Brandy

[Gamplayerx]

You're a fine girl.
What a good wife you would be.

[Alice]

Seventeenth choice Sally is a finer girl.

[Gamplayerx]

I just needed to share this torture with more people.

[DownSouth]

Why is this in eating and drinking?

[Gamplayerx]

To trick people into reading it and getting sucked into the song.

[Alice]

I don't even know this song.

[DownSouth]

I don't even know this song.

Me either.

[Jessie]

Yes you do.  You just don't realize it.  EVERYBODY knows this song.

[Jessie]

I have no idea what any of the words are, though, but somehow I recognized it from what Gamp posted.

[Gamplayerx]

I don't even know this song.

Learn it.  Live it.  Love it.

http://www.amazon.com/Brandy-Youre-a-Fine-Girl/dp/B00000I6HL

http://www.zoezoo.com/music/tunes/Looking%20Glass%20-%20You're%20A%20Fine%20Girl.mp3

[SockmonkeyHolocaust]

Cruising down the highway
Using lots of gas
I've got hundreds of horsepower
Got the energy to pass
Miles of steel and concrete
Between my home and here
I'm headed for 120
I'm only second gear
Crush, kill, destroy, crush, kill, destroy

One flick of the wheel
Bodies everywhere
Tons of twisted metal
People stop and stare
Bloodstains on the highway
On the road I am a god
I've got the pedal to the metal
I'm a mean machine
In a hot rod
Crush, kill, destroy, crush, kill, destroy

[JJ]

I drank a lot of brandy lastnight. It was good. There were no ill effects this morning even.But I was hating the crap out of every minute and every disorganized aspect of the preschool, that I can tell you.

Yeah that's brilliant. Walk the kids into the fucking bush one by one for pictures and take forever taking them. Greeeat. 3 year olds dig that. OK teacher, go inside for no particular reason and leave half of the kids out there. Peeerrfect.