.

Check behind the couch.  Looks like you've lost your sense of humor.

[Alice]

So, the Texans beat the Texans in the opener?

KC = Texans???

The chefs started life as the AFL franchised Texans.

Yeah, like 50 years ago.

So?  Still true.

It's true that even though the chefs were in Texas 50 years ago, that they're still Texans now?  I see.

Check behind the couch.  Looks like you've lost your sense of humor.

I don't own a couch.

[ursus]

So, the Texans beat the Texans in the opener?

KC = Texans???

The chefs started life as the AFL franchised Texans.

Refrencing a Snickers commercial.

But very cool, time for the "chick-ee ina bask-ee"? Bork-bork-bork!

[Beefy]

So, the Texans beat the Texans in the opener?

KC = Texans???

The chefs started life as the AFL franchised Texans.

Yeah, like 50 years ago.

So?  Still true.

It's true that even though the chefs were in Texas 50 years ago, that they're still Texans now?  I see.

Check behind the couch.  Looks like you've lost your sense of humor.

I don't own a cooch.

Boy, did I read that wrong initially.

[Alice]

I don't own a cooch.

Boy, did I read that wrong initially.

Heh. 

[DownSouth]

So, the Texans beat the Texans in the opener?

KC = Texans???

The chefs started life as the AFL franchised Texans.

Yeah, like 50 years ago.

So?  Still true.

It's true that even though the chefs were in Texas 50 years ago, that they're still Texans now?  I see.

Check behind the couch.  Looks like you've lost your sense of humor.

I don't own a couch.

Does anyone really own a couch or do couches own us?

[ReBurn]

My dog owns my couch.

[Alice]

My dog owns my couch.

My dog pwned my kitchen floor.

[Jessie]

My dog owns my couch.

My dog pwned my kitchen floor.

MY CAT HORKED IN MY BED.

[ReBurn]

My dog owns my couch.

My dog pwned my kitchen floor.

MY CAT PWNED MY BED.

[Bennyhana]

My dog owns my couch.

My dog pwned my kitchen floor.

MY PUSSY HURTS.

[VikingJuice]

My dog owns my couch.

My dog pwned my kitchen floor.

MY CAT HORKED IN MY BED.

Reminds me of Strange Brew.

[Jessie]

So far tonight, she's puked on the floor, the coffee table, my glasses case, and then the floor again.

[VikingJuice]

She must have eaten at my school's cafeteria!

[Jessie]

So far tonight, she's puked on the floor, the coffee table, my glasses case, and then the floor again.

Add Timothy's bed, my bed, and Stevie to the list.

It's so frustrating, because Stevie screams for her wet food, and Butters just can't tolerate it, but it's nearly impossible to keep her out of it, without sitting right there while Stevie eats, shooing Butters away.

Stevie got a bath, and now she's all wet and shivery.

[BigDun]

Did you get any hairballs when licking her clean?